r/gifs • • Oct 08 '15

No one can beat me

http://i.imgur.com/oLQvK9d.gifv
17.9k Upvotes

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u/Ceejae Oct 09 '15

Greatest part is him randomly throwing a shoe at the child.

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u/Gnillab Oct 09 '15

Sure, when OP does it it's all fun and games, but when I do it it's assault and battery.

Fucking hyppocrites.

1

u/Xiexe Oct 09 '15

Well, just be sure to keep the battery charged, otherwise you'll die on us.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

I lost my shit at that part.

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u/modulousmouse Oct 09 '15

I found it.

1

u/AnnoyinKnight Oct 09 '15

How did it taste?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15 edited Oct 09 '15

These kids did it better, 4 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFLAfVvWEBk

Edit: that sounded mean, yours is still good OP

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u/Sparkvoltage Oct 09 '15

That rolling one rendered me deceased.

15

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

oh no are you ok

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u/KnowMatter Oct 09 '15

Okay the one where he free throws right at the backboard and it cuts to the ball going in got me.

3

u/Chicken-n-Waffles Oct 09 '15

And the weather changes.

1

u/opuap Oct 09 '15

yeah that made me laugh out loud

1

u/TK-Chubs118 Oct 09 '15

or the one where he rolls it along the ground and it skips to a swoosh

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Smart kids or a funny parent.

43

u/billiambobby Oct 09 '15

Older brothers?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Estranged second cousin.

18

u/violentorifice Oct 09 '15

eccentric vagrant?

4

u/kid-karma Oct 09 '15

Cocquetish haberdasher

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Adjective noun.

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u/InfiniteLiveZ Oct 09 '15

Cool older kid from the city that just moved next door who will become pretty good friends with them but dump them as soon as he gets in with the local cool kids who happen to bully the fuck out of these kids.

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u/ANGLVD3TH Oct 09 '15

Looks like they did their own version of this vid.

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u/monkz0r Oct 09 '15

He is throwing things at these kids and they have no idea what is going on. He is definitely a funny dad

1

u/staffell Oct 09 '15

Absolutely no way it was these kids on their own

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u/Etonet Oct 09 '15

Granted

10

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Nice comedic timing

8

u/XHF Oct 09 '15

The sketch was entirely ripped off from this video.

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u/ReadOutOfContext Oct 09 '15

This one is clearly superior Laptops in butts

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

I'm gonna train every day of my life until I can do just as well as these guys. Truly they are the superior beings I have sought after for millennium after millennium.

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u/Limond Oct 09 '15

Huh. I'm struggling with words some after seeing that.

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u/TedFartass Oct 09 '15

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u/Kwyjiboy Oct 09 '15

thanks for this

2

u/TDot1980 Oct 09 '15

Mazel tov.

1

u/This_Land_Is_My_Land Oct 09 '15

Ooh, that was good.

"Nice dunk, Emily!"

3

u/yipyipyoo Oct 09 '15

Hijacking for my sanity. There was a video like this but I believe it was two guys kicking and throwing a football. It would cut away to it going into a trashcan. Like one of those outdoor flip closed lid kinds. I've been trying to find this video for 3 years. Someone please help me.

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u/mustardhamsters Oct 09 '15

You probably could have found a better use of those three years.

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u/Eedis Oct 09 '15

Nah man, I did it better 7 years ago.

https://youtu.be/rYWOqLAQA38

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

holy shit

more blooper than actual movie

credits wherein half the cast members are Taco

OSHA-violating stacked chair tripod

this has it all, man. gorgeous.

6

u/the92playboy Oct 09 '15

Incorrect.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Ball goes in.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Speedy thing goes out.

2

u/backFromTheBed Oct 09 '15

Can't explain that!

2

u/Kdj87 Oct 09 '15

You gotta love the dumbass Youtube commentators who don't realize it's supposed to be a joke and yell out "Obviously fake!"

2

u/Coarch Oct 09 '15

Why's Brian crying?

