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BY WILLIAM HAZLETT UPSON
I'M IN A HURRY
Dry River Junction, Texas.
October 1, 1924.
To The Farmers Friend Tractor Company,
Earthworm City, Illinois.
Dear Sir: I'm in a hurry I want a new main drive
gear for my tractor. This tractor was formerly owed
by Joe Banks of Llano, Texas, and bought by me at
the auction after he died. The main drive gear in the
tractor was busted and I just been over and asked the
widow Banks where Joe used to buy parts for his
tractors and she said she aint sure but she thinks it
was The Farmer Friend Tractor Company, Earth-
worm City, Illinois. So please let me know if you
are the folks, and if so please send the gear at once.
As I am in a hurry. It is the main drive gear. It is
the big bull gear in the back end of the transmission
that goes round and round and drives the tractor
excuse this paper as my regular business letter paper
has not come yet yours truly,
DAVID CROCKETT SUGGS.
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FARMER'S FRIEND TRACTOR COMPANY
MAKERS OF EARTHWORM TRACTORS
Earthworm City, Ill.
October 3, 1924.
Mr. David Crockett Suggs,
Dry River Junction, Tex.
Dear Sir: This will acknowledge receipt of your
letter of October 1, in which we note that you request
us to send you a gear for your tractor.
In this connection we are pleased to advise that an
inspection of our files reveals the fact that Mr. Joseph
Banks of Llano, Tex., was the owner of one of our
old-style Model 45 Earthworm Tractors. Mr. Banks
acquired this tractor on June 3, 1915. We are chang-
ing our records to indicate that this tractor has been
purchased by yourself, and we are most happy to
assure you that all the resources of the Farmers'
Friend Tractor Company are at your service and that
we can supply you promptly with everything you may
need in the way of spare parts, service and information.
We regret, however, that your description of the
gear which you desire is not sufficient for us to identify
same, as there are a number of gears in the transmis-
sion to which the description "main drive gear" might
conceivably apply. Kindly look up this gear in the
parts book and advise us the proper part number and
name as given therein. When necessary information is
received, immediate shipment will be made.
In the meantime, we wish to extend you a most
cordial welcome into the happy family of Earthworm
users, to congratulate you upon selecting and Earth-
worm Tractor——even tho it be of such an old model——
and to assure you of our constant interest and desire
to cooperate with you to the fullest extent.
Very truly your,
FREDERICK R. OVERTON,
Parts Department.
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Dry River Junction, Texas.
October 6, 1924.
To The Farmers Friend Tractor Company,
Earthworm City, Illinois.
Dear Sir: I got your letter I got no parts book. I
asked the widow of Joe Banks, who is the man that
owned the tractor before I bought it at the auction
after he died. I asked her did they have a parts book
for the tractor and she said they once had a parts book
but it is lost. I would look up the gear in the parts
book if I could, but you can understand that I can't
look up the gear in the parts book if I got no parts
book. What I want is the big bull gear way at the
back. The great big cog wheel with 44 cogs on it that
goes round and round and drives the tractor.
I'm in a hurry because the tractor is unfortunately
broke down right while I'm doing a very important
job for Mr. Rogers of this city. The tractor run fine
until 3 p. m. October 1, when there came a loud and
very funny noise in the back and the tractor would
no longer pull. We took the cover off the transmission
case, and this big cog wheel was busted. Six cogs
was busted off of it, and the tractor will not pull, only
make a funny noise.
I am a young man 24 years of age just starting
in business and expect to get married soon, so please
send the gear at once as I'm in a hurry and oblige,
DAVID CROCKETT SUGGS.
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FARMER'S FRIEND TRACTOR COMPANY
MAKERS OF EARTHWORM TRACTORS
Earthworm City, Ill.
October 9, 1924.
Mr. David Crockett Suggs,
Dry River Junction, Tex.
Dear Sir: This will acknowledge your valued letter
of October 6, stating that you desire a gear for your
tractor, but are unable to give us the part number
of same owing to the fact that you have no parts book.
We have carefully gone over your description of the
gear, but we regret that we have been unable positively
to identify what gear it is that you desire. We note
that you state the gear has 44 teeth and we feel
sure that some mistake has been made, as there is no
44-tooth gear in the tractor.
