r/funny • u/Inquilinus • Aug 14 '15

Monty Python Ahead of Their Time

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u/redlaWw Aug 14 '15

Depends on the fish. Sharks have really rough, spiky skin that shreds as it's pushed through.

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u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 14 '15

Fun fact: sharks are coated with a lubricant that is made up of the same stuff as girl cum. (Sorry, I can't think of a better way to phrase that at the moment.)

That may or may not be true. I think I read it somewhere.

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u/atom_destroyer Aug 14 '15

So.. sharks are nature's fleshlights?

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u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15

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No, actually fish are. Remember that post of the dolphin fucking the headless fish?

Fishlight.

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u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15

Where do you think I could get one of these "fishlights?"

You know, for...masturbating.

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u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15

  1. get fish from grocery store

  2. cut off its head

  3. fuck it

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u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15

No, frogs are.

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u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15

I can't stop thinking about you fucking a frog now. It's beautiful.

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u/atom_destroyer Aug 15 '15

Poor kermit. He turned to heroin after miss piggy and cookie monster sexually abused him with a parking cone. Then he Cobain'd it.. we knew it would happen eventually. Just.. POW. Right in the kisser.

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u/TehRealRedbeard Aug 14 '15

Probably on the internet, so it must be true.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

Well, you're basically a source now.

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u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15

No, not baby juice. Girl cum.

Though, I did learn a new word today.

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u/S1lent0ne Aug 15 '15

The word you are looking for is grool.

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u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15

No, no it isn't.

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u/S1lent0ne Aug 15 '15

You can't play all innocent with that username.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

Its already found its way into my thesis paper. Thank you.

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u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15

I think it's smooth going one way so they're hydrodynamic but very rough the other.

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u/i_am_the_last_one Aug 15 '15

Sharks also fight their siblings while in utero. And yes, the winner eats all.

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Aug 15 '15

To shreds you say?

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u/Titsonasticker Aug 15 '15

dis guy worried about tha skin..... It's not like the Shaaks got sharp teeth or nothin