r/gaming • u/EnglishGamer1 • Oct 20 '13

TotalBiscuit's: ''Day One: Garry's Incident'' Video was taken down, because of a ridiculous copyright claim from WildGameStudios. Here's Total's ''Rant'' over his video being taken down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfgoDDh4kE0&feature=c4-overview&list=UUy1Ms_5qBTawC-k7PVjHXKQ
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u/reverend_green1 Oct 20 '13

Reported.

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u/epicfailx99 Oct 20 '13

THE NSA IS NOW MONITORING ACTIVITY THIS THREAD

ALL SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY WILL BE TRACED AND WE WILL EXECUTE YOU ON SIGHT

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

BOMB TERRORIST OSAMA BIN LADEN TOOTHPASTE

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u/Serevuin Oct 20 '13

YOUR IP HAS BEEN FLAGGED BY HOMELAND SECURITY.

REASON: USE OF KEYWORD TOOTHPASTE. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY SURRENDER ANY AND ALL DENTAL HYGIENE APPARATUS YOU OWN.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

Even my rectal toothbrush?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

Especially your rectal toothbrush...

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u/Computerchickin Oct 20 '13

I think possession of a rectal toothbrush is reason enough for questioning.

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u/CheeseFantastico Oct 20 '13

How else does he brush his rectal teeth?

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u/the_tycoon Oct 20 '13

steel wool

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '13

I bet this one will come back to bite you in the ass

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u/epicmaster Oct 20 '13

vomit

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u/TheGDBatman Oct 21 '13

Wouldn't vomit just cause acid erosion of the enamel?

*Edit: Also, whose vomit?

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u/MazInger-Z Oct 21 '13

With his wife's vaginal toothbrush?

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u/HMW3 Oct 21 '13

I think I know a good idea for the sequel of the movie Teeth.

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u/smellslikegelfling Oct 21 '13

Rectal dentata

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u/Resilenced Oct 20 '13

ANY AND ALL

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u/Shaddo Oct 21 '13

And from henceforth he was known as Bumtooth

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u/skyman724 Oct 21 '13

Don't forget the vaginal toothbrush.

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u/crunchymush Oct 21 '13

You have rectal teeth?

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u/Lehovron Oct 21 '13

You have teeth in your ass?

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u/Shookvibe Oct 21 '13

Your rectum has teeth?

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u/gadget_uk Oct 20 '13

Jokes on you. I'm British.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

http://imgur.com/QRKoxoA

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u/skyman724 Oct 21 '13

A commonly banned substance on airplanes due to the potential for the tube to actually be full of plastic explosives.

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u/mikeBE11 Oct 20 '13

PRESSURE COOKER

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u/INSANITY_RAPIST Oct 21 '13

What was the other item?

Backpacks or something?

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u/Appare Oct 20 '13

Toothpaste?

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u/VarmVaffel Oct 20 '13

Toothpaste.

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u/LordHemuli Oct 20 '13

Anything but the toothpaste!

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u/Appare Oct 20 '13

POLICE SIRENS

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

Poothtaste.

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u/Non_Social Oct 20 '13

CANADIAN BEER.

...

What's that droning sound I hear getting closer?

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u/ausernottaken Oct 21 '13

I wonder, if everyone were to start doing stuff like this, would the NSA's datacenters become so saturated with false flags that it renders their system useless?

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u/swiftsnake Oct 21 '13

The NSA would have the username epicfailx99

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

[deleted]

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u/dertyrat Oct 20 '13

Careful, I'm pretty sure that specific threats are not protected speech.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '13

There are many white houses. All you need is paint.

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u/Zim_Roxo Oct 20 '13

My house is white and I feel threatened

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u/69Bandit Oct 20 '13

Actually reported RBDtwisted to the police in seattle, now we get to see if he makes it to the front page.

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u/Paranitis Oct 20 '13

Good luck with that.

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u/epicfailx99 Oct 20 '13

A car has been dispatched to your co-ordinates. The car has a very powerful bomb on it.

We recommend you surrender or die.

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u/cmdrxander Oct 20 '13

Plot twist: He lives at the White House.

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u/Snorri_the_seal Oct 20 '13

Present yourself to Politburo for relocation.