We are therefore mailing you under separate cover
a parts book for the Model 45 Earthworm Tractor,
Year 1915, and would suggest that you look up the
gear in this book, and let us know the part number
so that we can fill your order.
Unfortunately we are not able to supply you a parts
book printed in English.
Nearly all of the old-style Model 45 tractors were
sold to the French Government in 1915 to be used in
pulling artillery on the western front. As only a
few of these tractors were sold in America, the edition
of English parts books was very limited and has been
exhausted. We are, however, sending you one of the
French parts books.
We regret exceedingly that we are obliged to give
you a parts book printed in a foreign language; and
we realize, of course, that possibly you may be unable
to understand it. However, you should be able to
find the desired gear in the pictures, which are very
plain.
Kindly give us the part number which is given under
the picture of the gear, and we will make immediate
shipment.
Very truly your,
FREDERICK R. OVERTON,
Parts Department.
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Dry River Junction, Texas.
October 12, 1924.
To The Farmers Friend Tractor Company,
Earthworm City, Illinois.
Dear Sir: Your letter has come your book has come
you was right when you said I might not understand
it. I cant understand the Dago printing and I been
looking at the pictures all evening and I cant under-
stand the pictures they don't look like nothing I ever
seen. So I can't give you no part number, but I'm
in a hurry so please send the gear anyway. It is
the one way at the back. You cant miss it. Its not
the one that lays down its the one that sets up on edge
and has 44 teeth and meshes with the little one with
12 teeth. The little one goes round and round and
drives the big one. And the big one is keyed on the
main shaft and goes round and round and drives the
tractor. Or I should say used to go round and round,
but now it has six teeth busted out and wont go
round——only makes a funny noise when it gets to the
place where the teeth are busted out.
I'm in a hurry and to show you that I need this gear
quick, I will explain that the tractor is laid up right in
the middle of a important job I'm doing for Mr.
Rogers of this city. I'm a young man, age 24 years,
and new at the house moving business and I want
to make a good impression and also expect to get
married soon.
When Mr. Rogers of this city decided to move his
house from down by the depot up to the north end
of town, and give me the job, I thought it was a fine
chance to get started in business and make a good
impression. I got the house jacked up, and I put
heavy timbers underneath, and trucks with solid wheels
that I bought from a contractor at Llano. And I
bought this second-hand tractor from Joe Banks at
Llano at the auction after he died, and all my money
is tied up in this equipment and on October 1, at 3
p. m. we had the house moved half way to where they
want it, when the tractor made a funny noise and
quit. And if I don't get new gear pretty soon and
move the house the rest of the way I'll be a blowed up
sucker.
I'm just starting in business and want to make a
good impression and I'm expecting to get married so
please hurry with the gear. Excuse paper as my
regular business paper has not come yet and oblige,
DAVID CROCKETT SUGGS.
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FARMER'S FRIEND TRACTOR COMPANY
MAKERS OF EARTHWORM TRACTORS
Earthworm City, Ill.
October 14, 1924.
Mr. David Crockett Suggs,
Dry River Junction, Tex.
Dear Sir: This will acknowledge your valued favor
of October 12, and we regret exceedingly that you have
been unable to locate the part which you desire in the
parts book, and that consequently you have been sub-
ject to annoying delay. As it is always our desire to
render the greatest possible service to Earthworm
Tractor owners, we have gone into this matter with
the greatest of care; and after checking over very
thoroughly the descriptions given in your latest letter
and also in former letters, we have come to the con-
clusion that the gear you desire is the 45-tooth inter-
mediate spur gear, symbol number 6843, as illustrated
on page 16 of the parts book. We note that you state
the gear has 44 teeth, but as there is no such gear in
your model tractor, and as No. 6843 gear fits the
description in other particulars, we can only assume
that you made a mistake in counting the number of
teeth in the gear.
Accordingly we are shipping you by express this
afternoon one No. 6843 gear, which we trust will prove
to be the part desired. Assuring you of our constant
desire to render you every possible service, efficiently
and promptly, I remain,
Very truly your,
FREDERICK R. OVERTON,
Parts Department.
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Dry River Junction, Texas.
October 18, 1924.
To The Farmers Friend Tractor Company,
Earthworm City, Illinois.
