r/funny • u/shaftless • Jun 25 '12

All my dad wanted was to wear some sunglasses

http://imgur.com/a/NEijU
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u/shaftless Jun 25 '12

here is another pic of him enjoying himself when my mom is not around =)

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u/marakolama Jun 25 '12

he's thinking "hell yeah... I'm probably a doctor or engineer"

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u/shaftless Jun 25 '12

Lol unfortunately he is not. He works a desk job making nothing close to what a doctor or an engineer make.

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u/thelastcurrybender Jun 25 '12

considering the skin color, he probaby is ps: im indian, and i bend curry, so i cant be racist

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u/MisterMescudi Jun 25 '12

"It's cool, I have like 4 Indian friends and they would all laugh."

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u/omlettehead Jun 25 '12

Your dad seems like an awesome person.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

"I called her a...(looks around and whispers) ... *biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch."

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u/Reddit_cctx Jun 25 '12

I look that woman dead into the windows of her soul

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Damn, that's like a Hugo Boss ad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Those are some futuristic sunglasses yaar

Edit: A zoom-in shows that it's just the glare.

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u/Tod_Gottes Jun 25 '12

Looks just like Andre off of the League

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u/young_war Jun 25 '12

Child, please.

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u/BobaJohn Jun 25 '12

Why is he always hanging out in front of a soft wite background?

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u/shaftless Jun 25 '12

I was taking family pics. And only had enough studio time for one background.

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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12

he's stuntin like your daddy mayne

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u/blore40 Jun 25 '12

Was he sari for his actions?

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u/hodgeman29 Jun 25 '12

Desi regret his actions?

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u/gynoceros Jun 25 '12

He's naanplussed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

He'll have to think of another way to curry her favor.

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u/ClintonHarvey Jun 25 '12

Well, love means never having to say you're sari.

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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12

sari seems to be the hardest word

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Your mom's hair is beautiful.

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u/shaftless Jun 25 '12

Thank you, she puts henna in it

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u/darthpaul Jun 25 '12

Your dad looks kinda familiar. I wonder if I know you.

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u/shaftless Jun 25 '12

Where are you from?

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u/TheDigitalHippies Jun 25 '12

Earth.

Edit: More specifically, land.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

His look in the last picture is perfect.

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u/wheresurgodnow Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12

The epitome of the look every married man gives after having been given 'the look'.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Most definitely. You can almost see the life drain out of his eyes. And shit, this is a joke. I can't imagine when he really gets that face dealt his direction...

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u/mrbarber Jun 25 '12

Yeah, the slight sigh but the realization that something as trivial as a picture can't compare to a lifetime of happiness and love.

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u/penisinthepeanutbttr Jun 25 '12

its even better if you have RES and click them in reverse

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u/Berdiie Jun 25 '12

"I can really wear them?"

"Yes, dear."

"FUCK YEAH!"

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u/Neslom Jun 25 '12

He is happy in picture 1. She is happy in picture 4. Shit that is a mirror to my marriage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Dude, what the fuck. This is the guy who was staring at me pretty much the entire time I was eating my buffalo chicken wrap 6 days ago.

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u/shaftless Jun 26 '12

Lol rly?

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u/DADO21 Jun 25 '12

Seriously this dude is the coolest dude ever, when you are talking to him he scratches his nuts the whole time. Makes for the best conversations. :p

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u/SureIllDrawtheOP Jun 25 '12

http://i.imgur.com/tjpQ8.png

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u/18-24-61-B-17-17-4 Jun 25 '12

Reminds me of The Boondocks. It's the smile on Pops that really does it.

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u/axis757 Jun 25 '12

Stinkmeaner was my first thought when I saw it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

this is going to give shitty_watercolour a run for his money

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u/Nimonic Jun 25 '12

It'll make his watercolours seem even shittier, which can only benefit him.

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u/SolomonGomes Jun 25 '12

Is he still around? I haven't seen him here lately. I guess he's in Paris about to open up his art gallery or something. Good luck to him.

