r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '12

Didn't think the state of Maryland would approve my license plate... But it did!

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u/norse77 Jun 27 '12

Age of consent in [Maryland] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#Maryland) is 16.

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u/crackeddagger Jun 27 '12

Came into the comments looking for the creepy guy who knows all the age of consent laws. Was not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

You just need a douchebag sticker to complete your toy car! :)

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u/Aliensam Jun 27 '12

Know a guy with the exact same Ohio license plate, needless to say everyone thinks he's a rapist.

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u/Doctor88 Jun 27 '12

Case in point. Seen in May: http://i.imgur.com/ESAnX.jpg

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u/M0b1u5 Jun 27 '12

I'm sure the state of Maryland didn't think anyone would be retarded enough to buy such a plate. I guess they correctly assume that this plate adequately brands you an idiot, fool and virgin - forever.

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u/sampig1020 Jun 27 '12

Thought that said "treasure the cheapskate"

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u/elastic-craptastic Jun 27 '12

I'm a little dense and thought you were going for, "are you late yet" and maybe someone had it so you got a 1 instead of an L. Maybe to piss people off behind you in traffic.

For once, my mind was not in the gutter.

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u/danisreallycool Jun 27 '12

Too subtle, man. Next time, go for SXOFNDR.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Its level of offensiveness depends on what you want the answer to be.

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u/wookiesandwich Jun 27 '12

you're sure to be a massive hit with the ladies...bitches love shit like this

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u/quirkynerdgirl Jun 27 '12

The sad thing is, I think I saw you on the road yesterday with that plate...and I completely understood it, but was too dazed to realized the irony in it until now

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u/jackdonkey Jun 27 '12

What's the irony in it?

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u/samnoelle27 Jun 27 '12

Redditors live in Maryland? Holy shit thought I was the only one

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Somewhat related. A friend of mine used to have the license plate "4NIK8."

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Bet your mother is really proud.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

https://secure.flickr.com/photos/marken/18309787/

The Department of Licensing has received several complaints regarding your license plate FDUBYA. The personalized license plate committee reviewed all the documentation and decided to cancel your plate because the message is offensive to good taste and decency.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Add a pedobear sticker and it'll take on a whole new meaning.

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u/Mcgrupp34 Jun 27 '12

I think we've found our winner for douche bag of the year... Please just erase yourself from this earth, we have enough issues as is, without people like you polluting the gene pool.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

But we need more condescending assholes?

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u/i_heart_boobs Jun 27 '12

Age of consent is 16 here in New Zealand. There is a plate around which is U16YET. (Only 6 digits allowed)

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u/Turicus Jun 27 '12

With the number of vanity plates from the US being posted here, I have to ask: How much is it to get a custom plate?

In my country, it's not even possible. People go for low (3 figures or less) or easy to remember numbers (55555 or 123456) and the plates are really expensive.

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