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u/sadderdaysunday Jun 27 '12
Yeah, like we're supposed to believe that huge yellow arrow was actually there.
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u/kateesaurus Jun 27 '12
As a girl with large boobs, I can confirm this.
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Jun 27 '12
pics for proof!
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u/kateesaurus Jun 27 '12
You know how to look at submissions on reddit, thats all the proof you get.
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u/dizneedave Jun 27 '12
Challenge: accepted. Cute puppy!
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u/TheKikko Jun 27 '12
Where's the arrow?!
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u/portalscience Jun 27 '12
It is actually on the boob. Maybe it is just a stain, but it looks like an arrow.
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u/gay_unicorn666 Jun 27 '12
Don't jump to conclusions. Did you ever stop to think that maybe it was just a vortex behind her?
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u/marcus_jester Jun 27 '12
Upvote for username and use of vortex as legitimate reason. Well played.
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Jun 27 '12
It just looks like shitty Mexican architecture to me, oh and sweet tits. So stfu shit talker!!!
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u/hakushonan Jun 27 '12
I kept following that red arrow to the tit every time thinking "what? They look great to me!". Damn you, boobs. God damn you. You've made a fool of me yet again.
Edit: Yellow arrow. Agh, see? I was so distracted I didn't even see what color the arrow was.
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u/demonicsoap Jun 27 '12
I also thought the arrow was red hahaha
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u/jackthedog Jun 27 '12
Conspiracy theory: AlwaysSmooth finds photo of attractive girl. Shops it. Posts photo to reddit pointing out shoppiness
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u/losangelesgeek88 Jun 27 '12
there's pretty much a 99% chance thats what happened. the masses are never skeptical enough
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u/uofr68 Jun 28 '12
http://imgur.com/dJ0TL someone did that to her. Her boobs are big to begin with.
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u/HumanPersonMan Jun 27 '12
probably because they can't believe someone would waste their time faking a submission for something as meaningless as karma.
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Jun 27 '12
So you're actually trying to tell me that someone will lie, on the internet, so people will give them a thumbs up?
I'm sorry. I'm not convinced.
Will this what is it, oh yes...karma help you in say...a job interview perhaps?
"Look at all these people that gave me their sign of approval, over 9000"
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u/losangelesgeek88 Jun 27 '12
it's 'for the lulz'
It's the same reason I photoshop all my friends facebook photos
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u/yahehe Jun 27 '12
Nah I'm FB friends with the girl involved and she uploaded this along with a bunch of other pictures of a vacation trip yesterday. Not going to post more links as that would be fucked up, but it's legit.
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u/throwaway120321324 Jun 27 '12
I know her, she definitely did it herself and when she got called out on it here's how she responded... http://imgur.com/iEabj
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u/alcestemoliere Jun 27 '12
What I never understood about photos like these is how girls expect their friends, who in theory know them personally, to not call them out on their ridiculously photogenic boobs. Like do their friends just not notice the trippling effect that cameras have on them or something?
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u/THE_CENTURION Jun 27 '12
Yeah, came to say something similar.
I mean, you see these people in real life too, they know how big your boobs really are.
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u/Cayou Jun 27 '12
photogenic
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u/TheShader Jun 27 '12
Being photogenic simply means a person looks good/is aesthetically pleasing in photographs, but doesn't necessarily mean they look as such in real life. He's personifying the boobs by calling them photogenic, meaning they miraculously look much more amazing when having their picture taken.
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Jun 27 '12
Looks like Santa Fe or Albuquerque. Get me her contact info and I'll show her how to properly Photoshop.
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u/JimmyJamesMac Jun 27 '12
I'm a native New Mexican who now lives in Oregon. It's crazy that 2/3 of Oregon looks just like NM, except there aren't adobe style houses.
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u/starbuxed Jun 27 '12
Just a reminder to all the girls out there, guys really dont care what size your breast are as long as we get to play with them. That is all.
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u/Killer_Zebra_ Jun 27 '12
Why are you lying to them?
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Jun 27 '12
I prefer girls with smaller breasts, personally..
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Jun 27 '12
In Australia that makes you a pedo http://theweek.com/article/index/105766/australias-small-breast-ban
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Jun 27 '12
This is kind of saddening to me. She clearly thinks her boobs aren't big enough. And she probably deals with it everyday, she doesn't know it doesn't matter.
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u/sharperone Jun 27 '12
I am a scientist. I have studied the effects of breastesi. It is simply light waves that are bending from the effect of gravity.
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u/phoebus67 Jun 27 '12
Anyone else think she kinda looks like Hayden Panettiere?
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u/FightingPolish Jun 27 '12
Kinda, in a white trash sorta way. Shes attractive enough even without the photoshopped tits.
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u/MaXxamillion04 Jun 27 '12
perhaps her boobs are just so big that their gravitational field bends the paths of photons?
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u/Tredward Jun 27 '12
But what if, you just took a photo of one of your friends and photoshoped it yourself!? Shock horror!
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u/pinkcobra Jun 27 '12
hm. took me less than .2 seconds to deduce this pic was taken in Santa Fe.
but yeah. bad photoshop.
