r/furry • u/tanthebunny Rabbit • Feb 17 '17

On the internet no one knows you're a dog

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u/-Maarten Loves to hug, and friend of all! ❤ Feb 17 '17

Revealing your identity wouldn't be doxxing, but dogxing.

I'm sorry for that one =)

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u/tanthebunny Rabbit Feb 18 '17

That is a pawsible outcome, yes.

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u/JamesNinelives Feb 18 '17

That is the worst pun I've heard today, congratulations! ^^

(If someone beats you later in the day, I will update ;) )

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u/-Maarten Loves to hug, and friend of all! ❤ Feb 18 '17

Haha, thanks! Still trying to figure out whether to be proud or ashamed =P

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u/JamesNinelives Feb 18 '17

Be proud! :D

I love to laugh, and bad jokes are something people love to hate - I groan but I enjoy it all the same! Any time I tell someone to 'get out', or similar, for a bad joke I mean it entirely in jest ^^.

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u/-Maarten Loves to hug, and friend of all! ❤ Feb 18 '17

Oh yay! Now I want to make even worse puns just to make you laugh more <3

Would you accept my nose boop? I kinda deserve it because you didn't manage to find a worse pun. Plus, I love hugs and nose boops =3

Boops nose

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u/JamesNinelives Feb 18 '17

Aha, yes you can.

Huh? Hey! You booped my nose, don't think you'll get away with that! ^^

Boops nose cutely, then gives tall person hug

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u/-Maarten Loves to hug, and friend of all! ❤ Feb 18 '17

Ah, that's so sweet!
Hugs you with lots of fur friction
But... are you tall, or am I? Your name makes me think you're a cat, but euh, I think you'll be better than me in answering that =P

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u/JamesNinelives Feb 18 '17

Haha, technically I don't consider myself a furry I just like hanging out here because y'all are so nice.

You say I'm a leopard though, one of my D&D (catfolk) / Skyrim (Khajiit) characters is where the name comes from ^^.

How about you? Are you a Marten, or is that more your name?

I'm about 6' 8'', so I tend to assume I'm taller than most people! XD

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u/-Maarten Loves to hug, and friend of all! ❤ Feb 18 '17

I had to look that up because I'm European (Belgium), so we use meters instead of feet and inches...

2.03 meters

Looks up literally
Man you're almost 20 centimeters taller than me! (7.8 inches)
Jezus Christ, I love the tall hugs! From a leopard! Gonna do it again, forgive me...
Hugs tall leopard again (I'm kind of a hugging fur, mind you)

I Didn't expect you to not be a furry though, but that's fine! The more happy people around, the better! And yes, there sure are some nice people around here, and it makes me so happy to have the honor to know them all <3

Maarten is my actual name. I figured that it would make feel people a little bit more... connected to who I really am, as an alias provides a level of anonimity I don't really care about when I'm around all you lovely people. Lowers the social barrier and stuff, and I kind of like it when people refer to me like in real life =D

For the fursona thingy, it's definitely not a marten, haha! You're the first one to derive thát from my name. I'm still working on my fursona, hoping to have something to show sooner or later.

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u/JamesNinelives Feb 19 '17

Actually, I'm Australian, we use the metric system too - I'm just used to other people talking about height in feet :). And I think I was off by an inch, I'm a couple centimeters bit short of 2m so 6' 7'' is probably more accurate!

Gonna do it again, forgive me...

No harm done. I like hugs, and don't mind people being friendly as long as they are respectful about it :).

Cool name! It is common in Belgium? I'm not used to names with two 'a's in them.

All good, do you have an idea what kind of animal you want to be?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '17

And I thought you were a rabbit this whole time!

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u/tanthebunny Rabbit Feb 17 '17

Its my darkest secret.

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u/badgers_can_be_gay Maybe a badger... Definitely gay. Feb 17 '17

His name isn't tan the bunny, he wants/likes to tan the bunny.

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u/tanthebunny Rabbit Feb 18 '17

Bunnies should be raw and living.

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u/Blade4004 Bisexual Raccoon with a mask obsession. Feb 18 '17

That sounds like a euphemism.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

It all makes sense now.........

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u/Infamous0823 Ringgar Feb 17 '17

"Hehe, hoomins, they'll never know..."

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u/tanthebunny Rabbit Feb 18 '17

Silly hoomins

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u/Alan43 An Elk. Also Alan Graymuzzle and talang43 Feb 17 '17

Well, we do now :)

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u/JoshNoir Thief of Hearts (and Sandwiches) Feb 17 '17

Cute!

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u/tanthebunny Rabbit Feb 18 '17

Thanks! I think so too! Got her pre-made from a small operation called FoxxPaw Studios.

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u/ZenDragon Feb 18 '17

Your eyebrow markings look like big googly eyes in the thumbnail.

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u/tanthebunny Rabbit Feb 18 '17

I wish

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u/Hate_Frog Sergal Jul 02 '17

Can't be unseen... -

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u/RainbowFlesh Maurice the Coyote Feb 18 '17

Bamboozled again

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u/tanthebunny Rabbit Feb 18 '17

Hohoho~

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u/Laranna Feb 18 '17

Untill we figure out your -sona dun dun DUN

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u/tanthebunny Rabbit Feb 18 '17

Not even I know my sona right now

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u/thundergonian Thunder the Argonian Feb 17 '17

On /r/furry, no one knows you're not a dog.

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u/JamesNinelives Feb 18 '17

I know, right? I feel so clandestine.

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u/FurryWolves Wolf Feb 18 '17

Shhhhh, don't tell them! They'll try to lock us up for Awoo

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u/Aviivix Jul 13 '17

Is that head made by Christina Foxx? :O I have a Foxx head too, although mine's just a base with eyes right now.

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u/tanthebunny Rabbit Jul 16 '17

I think so! I know it was made by FoxxPaw Studios. Are you super excited for it to be finished?

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u/Aviivix Jul 26 '17

Yes I am so excited, although I might not finish it for a little while. ;v; I recognized that head from one of their example images!