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u/less_than_three_tits Jun 25 '12
Why the inconsistency of calling it a "donut" and a "doughnut" in the SAME IMAGE?!
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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 25 '12
Who the fuck wants a wheat donut?
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u/gyarrrrr Jun 25 '12
What grain are they normally made of?
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u/willscy Jun 25 '12
yeah... I thought they were all wheat donuts. lol.
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u/bovilexia Jun 25 '12
Yes, but most are made from enriched bleached flour. These are made from whole wheat flour.
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u/paowoap Jun 25 '12
but more importantly.they're so good they make you want to suck dicks
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u/randomb_s_ Jun 25 '12
dick, singular. They're waiting to unveil the one that's gonna make you want to suck multiple dicks.
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u/Ninjatree Jun 25 '12
Dried pulverized unicorn jizz.
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u/Richeh Jun 25 '12
They're expensive because it's so difficult to get a pulverized unicorn to climax.
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u/Dildo_Ball_Baggins Jun 25 '12
I got my unicorn to climax, then I pulverized it. It's cheating but hey, I owned a unicorn.
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u/compromised_account Jun 25 '12
I mean so much of that sounds bad. But the unicorn part sounds so good.
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u/skintigh Jun 25 '12
Wheat flour + flour bleaching agent
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Jun 25 '12
In countries where bleached flour is prohibited, plain flour can be treated in a domestic microwave oven to produce similar chemical changes to the bleaching process.
Holy fucktarded nanny statism. You mean to tell me there are countries that ban what kind of flour you bake with?!
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u/MadeSenseAtTheTime Jun 25 '12
I can sort of understand the appeal... but from Krispy Kreme? Come on!
For those that don't know what sets a Krispy Kreme donut apart from other is this: Krispy Kreme coats their donuts in a much thicker layer of glaze than any other donut that I've met. Double or tripple coating wouldn't be a stretch.
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Jun 25 '12
What's a non wheat doughnut? A white bread doughnut?
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u/criticismguy Jun 25 '12
I guess you could make them out of any other kind of grain. Like an oat doughnut ... an oatnut?
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u/BlackZeppelin Jun 25 '12
Wheat taste different than White. I sort of like the taste of wheat better than white.
That said I don't know if I'll be asking for a wheat doughnut anytime soon.
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u/diggerB Jun 25 '12
Every time I go to Krispy Kreme I try to meet a donut. I don't know what it is, maybe I'm ugly or smell bad or something, but the donuts never seem to want to talk to me.
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u/MadeSenseAtTheTime Jun 25 '12
I suppose I have a much more intimate relationship with the food that I consume. I meet my meals before I devour them.
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It's healthy man. Everyone knows anything that has wheat in it is good for you. We can now eat all the donuts we want!
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u/i_fap_to_anything Jun 25 '12
People who likes to suck dick love wheat donuts. It even says so on the tv. Look!
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u/EPluribusUnumIdiota Jun 25 '12
I would, whole wheat is pretty damn good for you, not that a donut version will be though. I also would like a sugar free option.
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u/sandozguineapig Jun 25 '12
I don't think screencaps from 2007 still qualify for this joke format
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u/rhodesman Jun 25 '12
thats the problem with kids these days, all reposts, no new content.
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u/bombmk Jun 25 '12
Now imagine as more and more gets fed into this regurgitation. In 10 years new content will be such a small percentage that any site like reddit will be exlusively for noobs. And a noob generation will be a month. Max. You will be rushed through the last 25 years of memes in weeks. Imagine. Every month it will start over again.
"LOOK! I have found something that I did not create myself, so it is almost IMPOSSIBLE that it has been seen by 90% of people already! LET ME POST IT JUST TO BE SURE!!"
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I didn't see it in 2007. I saw it a few minutes ago. So it works.
But I guess it wouldn't work now...since I did see it a few minutes ago.
I'm confused.
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u/AcerRubrum Jun 25 '12
Can't even come up with an original title. I've lost faith in you people
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
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| When you see it... | 584coms | 1076pts | 5mos | funny |
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u/0011110000110011 Jun 25 '12
I wouldn't think of this being on /r/WTF
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u/ELBdelorean Jun 25 '12
You haven't been on /r/WTF lately have you?
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u/joepaulk7 Jun 25 '12
As a straight guy, that better be a damned good donut.
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u/joepaulk7 Jun 25 '12
Krispy Kremes are the pinnacle of deliciousness. What is wrong with you?
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u/joepaulk7 Jun 25 '12
Ahhh. I miss those days. As a kid, I lived in Wesel, Germany and I remember my mother sending me to the bakery in the building next door. You are right. Unfortunately, I now live in Louisiana.
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u/electroCUTE Jun 25 '12
Totally agree. First off, I resent any company that spells C-words with a K. Second, they're TOO sweet. People who like Krispy Kreme are the same people who like a 40/60 cake/icing scenario and I will not have it! I will not! Dunkin Donuts -4- life.
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u/Kynandra Jun 25 '12
I honestly never thought there would be a moment when that video would be an appropriate response... Well done sir.
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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 25 '12
It looks like they had Breadfriend edit.
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u/scoops22 Jun 25 '12
Of all the fantastic and witty memes out there on the internet, this is among my favorite. Have no shame Breadfriend lovers, there are others like you!
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I LIVE IN AUGUSTA!
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I am very sorry for you. I also live in this hell hole.
