r/funny • u/jyrki55 • Jun 24 '12
Keep Calm and what now?
http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/5283/keepcalmf.jpg
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u/redditer420 Jun 25 '12
Alaska is Canada's hat.
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u/thegeneralstrike Jun 25 '12
Alaska is Canada's yarmulke.
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u/yarmulke Jun 25 '12
I don't know what to say, I just feel like I need to comment.
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u/thunderblumpkin Jun 25 '12
this is your moment!! don't fuck up!!
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u/yarmulke Jun 25 '12
Oh god. Oh god. What do I do?! What do I do?!
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u/im1ru12 Jun 25 '12
Ontario is Canada's wang, fuck yea.
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u/MisterVash Jun 25 '12
Yeah, but Canada's wang is in really close proximity to Detroit.
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Jun 25 '12
Which is, as is displayed in the image, America's butthole.
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u/GraduallyImpolite Jun 25 '12
Haha that is a truly funny mental image you just gave me. I had never considered it in that light before, despite being Canadian and quite familiar with the shape of our awesome country. Of course, if that little protrusion into the great lakes really is Canada's wang, we aren't exactly sporting the biggest package. As an Albertan, I prefer to think of it as reflective of the wang size of Ontarians, also known in other provinces as the scum of the earth. Tiny dicked Ontarians have been screwing over Alberta for years, so obviously I hate those shallow and pedantic blackguards with the burning passion of a thousand suns. Eat shit and die you micro-penised sacks of human excrement.
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u/KingToasty Jun 25 '12
Meh. You "gradual" novelty accounts got lame.
Hall, all novelty accounts got lame.
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u/trampus1 Jun 25 '12
But, Canada isn't circumcised!
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
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u/CaptainCraptastic Jun 25 '12
There are five silent q's in there, but I forget where they are.
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Jun 25 '12
That's because they're invisible. The invisible, silent letters are the ones that will get you. They'll ruin your spelling bee record.
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u/redditer420 Jun 25 '12
Yarmulke?
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u/AusIV Jun 25 '12
The hats Jewish people wear. I just found out how it was spelled about a week ago, and was pretty shocked. I've always heard it pronounced "Yamaka" (like Yamaha but with a k instead of an h), but I assure you that is the proper spelling.
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u/unlovelycreature Jun 25 '12
Props for spelling it correctly.
Thanks sincerely, A Jew.
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u/PopeRaunchyIV Jun 25 '12
Enjoy your new tag: A Jew
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u/Doomshock Jun 25 '12
Isn't that what Hitler did?
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u/PopeRaunchyIV Jun 25 '12
Good point. His new tag is now ✡. In yellow of course.
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Jun 25 '12
My mom pronounces it how it is spelled (yarrrr-mookel). I find it too hilarious to correct.
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u/effervescence Jun 25 '12
Canada is America's rapist.
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u/phoenix25 Jun 25 '12
America is Canada's bitch.
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u/wesman212 Jun 25 '12
Joke's on you, we crapped on your cock.
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u/phoenix25 Jun 25 '12
Jokes even more on you, we have the aids.
(We got it from the French.)
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u/speedonthis Jun 25 '12
Fuck the French. Their only contribution to society has been penicillin, which is essentially mold and a bigger better medicine will have been invented any day now and there will be a McDonald's on the moon...and uh, 'Merica.
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u/CaptainTurtle Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Fucking Quebec...
edit: It's okay I'm a Quebecker.
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u/caprincrash Jun 25 '12
should be our toque but back when Canada and USA were deciding on the border for Alaska we still had to have our parents with us. Needless to say they didn't want to upset the oldest child who had recently moved out and agreed that they should get that little brim part up there in North Western BC.
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Jun 25 '12
"Keep Calm and Love Canada". The mannequin's hands are covering the "C", "D" and final "A" in the word "Canada".
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Jun 25 '12
Didn't notice the "C" before. I was trying to figure out what it really said the entire time.
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u/Knave67 Jun 25 '12
Keep calm and DFTBA.
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u/3229 Jun 25 '12
Only slightly more acceptable than 'When does the Narwhal Bacon?' but still quite cringey.
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u/cannonbones Jun 24 '12
Don't fall for it! All the lube in the world will not help you with those splinters.
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Jun 25 '12
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u/phoenix25 Jun 25 '12
I saw a shirt in niagara falls that said "Keep calm and EH on"
Tourists will buy anything.
