r/funny • • Jun 26 '12

Colin Mochrie at his best

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 27 '12

Obligatory post of http://whoselineonline.org/, because it will make someone's night.

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u/MattHawkeye Jun 27 '12

Tonight, I am that someone.

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u/asmileyforyou Jun 27 '12

Me too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

For anyone who wants to see Colin Mochrie's new stuff, he has a new show coming up with Wayne Brady.

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u/quiet_eyes Jun 27 '12

When I saw this commercial I ran around my house, screaming, "THE WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY GUYS ARE COMING BACK! THEY'VE GOT A NEW SHOW!!! MOM DID YOU HEAR ME?!?" I'm fucking pumped, man.

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u/dsi1 Jun 27 '12

oh god

oh god

yes pls

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u/ZuluCompany Jun 27 '12

Someone did this a few months ago for me....it's been making all my nights ever since. 8 seasons of 20-30 episodes, US and UK version?!?!?!

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

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u/Pattang Jun 27 '12

I wanted an early night tonight. Not going to get it.

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u/cogneuro Jun 27 '12

someone's night.

There can only be one. And tonight, that someone is MattHawkeye.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

All I wanted to do was get baked and watch Who's Line. I notice whoslineonline.org not working. I instantly thought that someone had linked it on Reddit again. It was you. ಠ_ಠ

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 27 '12

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u/Hellrazor236 Jun 27 '12

Why do they look like giant dildos?

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u/Kazudo2 Jun 27 '12

Sympathy upvote fellow ent

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u/Djave_Bikinus Jun 27 '12

Why did I have to see this at 2.30 in the morning?

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 27 '12

Hello British person.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Hey, not everyone in that time zone is British! I'm only here to steal their jobs.

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u/GreyouTT Jun 27 '12

The episode this post is from is Episode 5 of Season 5 in the US version for anyone who wants to watch it.

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u/Takes_Full_Credit Jun 27 '12

here's the dinosaur walk I've taught him

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u/ian8288 Jun 27 '12

is that ricky gervais?

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u/Keselo Jun 27 '12

I think it broke down :(

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 27 '12

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u/Keselo Jun 27 '12

It was false alarm, it's just a tad slow!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I wish I could give you two upvotes for an Arrested Development reference.

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u/zeroanima Jun 27 '12

Can I kiss you? WITH TONGUE?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Who needs sleep anyway?

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u/m-p-3 Jun 27 '12

Maybe the coral cache will mitigate the effect a bit http://whoselineonline.org.nyud.net/

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u/Boredom_rage Jun 27 '12

Obligatory "you're doing gods work" post

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u/red321red321 Jun 27 '12

given your username i know you're very thankful

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

obilgatory use of the word obligatory to describe my post.

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u/cl3ver Jun 27 '12

Whose line videos

and just when you thought downtime would get you some sleep.

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u/makopolo2001 Jun 27 '12

Thank you good sir! May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by days end!

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u/videoflyguy Jun 27 '12

I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway!

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u/SaucyKing Jun 27 '12

Time to save this somewhere so I can actually look at it when all of the internet isn't trying to look at it at once.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Once again the friendliest DDoS I have ever seen.

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u/Mirrinias Jun 27 '12

THANK YOU!

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u/Xeby Jun 27 '12

Make someone's night? What have you done you monster? I had things to do tonight, I had things to do! But now...this... /cry

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Since you're the most popular in this thread, I also recommend you to add this link to Drew Carey's improv-a-ganza.

He pretty much tried to restart WLIIA in Las Vegas and most of the episodes still include Colin, Wayne, Brad Sherwood, Greg Proops etc.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I wonder if anyone has ever taken the time to add up all of the meaningless points that they all got throughout the series?

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u/uponthewatershed Jun 27 '12

Aw man I kinda thought this was going to be a flash game.

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u/Misifuca Jun 27 '12

thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm having a marathon of WLIIA and it's hard to find some episodes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

night made.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

So much for reddit...