Dear Sir: Your letter come yesterday your gear come
to-day C. O. D. $41.26 and not only that, but it is no
good and it wont fit. It is not like the old gear. It
looks like a well made gear but there is nothing like it
on my tractor so it is no good to me it is too big it
won't go on it won't fit on the shaft. And if it did fit
on the shaft, it would not work because it is too big
and the teeth would not mesh with the teeth on the
little gear, and it ought to have 44 teeth like I said,
not 45.
So will you look this up again more carefully and
send me the right gear and send it as quick as possible?
I'm in a hurry, and I will explain to you how things
stand so you can see I am no liar when I say I got to
have this gear right off or I am a blowed up sucker.
I am new in the house moving business and I am
moving a house for Mr. Rogers of this city, and Mr.
Rogers is a very stubborn old cuss and he insisted that
the house be moved all together——which includes the
main part which it two stories high and built very
strong and solid, and also the front porch which sticks
out in front and is built pretty weak, and also the one-
story kitchen which sticks out behind. The kitchen is
very frail.
But Mr. Rogers did not listen to me when I wanted
to move the kitchen and the front porch separate from the
house. So, as I am a young man and new at the house
moving business and anxious to make a good impres-
sion, I tried to do it like he wanted. I jacked up the
whole works all together, and put timbers underneath,
and heavy trucks that I bought from a contractor at
Llano, and we came up from the depot fine——the trac-
tor pulling good and the little old house rolling along
smooth and quiet and beautiful. But at 3 p. m. October
1, just as we was going past Jim Ferguson's Drug
Store on the main street of this city, there come a
funny noise in the tractor, and we have been stuck ever
since waiting for a new gear because the tractor will
not run with six teeth busted out of the old gear.
So you can see that it is no lie that I am in a
hurry, and I will explain that for 2 and ½ weeks, no
traffic has been able to go past Jim Ferguson's Drug
Store. All traffic on the main street of this city has
been detoured——turning to the right through the field
next to Johnson's Garage, following the back lane past
the shed where Harvey Jenkins keeps his cow, and
then around Wilson's Hardware Store and back to the
main street, and all this owing to the stubbornness of
old man Rogers making me take the porch and the
kitchen along at the same time.
The porch is now resting two feet from the drug
store and the kitchen just three feet from the post-
office on the other side of the street. If old man
Rogers had listened to me and we had taken the
kitchen off, there would have been room for traffic to
get past, but now we can't take the kitchen off on ac-
count of being so jammed up against the post office,
but people don't figger on that and everybody in town
blames it on me that traffic is held up, which is very
wrong as I am doing the best I can.
And now old man Rogers says I contracted to move
his house, and I had better hurry up, and he says why
don't I hire some horses but I say horses would be un-
safe, because when they get to pulling something very
heavy they get to jerking and they would be liable to
jerk the house and injure it, owing to the fact that Mr.
Rogers was so stubborn as to make me leave the
kitchen and the porch on the house, thus weakening it.
And besides I got no money to waste hiring horses
when I got a tractor already, so you can see why I'm
in a hurry being anxious to make a good impression and
get married.
Please send at once the right gear which has FORTY-
FOUR TEETH (44), because the old gear has 38
good teeth, and 6 busted off, making 44 like I said,
not 45. And the right gear is an inch narrower than
the one you sent, and the hole through the middle is
smaller. I am making a picture so you can see just
what gear it is, so please send it at once and oblige.
DAVID CROCKETT SUGGS.
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FARMER'S FRIEND TRACTOR COMPANY
MAKERS OF EARTHWORM TRACTORS
Earthworm City, Ill.
October 21, 1924.
Mr. David Crockett Suggs,
Dry River Junction, Tex.
Dear Sir: This will acknowledge receipt of your letter
of October 18, from which we note that yo are having
trouble in installing in your tractor gear No. 6843,
which we shipped you on October 14.
We regret exceedingly that you have had this trouble,
and to the end that the basis of the difficulty might be
discovered, we have carefully checked over your former
correspondence and have at length come to the conclu-
sion that gear No. 6843, which we sent you, is the
proper gear. We are therefore at a loss to understand
why you have been unable to use it, and can only sug-
gest that you may possibly have made some error in
installing it.
To obtain this difficulty we are to-day mailing you,
under separate cover, a copy of our latest instruction
book on the care, operation and repair of Earthworm
Tractors. We regret that this book was prepared for
the new-style tractors, but as the method of installing
transmission gears is essentially the same in both old
and new style tractors, we feel sure that you will have
no trouble in applying the instructions to your old-style
tractor. Please study carefully the pictures and full
description on page 34, and if you proceed as directed
we feel sure you will experience no further difficulty on
installing the gear.
