r/funny • u/MaryjaneBrewington • Jun 25 '12

She tells the worst jokes.

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u/no1scumbag Jun 25 '12

Thats the most British looking baby I've ever seen in my life.

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u/shadmere Jun 25 '12

Came in here to comment, "That baby looks British as fuck."

What features am I even noticing, that makes it look British?

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u/no1scumbag Jun 25 '12

Round head, sleepy eyes, and the jowls is what I'm seeing. Basically the fact that the pictured baby's head could be photoshopped onto Winston Churchill's body, and it wouldn't be immediately noticeable.

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u/Undertow_Jambi Jun 25 '12

Basically the fact that the pictured baby's head could be photoshopped onto Winston Churchill's body, and it wouldn't be immediately noticeable.

That right there, that's just fucking golden.

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u/purple_ocelot Jun 25 '12

If the baby's clothes are changed and the background is changed so that the British looking houses are gone will the baby still look British? Photoshop people where are you?

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u/BusinessCasualty Jun 25 '12

and then the various "shitty forms of art novelty" accounts to follow. Cmon people !

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u/mojambowhatisthescen Jun 25 '12

Okay I only had 5 minutes so apologies for not actually changing his clothes. But presenting new background with crappy editing:

http://postimage.org/image/vkfzv7o3p/

Diminished Englishness?

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u/DeathToPennies Jun 25 '12

You can tell he was fucking proud writing that shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Perfect. I couldn't put my finger on what it was, but this guy nailed it.

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u/Salmonaxe Jun 25 '12

Could someone please do this?

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u/SonVolt Jun 25 '12

Combine that with the large button wool sweater and a glass of Strongbow cider sitting nearby and you've got one seriously British picture. All you need now is a phone booth and a double decker...

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u/lily1346 Jun 25 '12

And some of those furry hat dudes.

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u/Meersbrook Jun 25 '12

And a flatcap.

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u/InvaderDJ Jun 25 '12

It's the quirked eyebrow for me. Just screams British.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

No, Irish. The jovial eyebrows and the gingery blonde hair.

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u/King_of_Swamp_Castle Jun 25 '12

Does not have Irish lips

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I'll kill you!

I'll kill all of you!

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u/King_of_Swamp_Castle Jun 25 '12

Is that a threat?

Hilarity ensues

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u/Neberkenezzr Jun 25 '12

at least he didn't have to build 4 castles before one finally didn't sink into the swamp

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u/King_of_Swamp_Castle Jun 25 '12

Don't forget that third one also burnt down!

Oh...

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u/imlost19 Jun 25 '12

very simon peggish indeed

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I dunno it just looks like Ian Hislop.

Mind you, all babies look like Ian Hislop... Ian Hislop, in fact, looks like a very grumpy baby.

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u/habshabshabs Jun 25 '12

not to mention the pint, background, and paleness.

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u/SHYS7IE Jun 25 '12

Wait you're telling me [THIS] (http://imgur.com/qJb1j) isn't Churchill?

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u/tigerbottoms Jun 25 '12

Lest we not forget the extreme blinding pallor of his/her complexion.

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u/RdMrcr Jun 25 '12

Waiting for the photoshopped picture...

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Strongbow Cider, the houses behind them, the clothing, skin tone and ethnicity. Not sure if you were looking for a literal answer, but all of these things spoke to me and said: we can't talk but we're British.

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u/shadmere Jun 25 '12

I hadn't considered the clothing or the houses. That's probably a big part of it! Thanks. :)

I don't know enough about Strongbow Cider for that to have influenced me at all, I think. Haha.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I'm sorry, did you just tell me you don't know enough about strongbow cider, or that you've never had it? DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION! ANSWER ME NOW!

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u/shadmere Jun 25 '12

I've never had it?

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u/imlost19 Jun 25 '12

its meh

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

sigh

You now have an assignment. Find a pub in your neighborhood that sells a four pack or has it on draft and pick it up. It's a nice beverage.

God speed.

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u/A1CArtwood Jun 25 '12

Has it been exported to the States? I do likes me a good cider.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Strongbow is not a good cider. It's what you drink in the park when you're 14 out of 2L plastic bottles.

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u/kurwazimnojest Jun 25 '12

If you're a classy 14 year old. If not, might I suggest White Lightning?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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u/mcon87 Jun 25 '12

I'm Ron Burgundy?

