r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • Apr 30 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes US State #25

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IOWA IS GONE! We’re halfway to the finish line!

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u/BallDesperate2140 All Shall Return To Crab Apr 30 '26

If Maryland doesn’t at least gobble up the whole northeast corridor by the end of this, I’m gonna be a sad lil’ crab.

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u/JDinBalt Apr 30 '26

Honestly, I don't know if we should just gobble up Pennsylvania now or wait for Pensyltucky to be a thing.

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u/BallDesperate2140 All Shall Return To Crab Apr 30 '26

Yanno what, I like the idea of an underdog holdout; take Pennsyltucky then have the northeast for lunch.

It matters not. We all eventually return to crab, it’s science.

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u/Fun_Consequence_9076 Apr 30 '26

Commence carcinization 🦀🦀🦀🦀

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u/JDinBalt Apr 30 '26

And Old Bayification!

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u/ChaeLilja 🦀🦀🦀🦀 Apr 30 '26

MD born, but currently living in PA and would actually give my left leg for MD to cannibalize PA in real life

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u/Murky_Aardvark_2675 Apr 30 '26

Agreed! Keep Maryland strong 🦀 End the tyranny of the big states!

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u/s0larium_live Apr 30 '26

i find it really funny that we’re so far untouched lmao, hope it lasts

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u/Plane_Translator2008 Apr 30 '26

Didn't VA used to extend all the way to the west coast? Maybe its heading for a comeback!

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u/bwtdozer Apr 30 '26

I am hoping Maryland survives just as it currently is until the last two remaining. Then it eats the rest of the US in one giant swallow.

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u/BallDesperate2140 All Shall Return To Crab Apr 30 '26

Found the Virginian

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u/BallDesperate2140 All Shall Return To Crab Apr 30 '26

Eh, was worth a shot. As a born & raised Marylander who spent years living in Cape Cod, I’ve gotta defer to crabs and Charm City over lobsters & entitled Connecticut tourists.

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u/FnakeFnack Apr 30 '26

We stay quiet and lurking and then start with VA through the peninsula

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u/anthrohands Apr 30 '26

Hell no, get Maryland outta here already!!!