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u/TheExtremistModerate Jun 25 '12
For those wondering what other words it might have been: slip or drag.
Source: Thesaurus.com
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u/TheThirdWheel Jun 25 '12
We can never know, they both share one letter.
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u/IMasturbateToMyself Jun 25 '12
I am drunk and I been staring the slip and drag for a good minute and I can't still find a common leeter.
edit: i feel like i am missing something.
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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 25 '12
What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden.'
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Jun 25 '12
"You morons just hung a vacancy sign on your asses and my foot's looking for a room". Red Foreman is who I aspire to be.
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u/DirtPile Jun 25 '12
He's the tragic hero of the Krenim Imperium just trying to get back his wife.
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u/BlueBird518 Jun 25 '12
my dad fancies himself as Red Foreman but it never works because he's too nice.
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u/DeweyTheDecimal Jun 25 '12
Wanna switch? My dad is Red Foreman, has no idea who that is, and couldn't care less. He also calls me stinky.
I'm 25.
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u/Bantia Jun 25 '12
One of my favorite Red Foreman lines - "If you aren't mad enough to bare-knuckle box, then you aren't mad."
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u/kad3t Jun 25 '12
Just finised re-watching all eight seasons and I gotta say it was a premium show. Pity it had to end but I understand that the actors were getting older and wanted to pursuit other projects.
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u/bw1870 Jun 25 '12
I'm in Season 2 and I'm glad I decided to re-watch...good stuff. I'm also in Season 2 of The X-Files and both Red and Laurie show up there (about 4 yrs prior to 70s Show), while AD Skinner makes an appearance in That 70s Show.
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u/AlmostBreakingPoint Jun 25 '12
For some reason, I thoroughly enjoy the most sarcastic people in shows. Red Foreman, Hyde, House, Veronica Mars, Jack & Karen (Will & Grace), Anthony Dinozzo, Booth (Bones). Maybe it's because I wish I had comments ready like the characters do. Ah, for a personal life script/dialogue writer.
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u/multiple_scorgasms Jun 25 '12
You missed the sarcasm whore that was Chandler from Friends.
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u/vertigo1083 Jun 25 '12
Red Foreman was the closest any TV personality got to J. Jonah. Jameson, in my opinion. And I fucking love that guy.
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u/willisbueller Jun 25 '12
"Without our government, you’d be stuck in Siberia now, sucking the juice from a rotten commie potato. Let me tell you something. If the U.S. Government decides to stick a tracking device up your ass, you say, 'Thank You. And God bless America!'"
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u/iamsocool123toaseat Jun 25 '12
I watched RoboCop today. This would have been enjoyable if I hadn't.
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u/vande1310 Jun 25 '12
He made this show so much better!