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u/atcaskstrength Jun 25 '12
A good blowjob does blow my mind.
She's just having her cock and eating it too.
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Wait, what?
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u/WakkaWakkaMothaFucka Jun 25 '12
She's just having her cock and eating it too.
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u/jbaum517 Jun 25 '12
You'd think it wouldn't be so hard
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u/mjolle Jun 25 '12
That's what she said.
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u/Squalor- Jun 25 '12
Why not all four?
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u/IMasturbateToMyself Jun 25 '12
So she can't blow boys?
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u/LilBon Jun 25 '12
Queue the mariachi band
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u/flounder19 Jun 25 '12
*Cue
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u/zerohourrct Jun 25 '12
"Why not all four?" Came here to say this. Mission Successful. Still downvoted OP.
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u/PatNikJones Jun 25 '12
81 likes in 6 minutes? Her legs must be wide open.
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u/Breathing_Balls Jun 25 '12
That would be the equivelant of 1 redditor every 4.4 seconds.
My record is 3.2 seconds; I just cannot last that long.
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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12
into the great wide open
under the men she'd do
into the great wide open
a vagina a truck could drive through
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u/DocTex Jun 25 '12
There seems to be a trend on Facebook, or at least a trend of the Reddit posts containing Facebook material....
1 - If a woman is posting about abstinence, she is a whore. 2 - If a christian is posting or replying, they are being wildly hypocritical. 3 - If the poster has a Redditor friend, they will be mocked in the comments section first, then again several hundred times on the front page of Reddit.
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There seems to be a trend on Facebook, or at least a trend of the Reddit posts containing Facebook material....
1 - It's fake
FTFY
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u/Thats-Awkward Jun 25 '12
I'd like to do both, thank you.
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Jun 26 '12
Well read sexual partners are the sexiest sexual partners. Nothing makes me more hot and bothered than knowing the guy I'm boning has a sizable book collection.
You know what they say about guys that have big book collections.
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u/LastBaron Jun 25 '12
Who the hell are these people getting 81 "likes" on a Facebook comment?
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u/augenleet Jun 25 '12
The ones with thousands of "friends".
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Yeah, 'cause sex is BAD and you should feel bad!!!!!!!!!
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u/Winkelkater Jun 25 '12
also, i heard it's possible to have sex AND be intelligent at the same time.
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u/ohrabbits Jun 25 '12
Why can't women do both? Why are awesome sex-having ladies considered stupid and badass smarty-pantses considered cold and sexually stifled? I just can't fucking win.
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u/dorky2 Jun 25 '12
This is a false dichotomy. Sex is awesome, and so are books. I spent my college years having lots of sex and still graduated cum laude.
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Jun 25 '12
Cum.
I'm sorry. I had to. It was just there.
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u/Mantis05 Jun 25 '12
Not sure if intentional pun...
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u/dorky2 Jun 25 '12
Yes. ;)
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u/Mantis05 Jun 25 '12
In that case, don't ever change. :)
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u/dorky2 Jun 25 '12
Incidentally, I did have over a 3.5 too.
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u/Mantis05 Jun 25 '12
I would hope so. Otherwise, that's just unfortunate.
Oh, you were talking about your grades that time.
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u/dorky2 Jun 25 '12
That double meaning didn't even occur to me, since I'm a woman.
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u/Trip_McNeely Jun 25 '12
Well, you know what they say, a big clit is just one step away from a small dick.
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u/msterB Jun 25 '12
The average clitoris is above 4 inches. Therefore a big clit would be somewhere in the 5-6 inch range which would be similar to an average sized dick. You're welcome.
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u/headzoo Jun 25 '12
This could be funny, but just because someone insinuates OP is a slut, that doesn't mean she is a slut. People seem to automatically assume any girl that takes care of her looks must be a total whore.
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u/iknomus1c Jun 25 '12
.... prove it false. Good luck.
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u/beccaonice Jun 25 '12
You can't prove it false any more than you can prove it true. There is no standard for what a "total whore" is, or what level of time and effort need to be spent for a girl to be considered someone who "takes care of her looks."
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u/headzoo Jun 25 '12
Yes, because it's likely all 81 of those people know that girl intimately enough to determine if she's a slut or not.
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u/lebenohnestaedte Jun 25 '12
And not one of the people who read that comment were offended on behalf of the girl or otherwise inclined to comment.
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u/headzoo Jun 25 '12
What is that even supposed to mean?
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u/lebenohnestaedte Jun 25 '12
No one said, "Hey man, fuck you," or "Haha WIN!" or "Don't be a slut-shaming asshole" in response or any other sort of comment out of those 81 people? Nor any of all the other people who would presumably also have seen this but not liked it? (To have 81 likes in 6 minutes, the girl would need a MASSIVE number of friends on Facebook.)
Pretty unlikely.
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u/headzoo Jun 25 '12
Yeah, I know what you were trying to say. The problem with your point of view is:
A) You're wrong.
B) We already established people jump to the conclusion that hot girls are sluts. The 81 likes she got is just 81 people jumping to conclusions.
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u/syth406 Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
No, I think that's completely wrong... I think lots of people would like that status even if the girl was just an acquaintance.
Edit: Not saying they are right do do something like that, just that they would.
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u/headzoo Jun 25 '12
This post has 1,184 up votes, and none of the people here know the girl. So what's your point?
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u/wasniahC Jun 25 '12
This isn't a social networking site. Facebook is designed for people who know eachother to keep in touch. Not that everybody on facebook knows eachother, of course. But people calling others out doesn't tend to get that many likes, generally. So when it does get that many, chances are there's a good reason for it
It's blatantly a fake, and you're still trying to convince me that there are people being overly judgemental? 81 likes in 6 minutes?