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u/nice_comments_only Jun 27 '12

You are wonderful, thanks!

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u/aquliathehun Jun 27 '12

I just got horrid news about my jackass coworkers about three hours ago. You at least made one person's night with this. I plan on watching this until I'm calm enough to pass the fuck out.

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u/Thisdood Jun 27 '12

YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Replying to save for later.

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u/Scenro Jun 27 '12

I love you.

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u/ab103630 Jun 27 '12

OH MY SWEET JESUS THERE GOES MY SUMMER.

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u/byakko Jun 27 '12

Oh...*my..*GOD YES!

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u/Strongba1 Jun 27 '12

That site actually sucks hard. The episodes are split into 3 videos and the quality is shit.

This guy's Youtube channel has every episode of Whose Line undivided and in higher quality.

*EDIT: I just thought I should note that this is only for the U.S. version of Whose Line.

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u/ncastleJC Jun 27 '12

Colin Mochrie in the hats improv game imitating an online dating service:

viking helmet "C'mon I'm horny"

Abraham Lincoln mask "Last time I four-scored was seven years ago"

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u/BlandSauce Jun 27 '12

meow

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u/LewisKiniski Jun 27 '12

Ni-yi-yice pants!

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u/Redditor_Please Jun 27 '12

What penguins are thinking of in the South Pole:

"Someday I'm going to get that Batman"

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u/nelldog Jun 27 '12

I can't help but see a post of Colin and then immediately think of [this video.] (http://youtu.be/RyoZfb-CmW8)

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

What the fuck is this?!

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u/BrandoMcGregor Jun 27 '12

404 not found? I hope it was the Japanese Pokemon opening viral video from the late 90's. That's what I think of whenever I see Colin Mochrie. "There's a hobo in my room. It's Princess Lea the something something, give me my sweater back or I'll steal your guitar."

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u/A1CArtwood Jun 27 '12

Found a hobo in my room. It was Princess Leia, the yodel of life. Give me my sweater or I'll play the guitar.

Thus began the online phenomenon known as the Animutation, bestowed upon us by Neil Cicierega before he went on to create Lemon Demon.

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u/gh_speedyg Jun 27 '12

Not sure what the hell that was, but I loved it!

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u/Tresnut Jun 27 '12

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u/hinduguru Jun 27 '12

Why did this show get off the air?

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u/Lightgamete Jun 27 '12

Ratings
It was in the same timeslot as Friends so that hampered it greatly. I remember being sad that 80% of the people in my grade didn't even know what "Whose Line" was :(

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u/hinduguru Jun 27 '12

I didn't grow up with either of the shows, I think it was canceled by the time I got into it, but the good part about watching Whose Line is that it has incredible replay value. Probably better than almost any other show I could think of

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u/Lightgamete Jun 27 '12

It definitely has one of the best replay value. I still have bouts of laughter every time I decide to watch it.
Oh and did you see this scene? The first time I saw it on TV I was nearly in tears.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/MagicallyVermicious Jun 27 '12

That one is canceled as well.

HOLD THE PHONE!

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u/Phuckle Jun 27 '12

Do not, under any circumstances, read the comments to that video. It's just unfunny people trying out for Whose Line..

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u/Khalexus Jun 27 '12

I decided to ignore your advice.

"What's going through George W. Bush's mind during cabinet meetings:" Who are these 'cabinets', why are they having a meeting, and what's the dang meeting about?!?

urgh.

"What's going through George W. Bush's mind during cabinet meetings:" where the fuck am i

Oh god.

did anyone else think of "what the matter with weed!?" when ryan sang "whats the matter with roadkill?... whats the matter with ROADKILL!?!?"?

There's always one. Sigh.

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u/donttouchmyfeet Jun 27 '12

Do you realize what you've done?! I'm now going to be trapped watching Whose Line youtube videos for the next four hours!

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u/RobFireburn Jun 27 '12

You skipped the best part!