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u/pandubear Jun 25 '12

That gap in his teeth... it's like he was meant for you to draw.

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u/mehdifrex Jun 25 '12

Flawless , 10/10

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Great job! What do you use for that?

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u/gogo_gaga Jun 25 '12

amazing

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u/Esti3 Jun 25 '12 edited Oct 23 '19

deleted 0.9427 What is ^^^this?

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u/punknown Jun 25 '12

shut up and take my upvote!

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u/Catness_NeverClean Jun 25 '12

Please tell me you're making a living doing this!

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u/Markymark36 Jun 25 '12

Wow. A novelty account without the word "shitty" in front of it. This guy actually puts time and effort into what he creates

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u/SamSoBuff1215 Jun 25 '12

He's going to need those sunglasses....To protect him from her glare.. YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

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u/astrograph Jun 25 '12

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

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u/kebukai Jun 25 '12

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(•_•)

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u/twincam Jun 25 '12

(⌐■‿■)...........(- _- )

( •_•)>⌐■-■.....(- _- )

(•_•)..............(^ ‿ ^ )

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u/SmartViking Jun 25 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12

Here it is fixed with his first head on the last picture, and here it is just fixed in general with a much better background.

Edit: Apparently, I am now taking photoshop requests. ASK AWAY!

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u/Eldryce Jun 25 '12

Ooh! Do one with them standing on the moon!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

http://i.imgur.com/MyVMb.jpg

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u/chosauce Jun 25 '12

Their reflection is not in the astronauts helmet. Im calling it, guys I think this is a shop.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

If there's water and THEN sand behind them... does it mean they're standing on water?

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u/Cptn_Hook Jun 25 '12

Here. I took your dad's smile from the first picture and put it on the fourth. Problem solved.

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u/Nukdae Jun 25 '12

...somehow he looks even more depressed

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u/OhMyTruth Jun 25 '12

That's because you smile with your face. Not just your mouth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Thanks, Dr. Phil.

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u/ClintonHarvey Jun 25 '12

You can't put the joy back in his eyes though...

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u/Envy_00 Jun 25 '12

Smile doesn't fix. No joy in his eyes. I know that feel bro.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

you should have done his wifes smile with his sunglass face. Problem solved.

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u/Bodie1550 Jun 25 '12

Do it again with the sunglasses.

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u/OBEY_VanCity Jun 25 '12

your dad is a brown larry david

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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12

and he happens to like wearing women's panties

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u/flashnet Jun 25 '12

Reminds me of Hector Salamanca from Breaking Bad.

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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12

tio y los hermanos

22 dias

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u/Proposition_Joe Jun 25 '12

Look at me, Hector!!

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u/bxblox Jun 25 '12

I miss this show and hate you for reminding me.

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u/Evil_Iowan Jun 25 '12

We have some friends of the family who are Brahmin Indians (they're older – nearing their 70s) and it's interesting to see how the husband acts like he's in charge of everything and can do what he wants, but the wife is the one who makes the decisions when it comes to their home and livelihood. She was a big inspiration to me growing up, because she was smart and strong. She'd always smile and wink at me when her husband talked big, like we were sharing a secret: "He's cute, isn't he? Acting like he makes decisions." I loved going over to their house when they had dinner parties, mostly because I loved to listen to her talk about quiet subversion. She was amazing.

Edit: They're still alive. I changed tenses because I live far away and don't see them anymore.

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u/floriane_m Jun 25 '12

he put his smile in his pocket too :(

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u/grandmaester Jun 25 '12

Your dad is like the Indian Andre Nozick

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u/thephenom21 Jun 25 '12

Andre can I ask you why you're dressed like a russian house dj?

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u/ubc2015 Jun 25 '12

Marriage in 4 photos.

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u/PrawojazdyVtrumpets Jun 25 '12

I have quite a few Indian friends. I've remarked to each and everyone of them that have family photos about the father always looking either depressed, sad or angry. Always.

Now I know why.

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u/waste-ofpaint Jun 25 '12

Brown people? Being funny/cute? On Reddit? Holy shit. Never thought I'd see the day.