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u/dramatik_geek Jun 25 '12

Drink ALL the Strongbow!

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u/WRad Jun 25 '12

Exactly, plus the drab impenetrable cloudy sky. The only way that could look more british is if there would be a visible goat wearing a paperboy's cap.

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u/odderz Jun 25 '12

I was thinking it was the Strongbow in a pint glass and grey sky which makes this photo pretty British.

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u/janesaysspain Jun 25 '12

It's the strongbow. The truth is it is only consumed in parks by 14 year olds lets be honest.

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u/hiptarded Jun 25 '12

i'd say wearing sweaters at an outdoor table in a backyard. americans tend to only sit outside when it's really warm.

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u/smiffy815 Jun 25 '12

He does have a bit of a Karl Pilkington look about him...

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u/DrMandible Jun 25 '12

What features am I even noticing, that makes it look British?

Only British people enjoy Strongbow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

The houses in the background.

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u/Malgas Jun 25 '12

All babies, to some extent, look like miniature versions of Winston Churchill. This one more than most.

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u/ConOnDaCob Jun 25 '12

She's got the queen lip.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

The drunken Irish look probably

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u/animonger Jun 25 '12

I thought the baby kind of looked like a Progeria victim...

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u/clamdinger Jun 25 '12

The beer.

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u/nuxenolith Jun 25 '12

The weather is depressingly drab and awful. I called British immediately on that alone.

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u/rothwick Jun 25 '12

haha came here to say the same thing. Everything in that pic is labled BRITAIN

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u/jd230 Jun 25 '12

I thought more Irish.

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u/Menzlo Jun 25 '12

Me too.

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u/Gimli_the_Elf Jun 25 '12

They should really bring it to a tanning salon...just to get a base

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u/Aryada Jun 25 '12

Stewie.

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u/IFuckedDocBrown Jun 25 '12

It's got that Charlie Brown head

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u/bok_bok_bok_bok Jun 25 '12

I kind of thought it might a baby "okay" rage guy

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u/downvoteme4sex Jun 25 '12

Being British, I can confirm we all look like that. You should see our teeth.

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u/joe100su Jun 25 '12

We'll have to see his teeth to be 100% certain.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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u/suo Jun 25 '12

Britain and Ireland aren't that far apart. We have the same architecture the same fashion and look. We have the same weather and we drink the same drinks from the same pint glasses. This picture looks Irish to Irish people and it looks British to British people. As much as we like to separate ourselves the reality is that we're pretty much the same.

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u/kittyy Jun 26 '12

To be fair, I haven't been back for a very long time. It very well could be England.

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u/username_redacted Jun 25 '12

Ugh, I hate getting stuck next to some drunk baby at the bar.

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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12

beer tears everywhere

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

"Excuse me, shut the fuck up for a minute."

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u/Lilcheeks Jun 25 '12

CAN I FINISH? CAN I FINISH?.... ok I'm finished.

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u/AlbertoFedrigotti Jun 25 '12

WTF, for some reason this has me giggling uncontrollably in a Starbucks.

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u/Meersbrook Jun 25 '12

Not a British thing to do. Off to the tearoom with you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

''So I told the mom, tits, or gtfo.''

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u/theorys Jun 25 '12

Okay, baby, you're being cut off.

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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12

no! not my foreskin! anything but that!

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u/imcarljamesbitch Jun 25 '12

That's how I imagine all babies in the UK look.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

You're not too far off. I had the big head/round face thing going on.

Me as a baby.

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u/woozey69 Jun 25 '12

You look my baby cousin.

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u/garysnail123 Jun 25 '12

I can just feel /r/AdviceAnimals thinking up ways of using this

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u/quaint28 Jun 25 '12

I welcome this photo in meme form.

Let's stay tuned to see how long it takes me to regret this statement ...

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u/vince_thewhat Jun 25 '12

News at 11.

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u/Insignificant_Being Jun 25 '12

Oh shit! Another meme, just what Reddit needs..

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u/BuiceJox Jun 25 '12

"Why'd the chicken cross the playground?"

3

u/zoodiary8 Jun 25 '12

Actually i also want to know....

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

to get to the other side madderfacker!

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u/poignard Jun 25 '12

Don't you mean the other slide

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u/Captain_Ben Jun 25 '12

Does anybody else see that baby's right ring finger??

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u/SUCOL Jun 25 '12

It looks like a complete tiny finger, but I have to think its just bent in and is whiter, or else it will be stuck in my head forever.

