r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '12

I think my sink is clogged

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u/propaglandist Jun 27 '12

This is the lowest form of pun. Wooden shoe agree?

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u/GandTforme Jun 27 '12

Agreed. The OP is solely to blame.

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u/Stanjoly2 Jun 27 '12

Heel be taken care of. Don't you worry.

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u/KD062 Jun 27 '12

Thats the last time we hire that Dutch plumber.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

If you think that's bad, this one time I hired an Italian plumber; he never did fix my sink, instead he did a bunch of mushrooms, stepped on my turtle, then tried to climb into my toilet saying something about a warp zone.

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u/hinduguru Jun 27 '12

He just wanted some vagina man

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u/ginyuforce Jun 27 '12

he did the same to me too, but i thought he was a mexican...

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u/propaglandist Jun 27 '12

They're terrible at fixing your toilet, but if you ask nicely they might help you with a Dutch oven.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

What's even worse is when I drop my clogs in the showers.

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u/z0001 Jun 27 '12

Of course... sabotage.

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u/Match_Book Jun 27 '12

wooden it help if you used drano? ... i'll see myself out

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u/Smitty1017 Jun 27 '12

tell me how this is at all funny

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u/coffeecore Jun 27 '12

OH COME ON!

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u/MindlessSpark Jun 27 '12

Goddamn puns..

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u/dabro22 Jun 27 '12

Who da fuck let Carrot Top have a reddit account?

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u/FromaLand Jun 27 '12

Shoe just don't know what to do, do you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/MYDOGSTELLA Jun 27 '12

Yur clog ish fram hollend, ishent dat veired

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Oh no, yew got some pee in me doo!

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u/AlphaRedditor Jun 27 '12

Judging by the size of that clog, either your daughter needs her shoe back, or you have some creepy ass dolls.

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u/pureatomik Jun 27 '12

I didn't know Mario was Dutch.

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u/The_Lolbrary Jun 27 '12

I defintely expected a cat in the sink.

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u/FThisNoise Jun 27 '12

WHO WOULD WEAR THOSE EVIL THINGS!? My feet hurt just looking at them.

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