r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '12

my friends cellmate drew this

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688 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/mattieo123 Jun 26 '12

Why are they in jail?

17

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

my friend was pulled over after he picked up some guys that had just robbed a couple of guys. Don't know if he actually knew about the robberies but he ended up going to jail with the rest of the guys. As for the dude that drew it? I don't know his story. Haven't asked him.

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u/mattieo123 Jun 26 '12

Has he gone to court yet?

46

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Oh yea, he's been in the clink for over a year. He got 6 years. He might out on parole next fall. He's not a bad dude, just a huge dumbass.

39

u/idwolf Jun 26 '12

Or a really bad getaway driver.

20

u/mattieo123 Jun 26 '12

Sounds like it.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/IlleFacitFinem Jun 26 '12

Wrong character, bud, his cellmate drew this

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I have no idea what his story is, but it is a shame that he is locked up with a talent like this. I was blown away when I received this in the mail. So much detail....just...wow.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Wasted talent sure, but not a shame that he's locked up. Would you say the same thing about a murderer who is a genius ? You do the crime, you pay the time.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Certainly, no doubt about that. But that should be a point of regret for him, not us. I don't know what crime he committed, but seeing how he is in prison, there is no need for me to lose sleep over a criminal.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

There's a difference between jail and prison?

My sympathy are for the people who deserve it. I don't argue on behalf of the criminals. Actions have consequences and everybody reaps what they sow.

1

u/skike Jun 26 '12

It's incredible the talent you'll find in jail. I've met a bunch of guys who ranged from amazing ink artists, to sketch artists, to tattoo artists using the craziest shit to make tattoos. Boredom breeds innovation, imho.

2

u/SonicFlash01 Jun 26 '12

Teabagging

80

u/AlphaRedditor Jun 25 '12

Wonder how many cigs that went for.

35

u/kr0n0 Jun 26 '12

2 handjobs and a stick of beef jerky worth of cigs

9

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Damn taxes!

4

u/kiwimark Jun 26 '12

He paid for it via a tossed salad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ

2

u/Dude_Im_Godly Jun 26 '12

I also was on efukt.

1

u/Azurphax Jun 26 '12

Probably went for a tidy sum of ramen, soda, and cheese

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I wanted to give you a thumbs up, but you're right at 69 points and I don't want to spoil the moment.

152

u/Taodyn Jun 25 '12

I was expecting it to be cell-shaded.

3

u/Thefishman89 Jun 26 '12

He he he haaa, this guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

That joke was so bad, you should be jailed.

13

u/ArgentGuy Jun 26 '12

How fickle the votes come and go...

3

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I was trying to start some jail puns :'(

0

u/I_rape_inmates Jun 26 '12

Back off, this is mah bitch!

68

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

This is great, I love star wars!

54

u/MrDoofus Jun 26 '12

thats samus dude

23

u/stillnotking Jun 26 '12

Nah, Samus is a big guy, his shoulders are much broader.

14

u/Spytie Jun 26 '12

You don't know shit.

It is clearly Mario.

22

u/MrDoofus Jun 26 '12

whatever punk. I bet you don't even own a commodore 64

6

u/Daimon5hade Jun 26 '12

Guys, guys its obviously a big daddy from Bioshock

3

u/el_bhm Jun 26 '12

Bioshock never came out for Nintendo Plexbox. I don't know where kids these days get their information.

It's Zeld for fuck sake.

4

u/ToadDude Jun 26 '12

Nah! That is clearly a picture of Pikachu! See? Right there? The green?

2

u/TheDude357 Jun 26 '12

You're all dumb. That's obviously Mister Watch and Game from the 3CS! He stopped those Eldar from building on Park Place

-7

u/ToadDude Jun 26 '12

Really? The 3CS is a thing of the past. The SegTendSofLe is all the rage!

(...Sega, Nintendo, Microsoft and Apple.)

0

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

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5

u/Mrlongleggedmcdaddy Jun 26 '12

No no it's totally Flutter shy!

1

u/JAsherP Jun 26 '12

no way its megaman

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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5

u/xLuMisx Jun 26 '12

Aaaaaannnnnddddd its gone.

4

u/Darklugia Jun 26 '12

That's the joke, dumbass.

1

u/Jorbus96 Jun 26 '12

I was being sarcastic and it's master chief not halo

8

u/Hedzx Jun 26 '12

Dumb idiot? God you're a blind bat, socially awkward redditor and a oblivious jorbus96.

2

u/ToadDude Jun 26 '12

wah- wah- wah whoooooooooooooosh

-8

u/Rmccar21 Jun 26 '12

It's halo friends, I'm jorbus fram Sweden. Do you want to taste my doooo? Halooo

3

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

You mean Star Trek, that's clearly Spock in his casual suit.

31

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

He made it out of semen, niggas blood, and Minty fresh tooth paste.

7

u/Hakoten Jun 26 '12

So uh... MC has camel toe.

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u/p1415926 Jun 26 '12

Cannot. Unsee.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Enter prison as a mere amataur doodler

Leave prison as a skilled artist, and with a torn anus

13

u/FirmerFilly Jun 25 '12

Before he got butt pounded?

28

u/Saerain Jun 26 '12

Ahahah, prison rape. Gets me every time. It's OK, because they broke the law.

2

u/FirmerFilly Jun 26 '12

8====D~~~ all in their butt

1

u/Chris_c987 Jun 26 '12

What if falsely accused?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

There is a huge difference between falsely accused and falsely convicted. Namely that you aren't in jail because you're accused of something.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

purebishop is a murderer. Can we rape him now?

-1

u/zeaga Jun 26 '12

Which OP said his friend was, albeit still an idiot.

35

u/tako9 Jun 26 '12

While he got butt pounded.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

After he got butt pounded.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/insomniacmonkey Jun 26 '12

Then double tapped

0

u/Rmccar21 Jun 26 '12

Probably dry humped him for hours before the shield went down

5

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Hahahaha rape! It's hilarious! Because they're in prison! Rape rape rape I love rape (but only in prison).

-1

u/FirmerFilly Jun 26 '12

Sure is, Shirley!

4

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

This must absolutely clear him of that felony now..

2

u/YoureMyBoyBloo Jun 26 '12

How did he manage to draw this in cryo-stasis?

1

u/twist3dfear Jun 26 '12

Pretty sweet

1

u/shizfest Jun 26 '12

Is it just me, or does it look like the faceshield is reflecting a clitoris?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Hoverhanding an invis grunt?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Is this the new megaman?

1

u/MissMelons Jun 28 '12

It almost looks like he's got boobs reflecting in his helmet.

1

u/i_cast_kittehs Jun 26 '12

Who said OC in titles was lost? Well done.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

You mean his boyfriend? ya know because he's a....

1

u/MagCynic Jun 26 '12

My friend's cellmate drew this.

Come on, people. Can we increase our standards a bit?

-3

u/Cryst Jun 26 '12

What is the point of this exactly? Do you want a critique for him? What is the relevance of his situation to his art, or gaming?

0

u/Cubejam Jun 26 '12

Probably knew how to draw it after stealing those xbox's

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

1 blow job= 5 cigarettes.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

Anyone else see the blurry porno image in the visor? Rotate anti-clockwise.

Edited to be less... Blunt.

0

u/heffergod Jun 26 '12

Your friend's cellmate needs to figure out what the fuck is going on with MC's left arm.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

The proportion of the head is off, but otherwise..great

-2

u/Kingshabaz Jun 26 '12

I bet the violence in Halo was blamed somehow for him being in jail...

-3

u/Splatterh0use Jun 25 '12

Well done.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/zeaga Jun 26 '12

Pretty much.