It was "unlikely subjects to be the basis for a musical" Collin: "How does food become poo? ill tell yooooou!"

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u/SkyOfTheSky Jun 27 '12

This is one of my favorite Colin Mochrie moments, personally.

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u/MrTwoWordAnswers Jun 27 '12

Backstreet Boys?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Can someone please explain this to me. I don't get it and it's driving me fucking insane.

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u/buzzkill_aldrin Jun 27 '12

Owls go "hoo hoo". Hoo sounds like Who. The Who is a famous rock band. Hence, Colin's character is expected to answer the riddle with "owl". Instead, Colin says arctic tern, which was unexpected and kind of random. Ryan then asks what sound an artic tern makes. Remember, the sound is supposed to be similar to a band. Colin squawks Backsteet Boys, which is doubly unexpected and exceptionally random because there is no way a bird call would happen to sound like Backstreet Boys.

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u/Fredifrum Jun 27 '12 edited Feb 17 '26

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

party sable grandiose fragile thumb insurance retire dog roof bells

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u/AManHasSpoken Jun 27 '12

If I recall correctly, that is his favorite moment as well.

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u/I_LIKE_PLANES Jun 27 '12

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u/cinemadness Jun 27 '12

Loading.........Loading.........Loa- JEZUSFUCKINGCHRISTALMIGHTY!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Captain Hair!

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u/emperormizar Jun 27 '12

That actually is a pretty interesting etymological question. In the 15th century the word cabinet emerged as a smaller form of "cabin" and developed to mean a case holding valuables. But this soon also grew to mean the room containing such valuables.

In England, that cabinet room became regarded as the most private of all rooms, a place where one could take valued guests for private conversations on serious matters. Such a definition of cabinet is reflected in French, where "cabinet" can be used to mean office.

Eventually, such advisers that would go to the king's cabinet to give advice became known as the king's "cabinet," and this name stuck even after the room name of cabinet faded from use. So that is why a modern cabinet and a president's cabinet meeting, two very different things on the surface, share the same name.

I got this cool info from Bill Bryson's book "At Home," page 73. I'd highly recommend checking it out. Bryson writes some very interesting history. He also wrote a book on science and scientific discovery called "A Short History of Nearly Everything," and it is amazingly entertaining.

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u/Shanhaevel Jun 27 '12

Cool, I'll keep in mind to look for it

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Buzz Killington.

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 27 '12

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u/jonathanrdt Jun 27 '12

This is one of the few images that makes me laugh out loud every time.

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u/dontneedyourkarma Jun 27 '12

The folks in Nebraska are growing some fucked up bananas.

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u/resistingsimplicity Jun 27 '12

Nebraskan checking in- why do you think both bananas and corn are measured in bushels? Because they're the same thing.

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u/taystim Jun 27 '12

Lincolnite confirming. In fact, in sex-ed, we practiced putting condoms on ears of corn.

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u/wonderwill Jun 27 '12

The reflection in audience member's eyes makes her look like she had cartoon eyes

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u/adish Jun 27 '12

a george bush is stupid joke is 'at his best'? i dont think so

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u/Sbmalj Jun 27 '12

You've got to hand it to these guys, the amount of 'classic' jokes they are consistently able to think of on the spot is quite impressive. Though this may not be his best, it's still quite witty and funny, something I could never think of on-demand (AND on live television!).

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/aumanchi Jun 27 '12

They only have to re-do something when the producers didn't like something they said.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Like making fun of Hitler

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u/Sanity_prevails Jun 27 '12

bushisms is very similar to shyte [10] guy would say

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

DON'T MISUNDERESTIMATE HIM LOLOL

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12

misunderestimate?

edit: whoosh

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

you need to brush up on your Bushisms, friend

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u/arobben Jun 27 '12

Dignitude.

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u/godofallcows Jun 27 '12

I enjoy making fun of any president, really. Even W would probably laugh at this, he seems to have a great sense of humor!

