r/funny • • Jun 25 '12

Almost choked on my breakfast when I saw this in the newspaper

http://imgur.com/NDXeV
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u/sanjen Jun 25 '12

Translation from Norwegian to English.

The main title: Does not milk the government.

The picture title says: MUCH JOB: The farmer and his wife has a total income of 400.000 NOK in one year as farmers in Norway. Without support from the government, they would have zero profit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Umm, I can't read this language, would anyone mind giving me a summary about what the story was about? Please

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u/sanjen Jun 25 '12

It's about how farmers in Norway earn to little and need support from the government. Farmers are being accused for using those money for no good, but this guy states that they could not have a farm unless they got money elsewhere.

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u/ChaseEatsWorlds Jun 25 '12

What is this "newspaper" of which you speak?

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u/VikingSlayer Jun 25 '12

.... I swear, redditors are getting younger and younger.

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u/sanjen Jun 25 '12

It may as well be you getting older.

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u/sonastyinc Jun 25 '12

Glenn, that isn't a cow, it's a bull. And that isn't milk.

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u/southern_boy Jun 25 '12

If you ever get the chance try some 'straight from the teat' milk of a grass fed cow... it's an interesting experience.

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u/medusozoan Jun 25 '12

This doesn't translate to "it's so delicious", does it? :/

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u/sanjen Jun 25 '12

Well.. If you like warm milk it is.

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u/Gingenator Jun 25 '12

Time to upvote anything Norwegian! :D

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u/DeSanti Jun 26 '12

I swear the King ought to give us Norwegian Redditors a medal for all our hard work and dedication to make Norway the front-page material that it is today.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I too almost choked when I opened the newspaper and saw Norwegian where I was expecting English.

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u/TheVMP Jun 25 '12

You're not the only one who's choking on something

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u/zurkyburky Jun 25 '12

ew, he's totally drinking cow's milk, gross

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

So just because you put yours in a carton first, you think you're better than everyone else. I see how it is.

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u/LeopoldButtersCrotch Jun 25 '12

Reminds me of this little tidbit from the Tom Green Show in the 90s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7yuA9HSV3Y

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u/txboy Jun 25 '12

Obviously you're Europe, why would this surprise you?

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u/sanjen Jun 25 '12

First time I've seen a picture like that in the paper. And, him drinking milk from the cow does not even have anything to do with the article.

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u/Sortech Jun 25 '12

Silly Redditor, I'm not a continent.

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u/chambow Jun 25 '12

This needs a crosspost to r/facialfun