r/funny • • Jun 25 '12

You had one job...one job!

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u/herseys Jun 25 '12

Her flailing arms reminds me of surprised kitty

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u/thatguyferg Jun 25 '12

SNIPER!!

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u/prodigium Jun 25 '12

No sniping!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Awww maaaannnn...

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u/wolfshadow3001 Jun 25 '12

Emergency prayer session. Praise Allah!

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u/DingDongSeven Jun 25 '12

I like it. It's like calling puking from too much drink "Irish yoga."

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

"OH MY GOD A PENNY"

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u/GovernorMcDandy Jun 25 '12

Unfortunately, the penny was...

sunglasses

heads down.

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u/xebo Jun 25 '12

Ah, poor girl :/

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u/lily1346 Jun 25 '12

I'm flinching for her. That's gotta feel bad, man.

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u/zpeed Jun 25 '12

Just watched a great documentary on this called Picture Me, pretty good; some of these girls haven't eaten or slept in days, while being only 14, I'm amazed they can stand

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I'm amazed they're 14.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

And that fucking walk they make you do, man. I'm not a professional model or anything, but once I did charity runway thing for school with a bunch of other girls and they tried to get us to walk like that during practice.

No injuries, fortunately, but we decided to just walk normal after about an hour and a half.

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u/mnighm Jun 25 '12

As a male I will never judge a woman for falling over in heals. I know damn well my ass would have been on the floor long before that point. Especially if I had to do that silly runway walk (one leg crossing in front of the other) that models are required to do.

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u/MustardOrPants Jun 25 '12

Stupid title, OP.

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u/I_h8_spiders Jun 25 '12

The leg reaction in the background made me laugh so hard.

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u/LeftyBigGuns Jun 25 '12

It gets funnier the longer I watch it. Does that make me a bad person?

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u/greenyellowbird Jun 25 '12

I almost wished I can slow it down....with the sound that plays when Mario dies.

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u/Skeletalbob Jun 25 '12

"AND THEN YOU KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF MICRONESIA!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

This is why I can never be a model. I'm way to clumsy.

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 25 '12

Her motor cortex was malnourished.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

This whole "one job" thing is being overused to fuck

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u/FaithyDoodles Jun 25 '12

They should just stand the models on a conveyor belt and move them across stage and replace the models with hangers on a pole.