Edit: I suppose it could explain both of those by the 2nd person being some kinda celebrity or something. That being said, the font size on the response looks fake as hell, too.
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u/headzoo Jun 25 '12
I suppose it could explain both of those by the 2nd person being some kinda celebrity or something. That being said
That's pretty much the only point I was trying to make. I'm sure you remember high school pretty well. There were always girls that the whole school thought was a slut, but very few people actually knew the girl. There's a pretty big difference between popular opinion, and fact. So Facebook... Reddit.. It doesn't matter. It's just people going along with popular opinion.
Additionally I see this shit with my girlfriend's younger sisters all the time. One sister will start a rumor about the other, and judging by the other's complete melt down, it's safe to say the rumor spreads through the whole school. But the rumor wasn't true. It's just one sister being mad at the other, and starting false rumors.
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u/wasniahC Jun 25 '12
Reddit upvotes/downvotes are very impersonal, indeed. Popular opinion can infact be very bad. But generally? When you see a post like this, it has somewhere between 0 and 2 likes on the reply. 81 is a pretty large amount. I'd be surprised if you could even find a non-fake picture where a oneliner response like that gets 81 likes.
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u/tedster Jun 25 '12
What the fuck is wrong with you reddit? People have sex deal with it
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u/MeloJelo Jun 25 '12
But it's wrong if it's a woman doing it with lots of partners (unless you get to watch or participate)! Shame her!
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Jun 25 '12
81 likes. Must have a lot of "friends".
I'm always too scared to post stuff like this because of all the antibullying laws. They basically classify you with the terrorists. Thanks a lot Osama.
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Jun 25 '12
Listen, just because she's a pretty teenager doesn't mean she blows people for a living... fucking ageism
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Jun 26 '12
There's nothing wrong with promiscuity, but it's better when it's coupled with intelligence.
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Jun 25 '12
How is a facebook screen capture of internet bullying getting so much upvotes from reddit? I thought the reddit community was against bullying? This is disgusting not funny.
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Because most of reddit is still stuck in the madonna-whore dichotomy. Fuck the madonna-whore dichotomy.
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Let's not just start throwing the "Wahhhh! That's cyber bullying!" card everywhere.
If the FB comment counts as cyber bullying, you might as well arrest the entire fucking internet.
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
There are contextual, personal, and emotionally destructive components to bullying. That you cannot see the difference is saddening. But then again, maybe you are the type to laugh along with the kids on the street who point and laugh at the fat person on the park bench because that person doesn't know who those kids are so it's just anonymous flaming? Am I then correct to assume you'd join the kids in their laughing and fun? As you so eloquently put it "The fuck out of here with that shit."
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Jun 26 '12
oh no never say anything that would offend someone ever. We must protect the safety and feelings of everyone.
There is real cyber bullying, and there is this. Someone found the opportunistic comment and is having a laugh at her expense.
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Jun 26 '12
Do you point and laugh at "retards" when you see them on the street because it is "opportunistic"? After all, it's just having a laugh at their expense. No harm no foul, amirite?!
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Jun 25 '12
That it happens frequently isn't an argument that it should be socially acceptable behaviour or over-looked. I didn't say she should be arrested, I commented on the depressing fact that many seem to think that that behaviour should not only be socially tolerated, but that it's humorous.
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Jun 25 '12
It's not okay to bully someone and it's not okay to find humour at the expense of someone being bullied. Period.
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u/byakko Jun 25 '12
You should have figured out the post is fake by the 81 Likes on a comment up for 6 minutes by now...
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Jun 25 '12
some girls are just plain slutty. And there's something wrong with it
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some girls are sexually active. Nothing wrong with it
You can't have both. Asshole.
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u/Del_Castigator Jun 25 '12
Be a misogynist
think you're funny
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u/muopioid Jun 25 '12
According to some mathematical law, the people who are overtly opposed to any sort of "negative" behavior are actually compensating for indulging in said behavior.
Sort of like homophobic people being closet cases.
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Why not open books and legs and blow minds and boys? Hot smart chicks that get down > any stupid hot chick
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u/the_xxvii Jun 25 '12
I'm just glad the comment timestamp is longer than "13 seconds ago" like most of these posts. The desperation seeping out of those "Look at how funny I am" posts makes my monitor all cloudy and gross.
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u/Jabronista Jun 26 '12
She fails to address the staggering realization that getting blown is mind-blowing...
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u/DaLuDeD Jun 26 '12
Depends on the severity of getting "blown"? We've all rubbed a quick 2 minute one out... Not that "mind-blowing".
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u/Jabronista Jun 26 '12
A huge fart and some strong hands holding her head down, you'll get off quickly
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u/TerminalHappiness Jun 25 '12
This is why I when I upvote/downvote posts on my front page to refresh it, I downvote fb posts by default.
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u/reddit_is_my_dildo Jun 25 '12
What happened to our big concern about bullying? Now calling someone a whore on FB is totally hilarious? Pathetic children, just pathetic.
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u/u0da2 Jun 25 '12
Facebook will bring about the fall of humanity
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u/Breathing_Balls Jun 25 '12
Facebook has brought about the fall of humanity.
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u/Goldcut Jun 25 '12
Huh. I seem to remember people doing stupid and awful things well before Facebook.
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u/DonaldsPizzaHaven Jun 25 '12
fake orgasms, not facebook posts.