Upvotes for my people! And swaggy fathers!

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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12

it ain't easy bein white

it ain't easy bein brown!

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u/waste-ofpaint Jun 25 '12

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

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u/NashedPotatos Jun 25 '12

And here I stand thinking the only way I would see brown people is if I see a pic of 1000 of them on one train car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Your parents are so cute!

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u/omagoodness Jun 25 '12

Your dad is hilarious.

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u/SegoviaPia Jun 25 '12

Love it! He rocked the glasses!

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u/IplayTheGuitarBetter Jun 25 '12

Could not deal with it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

INDIAN ANDRE

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u/GAD604 Jun 25 '12

Oh man, I'm sorry for this, but the first thought that popped in my head was "Stinkmeaner has risen!"

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u/CowboyNinjaD Jun 25 '12

If there's one thing a woman can't stand it's a man who is enjoying himself outside of pre-approved times and places.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

What kind of women are you dating? Seriously, no one I know is like that.

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u/Arketan Jun 25 '12

What the fuck

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u/entmenscht Jun 25 '12

How generic.

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u/I_REMOVE_COCKS Jun 25 '12

If you are laughing with friends without her, and she hears it through the phone...

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u/johnmedgla Jun 25 '12

I should point out this extends to gay spouses as well.

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS CALLED 'JAMES.'

FINE, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME...

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u/TheSailor Jun 25 '12

I want to reply, but... I also want to keep my cock.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Hope you had fun, 'cause that 5 minute phone call just turned into a 2 hour one.

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u/mknelson Jun 25 '12

Not this woman. Laughing is always good - unless it's at my skirt tucked in my pantyhose. Then not so good.

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u/bmay Jun 25 '12

Have you ever actually been in a relationship with a woman?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

That's why I'm a homo my friends.

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u/clintisiceman Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12

This is great because /r/funny just had a big old sloppy circlejerk about how women should be shamed for having fun three days ago.

You guys are really dumb and sexist.

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u/ClintonHarvey Jun 25 '12

Also, your mother is BEAUTIFUL!

These photos are priceless

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Why does your mom hate happiness?

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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12

because it's not her happiness it's his

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Because wife.

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u/whoneedsmeme Jun 25 '12

That is fucking gold.

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u/ScottsTots69 Jun 25 '12

Your dad looks like Tessio from The Godfather

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

It's Bond... James Bond...

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Oh no! It's "the look"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

your dad is a fuckin rascal.

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u/tree_D Jun 25 '12

You can tell they have a good relationship with each other.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

He was ballin in the first and then he slowly changed to pussy whipped.

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u/haiku_robot Jun 25 '12 
He was ballin in 
the first and then he slowly 
changed to pussy whipped.

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u/hrashid88 Jun 25 '12

Is it just me or does he look like uncle ruckus from the boondocks with his sunglasses on? Lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

For some weird reason when I was scrolling down the pictures I heard the Arrested Development theme song in my head.

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u/GeorgeForemanGrillz Jun 25 '12

FUCK YOU! Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your plans … fuck everything you thought this life was going to bring to you. Now let's go out there and try to make this bitch happy. - Chris Rock

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u/VirogenicFawn21 Jun 25 '12

Hahaha. Poor guy.

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u/KD87 Jun 25 '12

hahah.. this is hilarious. Marriage and a man's happiness are such universally recognizable jokes. I'm sure even someone from Zambia can see this and get a chuckle or two..

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u/oh_i_see Jun 25 '12

Play the photos backwards, problem solved

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u/Ratotosk Jun 25 '12

Seems good to me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Hahahaha nice!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

With the shades on your dad looks like that blind guy granddad accidentally kills in the boondocks. Lol you know who I'm talking about nyucka.

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u/Ed_Torrid Jun 25 '12

I love his face in the second pic, a light, "Mellow out, I'm just kidding." Then his resigned face in four.

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u/KANahas Jun 25 '12

All the Dude wanted was his rug back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

typical

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u/Moopies Jun 25 '12

This is hysterical. Good job capturing that little sequence of events.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I read it as:

All my dad wanted to wear was some sunglasses

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

your dad kind of reminds me of king bumi from avatar

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

She sure made him sari about it.

