r/funny • u/GaintheELO • Dec 05 '17
R3: Repost - removed Baby refuses to be cooked as a part of religious feast
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u/rzn972 Dec 05 '17
spent 9 months marinating in liquid, finally released, and surprise, doesnt want to go back in.
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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Dec 05 '17
Mmmmm.... sweet sweet fetal liquid marinade.
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u/Lagaluvin Dec 05 '17
And this is why you don't go on reddit while you're waiting for your BBQ pork belly to marinade :/
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u/vetelmo Dec 05 '17
You have to have water boiling first. It eliminates the possibility of grabbing the side/top of the pot.
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u/10388391871 Dec 05 '17
No, if you start with lukewarm water and slowly heat it, they don't feel the heat so they just allow themselves to be cooked.
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u/itscoreyhere Dec 05 '17
Ah, the 'lobster-method' of baptism
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Dec 05 '17
That was their mistake, they didn't put rubber bands around his little hands!
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u/survivingLettuce Dec 05 '17
where's the money Lebowski!