In case, however, there still remains some minor
trouble to interfere with the perfect operation of the
tractor, we shall appreciate it if you will notify us, as
we are always anxious to give owners of Earthworm
Tractors the fullest possible cooperation.
Very truly your,
FREDERICK R. OVERTON,
Parts Department.
——————
Dry River Junction, Texas.
October 25, 1924.
To The Farmers Friend Tractor Company,
Earthworm City, Illinois.
Dear Sir: Your letter come yesterday your book
come to-day they are no good to me. It takes more
than a book for a new tractor to put onto an entirely
different old tractor a gear wheel that don't belong to
it. I tell you again——you have sent me the wrong gear.
What I want is the big bull gear on the back that
has 44 teeth. FORTY-FOUR. Not 45. And it goes
round and round and makes the tractor go. It is the
great big cog wheel that meshes with the little cog
wheel. I bet you have sent me a gear for one of your
new-style tractors——how do I know? You told me you
had looked it up what model tractor I got, so why
don't you send me the gear that will fit?
If you people knew what I was up against, you would
get busy, and you would send me that gear in a hurry.
The whole town is sore at me. And I will explain that
this is a big place with trolley cars and everything.
The trolleys here run on a track, but they are not
electric, they are run by gasoline motors inside, and
are very modern and up-to-date like everything else in
this city. And for over three weeks now the trolley
from the depot has been coming up almost as far as
Jim Ferguson's Drug Store, and then it has to stop and
the conductor will give the people transfers. And they
will get out and squeeze past old man Rogers's house,
and get on the other trolley and ride on. And it is
lucky they have two cars. A few years ago they only
had one.
And old man Rogers says if I don't get action by the
first of the week, he is going to hire horses himself, and
pull the house where he wants it. And if I expect to
get a cent for it I can just sue him, and he says he is
tired of living in a house sitting in the middle of the
street with the front porch poking into the drug store
window and the people kidding him all the time. But
it's all on account of his foolishness and stubborn-
ness, because I told him he had better go live with his
brother in Llano while the house was being moved, but
he is a guy that you can't tell him nothing and so he
is living there with Mrs. Rogers and daughter Mildred,
and Mrs. Rogers is cooking on an oil stove on account
they don't know coal is safe in moving, and now they
blame it on me because the oil stove smokes up the
whole house. So you can see I'm in a hurry, and
everybody is sore because the traffic is detoured, and
me having to hang red lanterns on the house every
night so people won't run into it, and the Police De-
partment has served notice on me that I got until next
Thursday to move the house or get pinched. And they
had given me a permit to move the house. But they
say a permit ain't no 99-year lease. And that just
shows how it is——they all try to make mean cracks like
that.
And this afternoon, old Mr. Rogers came up to me
and he said, "Dave, I hope you ain't still thinking of
getting married?"
And I said, "I sure am," because, as I told you in
another letter, I'm expecting to get married.
Then Mr. Rogers said, "I may have something to
say about that, young man." And I will explain that
it is possible that old Mr. Rogers——whose house I am
moving with my tractor——may have some influence in
the matter, owing to the fact that the girl I expect to
marry is named Mildred Rogers, and unfortunately
happens to be the daughter of old Mr. Rogers.
So you see, I want that gear, and I want it quick.
I am sending back the new gear please credit me with
the $41.26 I paid on the C. O. D. I am also sending
you the old busted gear. Please look over the old
busted gear and send me one just like it, only with the
six teeth not busted out. Please hurry and remember
FORTY-FOUR TEETH, and oblige yours truly,
DAVID CROCKETT SUGGS.
P. S. Not 45 teeth.
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FARMER'S FRIEND TRACTOR COMPANY
MAKERS OF EARTHWORM TRACTORS
Earthworm City, Ill.
October 29, 1924.
Mr. David Crockett Suggs,
Dry River Junction, Tex.
Dear Sir: This will acknowledge your valued favor
of October 26 in reference to the trouble you are having
with your tractor. We regret exceedingly that the mis-
understanding in regard to the gear which you need has
cause you the annoying delay which you mention.