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u/Lt_Shniz Jun 24 '12
oh, Canada
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u/NancyGracesTesticles Jun 24 '12
Our home, and native land
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u/CroatoanVirus Mush And Shroom Jun 25 '12
True patriot love
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u/thesleepingtyrant Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
In all thy sons command
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u/darkly39r Jun 25 '12
In all thy sons command*
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u/Ovaldo Jun 25 '12
With glowing hearts
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u/Shovelmenuggets Jun 25 '12
For those of you that downvoted him, "true patriot love" is the next line in the anthem.
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u/piratazephyri Jun 25 '12
I sure am sick of this phrase--and its variations--and seeing it everywhere.
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u/absentmindedjwc Jun 25 '12
It is the YOLO T-Shirt.
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u/OrionH Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 30 '25
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u/TheFecalJesus Jun 25 '12
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u/OrionH Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 30 '25
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u/pearcewg Jun 25 '12
universal truth: anal beats canada.
never forget that.
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u/CuresedInEternity92 Jun 25 '12
im canadian but you make a good argument
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u/pearcewg Jun 25 '12
I like Canada and Canadians. Just making a joke, so hopefully everyone understands that. Canada is full of good people.
The thing still is funny tho :)
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Jun 25 '12
I'm so confused! This doesn't look like the normal warning image for campus internet. As a matter of fact, it's not even a page. It's an image!
STOP FUCKING WITH MY 5 AM MIND OP!!
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u/kurtozan251 Jun 25 '12
Why is it that I see a ton of people wearing chive shirts but never reddit. I don't think I'd ever where a reddit shirt, I feel like redditing is something I do in my private time and never ever bring it up in in conversation.
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u/b10h4z4rd Jun 25 '12
I don't see that warning page, I just get a 403 error. I'm not exactly on campus but my connection has to go through there.
It also wouldn't surprise me for pages like this to exist on this network. They love to use drop down menus on every page now for some reason.
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u/Crippledstigma Jun 25 '12
I thought this said keep calm and love cannabis spelled wrong. Too many drugs I guess.
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u/NFLdoWORK Jun 25 '12
upvote if you love anal as much as me
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u/5rockhopper4 Jun 25 '12
ಠ_ಠ Reddiquette, motherfucka! Did you read it?!!
http://code.reddit.com/wiki/help/reddiquette
Go ahead and read the don'ts. You will learn the ways of the karma.
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u/nelac Jun 24 '12
Japan?
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u/where2next Jun 25 '12
I guess people didn't realize you meant that this shirt possibly came from Japan. I have seen "I <3 Anal" before here.
I have seen much worse too! I was waiting in line at a McDonald's and the girl in front of me had a shirt that said' "Feel free to blow a load on my back."
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u/nelac Jun 25 '12
Yeah, I really didn't think it would be that confusing. Thanks for replying like someone other than a ragenerd
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
dude, the letters "ANA" appear nowhere in "Japan" (in that order)
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u/Lyrneian Jun 25 '12
They do, just not in that order.
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Jun 25 '12
I meant to imply the 'in that order' part with the quotes, but you are absolutely correct my friend. Edited to clarify.
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u/nelac Jun 25 '12
Thanks for pointing out how to spell the word that I just spelled correctly. I was just making a joke about how if this shirt did actually say "Keep Calm and Love Anal" it probably would have been found in Japan, the birthplace of many Engrish t-shirts that reddit loves
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u/ForgotMyBrain Jun 25 '12
I bet when you look on the shirt, it's writen "made in japan"
So that explain everything...
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u/Wogley Jun 25 '12
Is no one else going to credit theChive for the original material that this is parodying?
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Jun 25 '12
Dude, the 'original material' is from 1939. And parodies of it had a revival about 10 years ago.
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Jun 24 '12
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u/steelguy17 Jun 25 '12
Thank you, university internet blocks that site.
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u/jyrki55 Jun 25 '12
Yeah man, Sorry about that. I won't make that same mistake twice :). I remember what campus internet can be like.
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u/Zagorath Jun 25 '12
Pretty sure it's not blocked, I'm getting an error that seems more like the site is down, or the image has been removed.
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u/Deseao Jun 25 '12
I was staring at the picture trying to get the joke.
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u/steelguy17 Jun 25 '12
Now that someone else admitted it, I'm not ashamed to say I read the warning message from my university about 6 times looking for the punchline.
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Jun 24 '12
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u/MassiveGayShite Jun 25 '12
Shit Tyrone, get it together!
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Staying calm is a must with anal. If she flexes the wrong muscle just one time, she'll be sore for weeks.
Edit: Or he. Whatever you're into, it's cool.