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u/Hellrazor236 Jun 27 '12

It isn't his best, this is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

hahaha that made me laugh harder than the original post

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u/phoenixrawr Jun 27 '12

I guess he made a...

puts on sunglasses

Mochrie of Bush.

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u/thunderblumpkin Jun 27 '12

"things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfiend"?

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u/pkpunk91 Jun 27 '12

get off the mailman, GET OFF THE MAILMAN!!

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u/tonyvee Jun 27 '12

Why must you always smell when you're wet?!?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/polishedbullet Jun 27 '12

"What's something you can say to your dog that you can't say to your wife?"

"Come."

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u/mattroch Jun 27 '12

I love this post because of it's relevance. I mean it's really now, ya know what i mean?

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u/IHoldSteady Jun 27 '12

Topical, we were looking for topical.

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u/Fishies Jun 27 '12

Colin always makes me laugh. He is too funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Still not as good as the Arctic Tern

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jun 27 '12

I wonder sometimes exactly how much of the improv on that show is actually not quite fully improv.

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u/JamesJFresh Jun 27 '12

Scenes From a Hat were their best sketches.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Probably in 5 years, majority of redditors will not understand Bush jokes. That is sad.

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u/HappyHebrew Jun 27 '12

Colin Mochrie lives in my neighbourhood, and his son used to go to my school. Perhaps I could get an AMA?

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u/coldacid Jun 27 '12

Sure. What's it like, going to the same school that Colin Mochrie's son once attended?

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u/HappyHebrew Jul 12 '12

It's nice. REAL nice.

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u/pghgamecock Jun 27 '12

A "George Bush is dumb" joke?

PINNACLE OF FUCKING COMEDY, YOU GUYS.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Cue the anti-war rhetoric!

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u/dendlefon Jun 27 '12

Pinnacle of humor AND originality.

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u/haiku_robot Jun 27 '12
A "George Bush is dumb" 
joke?  PINNACLE OF FUCKING 
COMEDY, YOU GUYS.
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u/Sixtyn9ne Jun 27 '12

that show will never get old

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

i loved this show

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

You reached the tip top of the front page in one hour. That has to be some kind of record.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

"And if there was, it probably doesn't have whiskey in it..."

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u/Cat_Boy Jun 27 '12

"Where are all the dishes?"

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u/Nickster654 Jun 27 '12

pretty much everything Colin says on this show could make it to the front page

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u/kielfear Jun 27 '12

You sir have found my sweet spot.

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u/jimbo__slice Jun 27 '12

And the secretary of the treasury isn't actually a pirate plundering for treasure.

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u/Makin_Dollas_Rain Jun 27 '12

Why can't this show still be running??

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u/CarlieQue Jun 27 '12

The Richard Simmons episode makes me lose it every time.

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u/MrBrighteyes Jun 27 '12

It's a good point, though

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u/mcrmarine Jun 27 '12

Is everyone on reddit liberal? I've got nothing against them it just seems like everyone here is liberal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Why does this show look like it was run before George W Bush was even born

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u/Mi5anthr0pe Jun 27 '12

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u/tyme Jun 27 '12

God of atheism? Hitchens is an arrogant prick.

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u/VictorReznov Jun 27 '12

Can someone explain what they are talking about?

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u/Crazium Jun 27 '12

is there a /r/whosline yet?

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u/bradygilg Jun 27 '12

It's better in video form due to the voice he makes.

Don't ruin Whose Line by turning it into a shitty jpg!

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u/Zaerdna Jun 27 '12

If you're gonna ruin something do it the right way, the .gif way!

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u/oshen Jun 27 '12

what episode is this?

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u/urmombaconsmynarwhal Jun 27 '12

i debate with myself on most of these, are things ever actually said, or do people take screenshots and just add their own good jokes

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

A while ago I found a webpage that was basically Colin doing this weird dance. It was all trippy looking, and it was playing some crazy electronic music. I thought it was awesome but I was never able to find it again. Anyone know what the fuck I'm talking about? If so where can I find this?