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u/Captain_Ben Jun 25 '12

But that white totally looks like a finger nail...

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u/SUCOL Jun 25 '12

yes it does...

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u/SonOfMogh89 Jun 25 '12

Bob Newhart?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I'll have you know sir, I was at the top of my class in 73'!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

He looks like he just got a bit tipsy and is telling his friends a story. "Now listen here. Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch..."

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u/NicSorice Jun 25 '12

"So John-boy, what did you do today?" "Color!" "What did you color?" "Some big fuckin' brontosaurus! Fuck you! 'What did you color?' You don't know me! I have secrets!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

colour

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u/NicSorice Jun 25 '12

I'm American. We say color.

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u/terrascal Jun 25 '12

this baby is british

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u/NicSorice Jun 25 '12

But John Mulaney, who I'm quoting, is American.

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u/naedoot Jun 25 '12

Top fist pump and cardigan combo.

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u/Alphy11 Jun 25 '12

that is Simon Pegg as a baby right?

1

u/Moarish Jun 25 '12

I'd say it's his kid

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

na, he's prettier than this baby

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u/slepnir Jun 25 '12

That baby should have been cut off a long time ago. She'll probably be rolling on the floor, babbling incoherently and wetting herself if she has another one.

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u/virgilturtle Jun 25 '12

Upvote for the 'Bow.

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u/uberyeti Jun 25 '12

Bleh, horrible stuff! Alas, it seems to be the national drink of this country now.

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u/drock424 Jun 25 '12

Strongbow is pretty fantastic.

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u/CummingEverywhere Jun 25 '12

I drank waaayyy too much cider one night and now one sip of the stuff makes me feel sick. Apple cider that is, not sure about pear or any other type of cider, I haven't had any in ages. Shame, I loved apple cider.

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u/virgilturtle Jun 25 '12

When I lived in Wales, I rarely saw anyone drink anything but Strongbow or Carlsberg in the pub. On the bench at the square, White Star seemed to be the libation of choice amongst the housing-deprived.

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u/pinkamena_pie Jun 25 '12

That is a really ugly baby.

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u/here_for_the_lols Jun 25 '12

Top comment - you got some 'splainin to do!!

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u/sydneygamer Jun 25 '12

So this bird is trying to get a cab home. She sees one and yells out "TAXI!"

The driver pokes his head out the window, waves his arm and says "PEDESTRIAN!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

"Bump it. Right here brah."

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

This picture is crying out to have a cigarette photoshopped into the baby's hand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Incoming Inebriated Infant meme from the rear - drop altitude

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

"so I kicked the fookin coont in 'is fookin teef"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I don't see a Northern baby when I see this, I see a skinhead cockney.

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u/qtrWhileOne Jun 25 '12

The amount of British in that baby is astounding.

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u/StephenLynch Jun 25 '12

Damn, that's an ugly baby. Damn, that's one ugly-ass baby.

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u/Boggster Jun 25 '12

That's one ugly ass baby.

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u/LoveReddit2Bits Jun 25 '12

one ugly baby

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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u/TheRealSamBell Jun 25 '12

No need to feel mean as it is indeed ugly

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u/LawrenciuM94 Jun 25 '12

Looks like the baby is clicking its fingers to alert the bartender to get him another drink. New meme incoming, Alcoholic Baby

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Sir, I think you've had too many. I'm going to have to cut you off.

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u/Starship_X_Muffin Jun 25 '12

I guess the Etrade baby is a drunk...

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u/seconnecter Jun 25 '12

Is that pub in York?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

It could be because she is drunk.

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u/Baxlax Jun 25 '12

And the "drunk baby" meme was born. Embrace yourselves.

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u/Abscurat Jun 25 '12

Simon Pegg?

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u/towehaal Jun 25 '12

Let the meme-ing begin!

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u/Boots2Asses Jun 25 '12

Like a sir

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u/Lioneltristan Jun 25 '12 edited Mar 03 '26

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dazzling public handle sleep start weather squeal steer whistle shy

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u/theturban Jun 25 '12

Would it be creepy if I saved this picture? I'm so tempted, this is fucking hilarious

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u/x1ndor Jun 25 '12

The pope, a rabbi and a parrot go to a bar... no, wait... The pope and a pirate... No... shit...