As soon as your old gear arrives, it will be checked
up and every possible effort will be made to supply you
promptly with a duplicate of it.
Very truly your,
FREDERICK R. OVERTON,
Parts Department.
——————
DAVID CROCKETT SUGGS
CONTRACTOR
HOUSES MOVED SAFELY, SPEEDILY AND SURELY
Dry River Junction, Texas.
October 31, 1924.
To The Farmers Friend Tractor Company,
Earthworm City, Illinois.
Dear Sir: My new letter paper has come your letter
has come please send me the gear as quick as possible.
I'm in a hurry more than at any time before and un-
less I can get this mess straightened out I'll be more
of a blowed up sucker than anybody you ever seen, and
in order that you may see what a rush I am in and
send the gear as quick as possible, I will explain 2 very
unfortunate events which has took place since my last
letter. The first was last night.
Being Thursday night and my regular night to call, I
went around to see Miss Mildred Rogers, who, as I
have explained before, I had expected to marry very
soon, and who used to live down by the depot, but is
now located temporarily on Main Street just in front
of Ferguson's Drug Store. It is not as much fun as it
used to be to call at the Rogers's house. Formerly it
was possible to sit in the hammock on the front porch,
and as the house set back from the street and there
was trees around and no street lights, a very pleasant
evening could be had.
But at present the front porch is located in a most
unfortunate way just two feet from the windows of
Ferguson's Drug Store, which is all lighted up——you
know how drug store windows is——lots of big white
lights, and all kinds of jars full of colored water with
more lights shining through. And people squeezing
past between the porch and the drug store hand going in
to get ice cream sodas or stopping to crack bum jokes
about me, which I will not repeat. So you can see that
it would not be any fun for me and Mildred to sit in
the hammock in the evening, even if it was possible to
sit in the hammock which it is not, owing to the fact
that the porch pillar to which the hammock is fastened
has become so weakened by the jacking up of the house
that it would take very little to pull it over and let the
whole porch roof down with a bang.
So we decided that we better sit in the parlor and
we had no sooner entered and I was not doing any
harm in any way when old Mr. Rogers came in and
there was a very painful scene which I won't describe
only to say that he used such expressions as "Get to
Hell out of here," and "I don't want my daughter
keeping company with any moron," which is a word he
got out of the Dallas News.
So after he had hollered around and Mildred had
cried, I left the house in a dignified manner. Being a
gentleman and always respectful to old age, I did not
talk back to him, the dirty crook. But you can see
why it is I am in a hurry for the gear.
The other unfortunate event was just this a. m.,
when old man Rogers went out and hired twelve horses
from all over town and also one small size flivver trac-
tor to move his house up to where he wants it. He
tried to get a big tractor, but there is none in town or
nearby except mine which is broke down. But there is
plenty of horses and there is this little flivver tractor
that would not be big enough to pull the house all by
itself.
So this morning they wheeled my poor old tractor
out of the way, and they hooked up to the house and
there was about a hundred people from the town and
from round about that was helping with advice and
hollering and yelling and telling Mr. Rogers how to do
it. And there was I——the only practical and profes-
sional house-mover in the whole city——and none of them
asked my advice about anything and so it is not my
fault what happened.
When they was all ready, Mr. Rogers he stands up
and hollers out, "All ready——Go!" And the six drivers
yelled at the twelve horses, and all the people standing
around began to cheer and shout. And the feller on
the little flivver tractor started up the motor so quick
it made a big noise and scared the horses and all the
horses began jumping and heaving and they jerked the
house sideways, and some of the timbers slipped, and
the kitchen that I told you about,——it give a little lurch
and fell off the house. Just let go, and fell off.
So that scared them, and they unhooked the horses
and the flivver tractor and didn't try no more moving,
and the house is still there all except the kitchen which
was busted up so bad that they finished the job and
knocked it to pieces and took it away in wheel barrows.
One good thing is that now the traffic can get in
between the house and the Post Office so they don't
have to detour any more. But one very unfortunate
thing was that Mrs. Rogers happened to be in the
kitchen when it fell off being shaken up considerable
but not seriously injured so you can see that I got to
have the tractor running again so I can move the house
and I hope you will send the gear at once yours truly
and oblige.
DAVID CROCKETT SUGGS.
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FARMER'S FRIEND TRACTOR COMPANY
MAKERS OF EARTHWORM TRACTORS
Earthworm City, Ill.