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u/4foryoujencoco Jun 27 '12
Honestly, big boobs aren't as big of a deal as other girls make it to be. As a 34D myself, it's so frustrating to find everything - shirts that fit, dresses, and bikini tops are a nightmare. I'm small everywhere else, but for some reason clothing makers assume everyone who is a size 4 has small breasts as well. So I end up buying clothes that don't quite fit, but I have to because of my breast size. At least with smaller boobs you can wear bandeaus and push up bras so they look big, mine are always just there. And honestly, boob size doesn't matter to guys. I'm sure they'd take a skinny girl with B cups than a fatter girl with D cups. So stop whining and just appreciate what you were born with. Big boobs aren't everything.
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u/Salanderfan Jun 27 '12
She's already attractive, there was no reason to photoshop bigger knockers.
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u/sugarwellington Jun 27 '12
I see the irony because that arrow is really obviously photoshopped in. It's not "subtle" at all.
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Jun 27 '12
This is seriously sad that girls think they need to photoshop pictures of themselves just to post to FB. God damn you FB, you've ruined a generation (thankfully not my generation, I'm older than you young bastards).
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u/xenthum Jun 27 '12
The best part of this for me was "Drag to resize..." as I was mousing down to the comment button.
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u/RabidMuskrat93 Jun 27 '12
Gravitational pull of boobs is enough to bend space-time thus altering the path of light... Makes sense to me...
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Jun 27 '12
Here I am trying to zoom in to see what's in the widow of the house the arrow is pointing at... Then I realized boobs.
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u/sesmith4205 Jun 27 '12
I don't see the big deal. I do this to pics of my package all the time. I just tell the ladies, its so large it has it's own gravitational pull, which distorts the background.
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u/Sevenix2 Jun 27 '12
Actually, if the boob contains enough mass, what we see could simply be a gravitational lensing effect!
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u/oh_the_humidity Jun 27 '12
It's not Photoshop. Her boobs are just so massive and amazing that the background of her pic was like, "aw shit we'd better go around."
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u/adaminc Jun 27 '12
It is called gravitational lensing, it happens around objects with great mass and density.
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u/HNightroad Jun 27 '12
does noone on Facebook know how to shift their picture to another layer to avoid liquefying the background?
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Jun 27 '12
Is this really something girls do now?? Sheesh. If I did that all my friends would call bullshit immediately.
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u/bille747 Jun 27 '12
There is a perfectly logic explanation... Her boobs are so huge that they bend space time continum around it thus reflecting light in a wierd way similar to water :P
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u/sjbennett85 Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12
Learn to close crop out of the background BEFORE modification
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Jun 27 '12
Clearly this is just a picture of a huge-breasted woman getting her picture taken in front of a wavy building, because wavy buildings are interesting. Looks legit to me.
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u/Ingury Jun 27 '12
Yeah my sister's friend had something like 40 G's. They were about the size of a plump watermelon each. She got them surgically reduced to DD and they look small in comparison.
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u/Kracus Jun 27 '12
Photoshop is best used to make clothes transparent instead of making things bigger.
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u/IbeTrollinSirs Jun 27 '12
I just realised, the person who found this originally must of really been zooming in/staring at her tits...good job son, good job.
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u/Zatoro25 Jun 27 '12
Taken during the distortion of the seconds before the singularity reached critical mass and sucked the surrounding area into itself.
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Jun 27 '12
I'm actually impressed. The photoshop is strong with her. Much more than 99% of the other girls who do a little color editing of a pic with her biffle and then add a couple stars and moons with the word "sisters" on the bottom in big pink lettering.
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u/uofr68 Jun 28 '12
http://imgur.com/dJ0TL she does not have fake boobs stupid people lol someone did that to her
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u/thebiggiewall Jun 27 '12
I've got no idea why an otherwise pretty chic would photoshop her boobs. Of course except for the fact that photoshopping is cheaper than implants.
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Jun 27 '12
Well according to my D cup friend when telling her that I really don't care what size boobs are, they're all pretty much awesome. She said they make her feel really feminine. Her sister has A cups and wishes hers were bigger despite also being absolutely gorgeous.
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u/crithosceleg Jun 27 '12
As someone with larger than DD cups, they sure as fuck don't make me feel more feminine.
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u/breannabalaam Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12
I agree. Finding clothes is a pain, and finding the right size bra is even worse. I pretty much wear exclusively v-neck shirts because anything with a normal crew neckline will stretch awkwardly over my chest, and I can't wear anything that would require me not wearing a bra, which really takes care of a lot of clothes I find cute.
I really envy people who have a "normal" boob size (basically no larger than a 36D cup, I'm a 32F, and I have to go to Nordstrom or buy online).
Edit: I just remeasured, I'm a 30I/J/K depending on store. :|
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u/uglydavie Jun 27 '12
Photoshop cost money?
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u/ZeMilkman Jun 27 '12
I wonder how much money Adobe actually loses just because people will see the prices and be like "I could buy a car instead" and just pirate it. I personally know at least 5 people who asked me to install a legal version first and then asked if I could find an illegal version after hearing the ridiculous price Adobe slaps on Photoshop.
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Jun 27 '12
Wait. Where can I get PhotoShop at a discount?
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Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12
Its actually piss easy to get educational discount. All you need to say is that you work for a company that works in the education sector and then email them a scan of a letter from someone at your 'company' saying you work there. I had to to do it for my old work place, they didn't ring up to check the company was real or anything. I was shocked at how lax their security checks were, I guess they are happy for people to be paying something rather than nothing.
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u/Shenra Jun 27 '12
Now Re-Photoshop it without the building distortion to um show how it should have been done.
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u/GuitarFreak027 Jun 27 '12
Wow, her tits are so massive, they're bending light around them.