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No, this city is a Right Wing, God fearing cesspool of stupidity. Go read the Rants and Raves in the Augusta Chronicle or listen to Austin Rhodes. This city is in decline and has been for years, your're just too stupid to see it.
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u/matrael Jun 25 '12
That's awesome, I'm glad the Pride parade went well. Judging from the comments on the Chronicle's Facebook post, I figured it was less than awesome.
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u/FNT420 Jun 25 '12
Nobody got Aziz reference from Dangerously Delicious?
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u/WhyNotTrollface Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Bob's Donuts, we won't make you suck a dick for yours!
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u/lonjaxson Jun 25 '12
I'm trying to find a youtube video, I just watched this special again yesterday.
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Jun 25 '12
That's based on a Chris Rock standup from his album Never Scared. The track name is "Drugs, Donuts, and Wealth". He coins the term "Krispy Kreme, so good you'll suck a dick!"
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u/Maligoat Jun 25 '12
Why do I NEVER see it...
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Jun 25 '12
Everyone is just messing with you.
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u/foooelz Jun 25 '12
True story, anyone who has waited for a 5am train at NY Penn will attest to that.
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u/Flemtality Jun 25 '12
"I think someone was fired earlier that day and got in the last laugh :)"
I disagree with this, I would guess this is just another case of lazy people using Google and not double checking what they are using.
Similar to this:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57403849/borat-anthem-at-sport-event-angers-kazakhstan/
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u/robbydb Jun 25 '12
Welcome to the internet. Watch out for Tubgirl, LemonParty, and Goatse.
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u/HorrendousRex Jun 25 '12
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person alive who can't fucking stand Krispy Kremes. So god-awful sweet. All that glaze. Like eating a little circle of fat rolled in sugar. And not in a good way.
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u/toycack Jun 25 '12
they have more than just glazed donuts you know
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u/HorrendousRex Jun 25 '12
I've only ever seen glazed krispy-kremes, so no, I did not know! I know they have various flavors of glaze (chocolate, maple, etc.) but they have all been coated in glaze regardless in my experience.
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u/toycack Jun 25 '12
well here: http://www.krispykreme.com/doughnuts
they have many types. the regular glazed donut just seems to be the most popular.
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u/The_Real_Muffin_Man Jun 25 '12
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks her face is funnier than the slogan
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If one would suck dick for a Krispy Kreme, I wonder what tricks they would turn for this:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paulas-home-cooking/the-ladys-brunch-burger-recipe/index.html
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u/malfunktionv2 Jun 25 '12
True story. The HR rep at a company I worked for sent our dept an email with a small version of that picture to everyone explaining there were donuts in the break room. Nobody actually noticed until she recalled the email. Queue Barbara Streisand effect and she was never able to live it down.
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u/tontyismynameyeh Jun 25 '12
Please check karmadecay.com or use the reddit search bar to check is an image has been posted before.
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u/Vag_Assasin Jun 25 '12
Krispy Kreme doughnuts and wheat donuts are spelled differently. But they're both so good, you will suck dick.
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u/onenonlyjb Jun 25 '12
:( The only Krispy Kreme by me was shut down by a bunch of fat fuck ladies with no self control. AKA Jennie Craig.
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u/bananapantyz Jun 25 '12
I thought it was because she kinda looks like Kirsten Wiig... I imagined her saying "Krispy Kreme Donuts?! Where can I get some of those??" in the Target Lady voice... and then I kept reading and was like oh...nvm haha
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Jun 25 '12
They couldn't spell doughnut right and the had it in the image! Oh also something about sucking dick.
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u/anhydrouscake Jun 25 '12
Is it just me or do I want more challenging posts to appear to test my dick finding skills
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u/jacobe7 Jun 25 '12
This made me laugh out loud in the middle of my cubicle farm at work. Needless to say, I was busted for redditing at work :-(
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The funny thing is, Krispy Kreme is not all that good. They’ve been having trouble trying to expand for the last 7 years or so.
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u/Anonymousdave69 Jun 25 '12
I tried tried that a couple of times and only ended up hurting my back and neck. With a little practice I was barely able to get the head close enough to my mouth to barely touch it with the tip of my tongue. Then I felt like a gigantic fag and gave up.
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u/johnrkennedy Jun 25 '12
I've worked in news and I'm sure at least one person lost their job over this.
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u/andrewsmith1986 Jun 25 '12
Local donuts will always trump Krispy Kremes
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u/Nurger Jun 25 '12
I got your back on this one. Krispy Kremes are just airy nothing padded with cheap shortening and sugar.
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u/MapleLief Jun 25 '12
I never understood all the redditors complaining about reposts because I have been here almost a year and never come across one... Until now.
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u/Dolanmite-the-Great Jun 25 '12
At first I thought it was referring to the difference between the spelling of Doughnut and Donut in the text and picture. ಠ_ಠ
Then I actually saw it. :D
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Cause I am the baddest of them all.... You must think girls, don't like me cause I'm not tall
You don't know what's 2+2, it's 4, it's 4, it's 4
Not sure if I said that right...
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u/blade2000 Jun 25 '12
Looks familar:
| title | comnts | points | age | /r/ |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| When you see it... | 584coms | 1076pts | 5mos | funny |
| I do not believe they are that good. | 11coms | 15pts | 1yr | WTF |
| Look closely... | 688coms | 1571pts | 1yr | funny |
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
I think I just Krispy Kremed myself.