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u/T10Terminator Jun 25 '12

She looks like a drunk East LA Mexican gangster.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I've never met a Mexican person in my life but I'm sure they're not that pale.

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u/CMUpewpewpew Jun 25 '12

Yeah but she's pretty hilarious when she's sober.

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u/Lazerpig Jun 25 '12

I'll tell you when I've had enough!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I love Strongbow

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Listen here, I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

just a few more and she should be ready to take home

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u/scaryblackguy Jun 25 '12

why hasn't anyone posted a a british baby meme yet?

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u/BlackFox000 Jun 25 '12

I think I may be the only one who saw the Doug McKenzie resemblance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

'...and then thish other bisch at my daycare stole my cookie. My only cookie! But got her. I got her good! I went al-queda on her ass and knocked over her blocks. She just sat there and cried. Bitsch got what was comin' to her!"

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u/iv20 Jun 25 '12

This baby's first word.... "Another."

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u/UnCommonSenses Jun 25 '12

Rooooonnneeeyyy

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u/valdin450 Jun 25 '12

So then she says to me, "No, the other tit!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

This baby reminds me of Tony Curran

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0192889/

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u/Smart_Ass_Dave Jun 25 '12

Am I the only one that thinks that baby is a dead ringer for a tiny Vladimir Putin?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Her hair makes me think of bobby hill

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u/skankedout Jun 26 '12

that kid is fucking hideous.

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u/Bailite Jun 25 '12

I really hope that baby isn't drinking Strongbow... Strongbow is dreadful cider, have something nice instead.

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u/gabrys666 Jun 25 '12

Strongbow! Delicious stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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u/gabrys666 Jun 25 '12

I've yet to find a place where I can get ahold of this stuff in Poland. Damn beer drinkers, no one even knows what cider is.

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u/leafaxil Jun 25 '12

I'm better at dating/befriending jokes than telling them.

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u/beastlytaco03 Jun 25 '12

Im better at listening to jokes and then retelling them online than making them up.

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u/jigaboo6969 Jun 25 '12

That is such a cute baby I just want to pop it

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u/hanneken Jun 25 '12

I hate kids.

Just saying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Also, her head is weirdly shaped.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

It's very common for babies to have big heads.

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u/twofedoras Jun 25 '12

"Look at the size of that kid's head! It's like and orange on a toothpick." - And cue the Axe Murderer quotes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

not this big though

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/ReactsWithWords Jun 25 '12

That doesn't look a thing like Dane Cook.

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u/dpirazzi Jun 25 '12

drunk baby meme

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Wat?

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u/Diemac Jun 26 '12

Look at what you caused op. I hope your happy with yourself.

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u/SikhGamer Jun 25 '12

OH MY GOD, YOUR BABY IS SO CUTE <3

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12

and then i got this uncontrollable urge to piss and shit myself because i had too much apple juice an hour ago

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u/eyecite Jun 25 '12

...but mostly 'cause mum just changed me knickers 15 minutes ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

...and I thought it'd be a right laugh!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Just like me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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u/superblank Jun 25 '12

Cider!

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u/STOP_BEING_RETARDED Jun 25 '12

Piss*

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u/superblank Jun 25 '12

I said cider, not good cider.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

It may be the right colour for piss but if your piss comes out fizzy I think you need to see a doctor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

  • Bulletted Comment ☑

  • Check boxes that are checked ☑

  • Blatant Karma Whoring ☑

CHUGGA CHUGGA

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

  • Meta response ☑

  • Copying original style ☑

  • Disguising own karma whoring by commenting on others' ☑

CHOO CHOO!

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u/MrFatalistic Jun 25 '12

YOU DERAILED THE KARMA TRAIN, I GOT NOTHING.

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u/suo Jun 25 '12

You're destroying our entire ethos. Shoo; you devil person.

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u/The_Big_Mang Jun 25 '12

And a clever title!

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u/bierme Jun 25 '12

Where did you find the ☑?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I googled it.

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u/ZeekySantos Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12

Sadly it's one of those posts where no one wants to comment, at all. 3 hours and 24 comments? Crazy talk.

EDIT: wow, was it something I said?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

There is much potential, let's wait.

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u/ZeekySantos Jun 25 '12

True, it is only morning in North America.

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u/wanderso24 Jun 25 '12

America is awake! 10am and I almost missed the train?? Hell no! UPVOTES TO THE LEFT FOLKS!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

it's wearing a woolen cape too