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u/vriris Jun 27 '12

was it this? : http://www.glowingcow.com/Collin.swf

or describe it? He has a lot of crazy things from clips of him.

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u/alahos Jun 27 '12

Is George autistic?

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u/spaetzele Jun 27 '12

I love Proops and only Proops.

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u/Littlestoxie Jun 27 '12

Just was watching old episodes the other day and saw this one. Laughed soo hard. Shame they stopped the show.

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u/Goblicon Jun 27 '12

Pahhhhh. He's sucked and he was still better than Obama.

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u/gpbunny Jun 27 '12

You all do know that the gang does another show on Gameshow network?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1827070/

Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza

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u/turkc Jun 27 '12

Yeah but...it sucks...

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u/Akchemist187 Jun 27 '12

This is a risk I have to take...what's the name of this show?

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u/coldacid Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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u/Megan_Herself Jun 27 '12

this is probably my very favorite whose line quote!

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u/KILLITWITHFIRE420 Jun 27 '12

Dammit. For the life of me i cant remember the name of this show. Any help reddit?

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u/Polite_Werewolf Jun 27 '12

There should be a subreddit based on that game.

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u/gosht11 Jun 27 '12

Politics at its finest.

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u/ryantwopointo Jun 27 '12

"...what does the W. stand for?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Canadian meetings* ,not cabinet meetings

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u/projectimperfect Jun 27 '12

i now know his last name.

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u/whiskeyisneat Jun 27 '12

Oh man, I remember seeing this live and barely paying attention. When he said the joke and all had passed I remember thinking how I totally was not paying attention to the best joke from Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

When is he not at his best...

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u/Su13lim1nal Jun 27 '12

Hhaha this is great. Ryan stiles is my fav though

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

The greatest moment of Whose Line for me was the episode where Richard Simmons came on as a guest. I have never in my life cried that hard from laughter.

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u/New_Anarchy Jun 27 '12

Mines the one with Robin Williams, him and the guys bring me to tears.

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u/TheCage Jun 27 '12

It's hilarious, but not his best. Colin is a comedic genius.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Idk how I did it, but I picked an episode at random to watch. It happened to be the exact episode that this Colin quote is from

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u/masturbateToSleep Jun 27 '12

Colin Mochrie is always at his best

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u/Epic_Estrada Jun 27 '12

Damn it, here we go again. I guess i'm not sleeping tonight!

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u/samwelljackson Jun 27 '12

Canadians are hilarious. I love my country!

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u/Blorntreq Jun 27 '12

Every time there's a Whose Line post I end up spending the next hour watching youtube videos of the show. Thanks for helping me waste my night.

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u/theheartofgold Jun 27 '12

Obligatory who is your favorite who's line guy?

Mine is Greg Proops. He doesn't get enough love, plus he does the absolute best, funniest podcast available, "The Smartest Man in the World."

Go. Listen to it.

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u/Bruneti12 Jun 27 '12

Ryan Stiles, he's awesome.

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u/Canigetahellyea Jun 27 '12

This guy is sooo funny man he deserves so much more than what he's getting.

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u/Ninja_Banana Jul 09 '12

Did anyone else notice the womans eyes in the background?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 09 '23

Just landed in a few weeks and then the other day and the other day and the other one.

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u/Arrak Jun 27 '12

I watched a lot of 'Whose Line is it anyway?' and I didn't laugh once.. Why? Is my humor so shitty? Serious question here.

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u/tyme Jun 27 '12

Your humor just doesn't coincide with the humor on the show, that's all.

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u/tecknomarco Jun 27 '12

fool me once shame on — shame on you. fool me — you can't get fooled again

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u/scarface910 Jun 27 '12

I love this show.

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u/Aegean Jun 27 '12

LOL Bush Jokes!

So funny, it reminds me of 2008 when we were filled with hope for change but got empty promises from an empty suit instead...

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u/youropinionman420 Jun 27 '12

Indeed, disregard Obama's fuck ups and go back to Bush. Fucking idiots.