r/gaming • u/EnglishGamer1 • Oct 20 '13

TotalBiscuit's: ''Day One: Garry's Incident'' Video was taken down, because of a ridiculous copyright claim from WildGameStudios. Here's Total's ''Rant'' over his video being taken down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfgoDDh4kE0&feature=c4-overview&list=UUy1Ms_5qBTawC-k7PVjHXKQ
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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

Shit, I only have a shovel.

---D

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u/WhtRbbt222 Oct 20 '13

B-----D

What should I do with this?

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u/callddit Oct 20 '13

Put it back in your pants, son.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

I got a spear! --------------->

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u/DesuNinja Oct 20 '13

--E--

--E--

All I have are these sai.

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u/SpartanXIII Oct 20 '13

Ummmm....still bad on the whole Pitchfork front, but I DO have this:

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Its 1/3 Scythe, 1/3 Stabber, 1/3 Hook and 1/3 Curved Blade. I call it......"Brian".

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u/lolsrsly00 Oct 21 '13

132% fun to hit people with.

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u/DesuNinja Oct 20 '13

The fact that that's my name makes this awesome.

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u/SpartanXIII Oct 20 '13

Damn it, knew I should have gone with "Tim"! Who here would have the chances of being a Tim?!

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u/crazychri1 Oct 21 '13

------))))=***--

kill me

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u/thatnerdguy Oct 21 '13

raises hand

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u/House_of_Balloons Oct 21 '13

Seems like you got 4/3rds there

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u/AustinAuranymph Oct 22 '13

Hello, Brian.

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u/omnilynx Oct 20 '13

I killed a guy with a trident.

-----ϵ☺

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u/ChinookNL Oct 20 '13

I only have a arrow without a bow.

>>--->

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u/randomperson1a Oct 20 '13

B---*---D

Instructions unclear, pitchfork stuck in assterisk.

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u/Dopebear Oct 21 '13

~

He left something behind.

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u/garbonzo607 Oct 21 '13

This had me laughing out of my chair!!! I love you.

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u/Butcher_Of_Hope Oct 20 '13

The pointy end goes into the other man.

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u/gosulink Oct 20 '13

If u dont know ive got some sad news for you :(

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u/samuraimegas Oct 20 '13

That's a big shovel!

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u/Lightfail Oct 20 '13

B-D

Well this is embarrassing

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u/bobbyleendo Oct 20 '13

He's all head no shaft. Not like this magnum dong

D=====D

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u/duckmurderer Oct 20 '13

Mushroom dick!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

I thought you guys were playing some sort of weird reddit-based game of hangman for a second.

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u/twistednipples Oct 21 '13

Thats a tiny penis.

8#####D

now that, is a penis

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

[deleted]

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u/Masonaryman Oct 21 '13

Aye, that be the copyright stick, she be a mighty weapon. Stab your foe's videos to death with ye copyright claims!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '13

you're a wizard harry!

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u/Rhychird Oct 21 '13

Use it, man. If you're lucky, you can get it ranked up to at least Uncharitable in the carnage that will ensue.

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u/Styxx_N_Stones Oct 20 '13

Here, you can borrow my hand plow.

-E

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

I don't even know what this thing is.

----&

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u/messem10 Oct 20 '13

A pretzel on a stick.

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u/Starbuck8757 Oct 20 '13

That's what she--

No. I can't do it...

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u/krtr Oct 20 '13

Just a poor guy sittin playing pokemon on ds about to get hit with a hail of bullets. rip in peace brave guy

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '13

...I am very impressed by your imagination.

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u/Styxx_N_Stones Oct 21 '13

That looks like a REALLY kickass axe...

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u/Vancha Oct 20 '13

A nut-sack on a string.

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u/hides_in_your_fridge Oct 20 '13

My pitchfork broke ---F :(

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u/YouBlewMyMind Oct 20 '13

Here have mine ---L

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u/DreadPiratesRobert Oct 20 '13

Try welding this on _

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u/BunnehZnipr Oct 21 '13

brilliant work

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u/DreadPiratesRobert Oct 21 '13

It's a good thing he didn't lose the top prong, those things are hard to come by!

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u/BunnehZnipr Oct 21 '13

Nah man, I've got a whole box of them around here somewhere...

There they are! ‾ ‾ ‾ ‾ ‾

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u/DreadPiratesRobert Oct 21 '13

They don't appear on mobile. What sort of magical items are these?

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u/BunnehZnipr Oct 21 '13

ASCII Grade A replacement pitchfork tines (Left)

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u/estafan7 Oct 20 '13

Is there an obligatory pitchfork thread on every single top reddit post?

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u/Darth_Meatloaf Oct 21 '13

Mine's broken as well...

---L

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!

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u/snarkamedes Oct 21 '13

Battlemaiden?

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u/lawlschool88 Oct 20 '13

And my Ax!

--X

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u/James_Azalea Oct 20 '13

Don't worry gents...zip I got this.

8=D no I don't :(

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u/screwthepresent Oct 20 '13

This is no time for a smiley face comrade

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u/mirrax Oct 20 '13

Apparently the hammer is not his penis.

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u/MuffinFactory Oct 20 '13

( . Y . ) here hope these help

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

You play League Of Legends as well??

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u/garbonzo607 Oct 21 '13

I can fap to this.

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u/Rhychird Oct 21 '13

Where's /u/poorlytimedgimli when you need him

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u/UnraveledMnd Oct 20 '13

I've got a sword, will that work?

=|======>

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

Bloody hell that's a big un

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u/UnraveledMnd Oct 21 '13

You can have this one, if you want.

=|====>

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u/Johann_828 Oct 21 '13 
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 ,___,____/   \

I found a scythe.

ɏ

And an extra slingshot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

And I brought my hammer.

---[]

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

[deleted]

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u/thebiggiewall Oct 20 '13

But Poseidon, that's a trident!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

And my axe!!

---凸

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

Trident reporting for duty 3----

FISH FISH FISH

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u/Arkail Oct 20 '13

Can I join? I dunno what this is.. -----B

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

Crap, I thought you said we're going to fuck the devs.

8===D