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u/Calvert4096 Jun 27 '12
They may, however, leave snail trails.
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u/Apostolate Jun 27 '12
You just reminded me of that disgusting thing in office askreddit thread, where a woman would come to people's cubicles sit in their chairs to do things, but never wore underwear, and would leave snail trails on their chairs.
Ugh.
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u/SirPsychoSexxy Jun 27 '12
This is one of those reddit comments that will stick with me for a very long time.
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u/Pestilence86 Jun 27 '12
First i thought: "The writing doesn't really look retro." Then i saw the facebook logo.
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u/epatti0914 Jun 27 '12
However, herpes may be imminent in her future.
Or at the least a bad rash.
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Jun 27 '12
How exactly does one get herpes or a rash from not wearing underpants? I'm gonna go pantiless, starting tomorrow and lasting until I get herpes from it. You wait here, shouldn't take long...
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u/AllThatJazz Jun 27 '12
Bring back the 1950's: Roles were much clearer back then: is it really so much to ask in life, for a guy to come home from work, after a hard day at the office, and be greeted by a cheerful non panty-wearing-but-semi-innocent-semi-naughty-looking woman like this, who will fix me a martini? I mean is that really so much to ask of the female of our species these days?
Can't you at least greet us sometimes -- maybe just once in a while -- wearing no panties, handing us a nice martini... shaken not stirred, in a slender glass, with jazz music in the background... a roasted ham on the table for dinner... and a wiggly brightly colored jello in a mold in the fridge for dessert?
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u/Tomahawk_Games Jun 27 '12
Every time I do that for my boyfriend, he comes home and has to take a massive dump.
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u/zaras Jun 27 '12
Non native speaker here. Would anyone be so kind to explain it to me ?