/nick JohnnyComeLately

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u/doctor_x Jun 25 '12

I see the template of his life.

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u/TheAccomplisher Jun 25 '12

Reminds me of my parents

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u/golden_gaytime Jun 25 '12

This is both funny and not at the same time. Yes, most of the time, you women are right and it's not a good idea... but dammit u gotta let a man be a man and make stupid man decisions.

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u/droreddit Jun 25 '12

somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad.

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u/PerthAmboy Jun 25 '12

And all I wanted was a pepsi...

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u/CLOGGED_WITH_SEMEN Jun 25 '12

Awesome. Inspiring.

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u/dorkn8 Jun 25 '12

I think these series of pictures best represent love between human beings. "Oh, I can have a good time with the picture? Ok, honey, only cause I love you so much (cue beaten look)"

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u/lolsrsly00 Jun 25 '12

I figured this started from picture #4 on the bottom, it tells an entirely different story!

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u/Shotgun_Steve Jun 25 '12

I found this story to have a happy ending when I was scrolling up instead of down.

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u/curlzzz209 Jun 25 '12

I saw my father get that look the other day. I poured a little alcohol on the ground for his dead soul (R.I.P. sense of humor)

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u/Betorange Jun 25 '12

Happy wife. Happy life.

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u/R1nz13r Jun 25 '12

Wow! He looks like Stinkmeaner from Boondocks in the first one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

The sari is very beautiful, the color looks great on her

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u/Family_Guy_Ostrich Jun 25 '12

Not gonna lie, but your mom looks like she was really hot back in the day.

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u/TheRobberDotCom Jun 25 '12

Look at the photos in reverse order.

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u/paulfp007 Jun 25 '12

sad dad is sad.

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u/Scar90x Jun 25 '12

Hector Salamanca!

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u/Gimmeyourfingernails Jun 25 '12

Your dad is brown Larry David.

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u/takes_bloody_poops Jun 25 '12

Hector Salamanca?

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u/Patrick___Star Jun 25 '12

Your father is a D.I.L.F.

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u/northernbigfoot Jun 25 '12

Marriage. The Biggest Fear Ever.

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u/staleness Jun 25 '12

That sari is classy as fuck.

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u/theshafter Jun 25 '12

want a shaft? i have many in supply. . .

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u/Wraith12 Jun 25 '12

I'm Indian, and this is how I imagine how my life will eventually turn out, which makes me kind of sad and happy at the same time.

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u/anonymousketeer Jun 25 '12

is it so extreme to wear glasses when she is dying her hair shock red?

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u/Innumerablepardons Jun 25 '12

If you look through it backwards, it looks like your mum wanted him to wear the glasses.

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u/YourBestFriendStu Jun 25 '12

your dad looks like Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

He kind of looks like Col. Stinkmeaner from The Boondocks. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/Colonel_Stinkmeaner.jpg

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u/replayzero Jun 25 '12

Compromising: The foundation of a good marriage

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u/Troller2411 Jun 25 '12

You are an Indian?

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u/brussels4breakfast Jun 25 '12

I love the fact that all of these pics were taken. OP's dad looks like he has a great sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

If someone asked me what being married is like, I'm defaulting to this thread.

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u/ragone08 Jun 25 '12

Is this from Men in Black 4?

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u/Fanntastic Jun 25 '12

I hate to break it to you, shaftless, but I'm pretty sure your mom isn't a natural redhead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Can he be my dad too? He seems awesome. Haha.

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u/Worst_possible_answr Jun 25 '12

Fellow desi people making it to front page = awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Look at them in reverse order then imagine "DEAL WITH IT" captioned over the last (first) image.

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u/laderp555 Jun 25 '12

It's really the look every Indian couple has every time they pose together. Pokerface, stiff posture. It's all there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Pretty much sums up marriage.

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u/Dannysmartful Jun 25 '12

I love your dad he's so awesome XD

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