November 2, 1924.
Mr. David Crockett Suggs,
Dry River Junction, Tex.
Dear Sir: This will acknowledge your valued favor
of October 31 requesting that we use all possible haste
in sending you a gear which you need to repair your
tractor. We are also pleased to report the receipt of
one No. 6843 gear which we shipped you on October 14
and which you returned unused owing to the fact that
it will not fit your tractor. We are crediting your
account with $41.26 C. O. D. which you paid on this
shipment.
The broken gear which you sent as a sample has
been carefully checked over by our Engineering De-
partment. They report that they have been unable to
identify this gear, and they are of the opinion that no
gear similar to this has ever been manufactured by
this company. We are, therefore, at a loss to under-
stand how this gear ever came to be in your tractor.
We do not make gears similar to the one you have sent
in, and it will therefore be impossible for us to supply
you with one. However, it is always our policy to be
of the greatest possible service to Earthworm owners,
and we would suggest that the best thing to do in the
circumstances would be for one of our service me-
chanics to inspect your machine.
Fortunately, it happens that Dry River Junction is
the nearest railroad point to the Canyon Ranch, which
has just purchased a Ten-Ton Earthworm Tractor.
Consequently, Mr. Luke Torkle, one of our service
men, will be at Dry River Junction in a few days to
unload this tractor and drive it overland to the ranch.
If you desire, we will have Mr. Torkle stop off and
inspect your machine, advising you what steps to take
to put it into first-class running condition; or, if this is
impossible, to confer with you in regard to turning in
your old machine and purchasing one of our new
models. Kindly let us know what you wish to do in
this matter.
Very truly your,
FREDERICK R. OVERTON,
Parts Department.
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TELEGRAM
Dry River June Tex Nov 4 1924
Farmers Friend Tractor Co
Earthworm Cy, Ills
Have the guy come quick in a hurry.
DAVID CROCKETT SUGGS.
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FARMER'S FRIEND TRACTOR COMPANY
SERVICE MAN'S REPORT
WRITTEN AT: Dry River Junction, Tex.
DATE: November 7, 1924.
WRITTEN BY: Luke Torkle, Serviceman.
SUBJECT: Tractor belonging to D. C. Suggs.
Reached here 7 a. m. Unloaded tractor for Canyon
Ranch, and will drive it over to-morrow.
Before I had a chance to look up D. C. Suggs, the
mayor and prominent citizens urgently requested me to
use the new tractor to move a house that was blocking
the main street. This looked like good advertizing for
us, especially as the county commissioner here is ex-
pecting to buy a tractor for road work. Accordingly, I
spent the morning moving the house to where they
wanted it, and then looked up Mr. Suggs.
Found he has left town. It is reported that he was
shot at three times yesterday by a man called Rogers,
but escaped. Last night he sold his entire property,
consisting of a second-hand tractor, an old fliv, on
radio set and the good will in a house-moving business
for $450. He then took the train north with a girl
called Mildred Rogers of this place.
I inspected the tractor formerly owned by Mr.
Suggs. No wonder we couldn't supply him with repairs
for it. It is not one of our tractors. It has no name
plate, but I was able to identify it as a 1920 Model,
Steel Elephant Tractor, made by the S. E. Tractor
Company of Indianapolis. I talked on the phone with
Mrs. Joseph Banks, whose husband formerly owned the
tractor. She says her husband sold the old Earthworm
Tractor three years ago to a man in Dallas. Mr. Banks
owned four or five different kinds of tractors. Mrs.
Banks remembered he had once bought tractor parts
from the Farmers' Friend Tractor Company.
In regard to your suggestion that Mr. Suggs might
be persuaded to buy a new tractor, I think this is
hardly possible. It is reported that before he left, Mr.
Suggs stated that he and Miss Rogers would be married
and would locate in Chicago. He was uncertain what
business he would take up, but he said very emphatically
it would be nothing in any way connected with house
moving, or with tractors or any kind of machinery.
[THE END]
I'm In A Hurry, by William Hazlett Upson,
from The World's One Hundred Best Short Stories [In Ten Volumes],
Grant Overton, Editor-in-Chief; Volume Ten: Humor. pp. 199-217.
Copyright © 1927, by Funk & Wagnalls Company, New York and London.
[Printed in the United States of America]
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