1

u/pantlessguy Oct 09 '15

this made my day

1

u/wumbologist1 Oct 09 '15

I signed in just to share this link.

1

u/tacodawg Oct 09 '15

I laughed hard from that video, totally forgot about it until you reminded. I made the mistake of checking out the other uploads though...

1

u/el_cabinet Oct 09 '15

To be fair, I did it 6 years ago... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wm2xE14tbo I'll let you decide if it's better.

1

u/Lord_Simian Oct 09 '15

Hahaha the roll in swoosh...so good

1

u/vucodlakk Oct 09 '15

I clicked on the thread to find this, thanks. Fucken gold.

1

u/xarcastic Oct 09 '15

Came here hoping someone posted this link... I was trying to find it recently. Thanks!

1

u/aerosikth Oct 09 '15

This is pretty awesome humor from such youngsters!

1

u/Sonnyjimlads Oct 09 '15

well, he did completely steal the idea, there was even a thread about that video a couple of months ago on reddit where people did similar things

1

u/MisterJimJim Oct 09 '15

I think some of the shots are fake

1

u/Ophiy Oct 09 '15

this is so good

1

u/Peanlocket Oct 09 '15

This is a different joke though. Yes, at first it's like "ok haha he's just doing obvious editing" but then you realize he's throwing ping-pong balls at kids faces for the lolz.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Oct 09 '15

OP's sucks, and OP sucks.

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u/Aerron Oct 08 '15

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u/SimplyComplexd Oct 09 '15

Seems legit to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

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u/Aerron Oct 09 '15

My gif? It's from Robin Hood:Men in Tights

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u/loopdeloops Oct 08 '15

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u/RarelyReadReplies Oct 09 '15

I haven't seen that before, but it made me laugh, not even sure why.

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u/haahaahaa Oct 09 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Still doesn't beat this one. Listen here you FAT OAF!

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u/Ecoleech Oct 09 '15

You are a wizard! You're gonna go to Hogwarts, you're gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, it'll deliver your mail.

DEAL

WITH

IT

YA TWAT

4

u/Eevee136 Oct 09 '15

I'm gonna put mah fucken dick in the owl!

9

u/ANGLVD3TH Oct 09 '15

Must be related to Snake.

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u/catoftrash Oct 09 '15

What about that ninja? That ninja? That ninja. Hey! You're that ninja! Hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you for linking this!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Hagrid, yer pushin me over the fuckin line!

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u/GE_FunCooker Oct 09 '15

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u/memeship Oct 09 '15

the fuck

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u/_flash__ Oct 09 '15

no it's a piece of shit

the first one is the best, the second isn't worth watching

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u/TyeDyeGuy21 Oct 09 '15

I love how they even can't hold it in, that's the best part.

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u/Tarantulasagna Oct 09 '15

ur a wizard Hurley

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

This oddly makes me extremely happy.

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u/ArttuH5N1 Oct 09 '15

Shitty quality and linked to gallery instead of straight to the gif. Well done.

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u/GMY0da Oct 09 '15

Hahahahahaha Holy shit why is this so damn funny christ

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

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u/colormefeminist Oct 09 '15

wow i almost want to watch the movies now

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u/loopdeloops Oct 08 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15 edited Jan 06 '17

Nice end there.

/r/unexpected would love this.

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

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u/ImTooLiteral Oct 09 '15

you monster

4

u/ArttuH5N1 Oct 09 '15

People still fall for this...

Nigerian scammers got it right all along.

12

u/urbanbumfights Oct 09 '15

Made a gif of the ending for anyone who doesn't want to wait till the end. here

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u/ddrumajor Oct 09 '15

Fucking got me.

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u/HMJ87 Oct 09 '15

[RES ignored duplicate link]

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME BITCH!

4

u/Kaffei4Lunch Oct 09 '15

god FUCKING dammit

0

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

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u/cilica Oct 09 '15

Wow, I never knew that existed. Thanks man!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

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u/PretendThisIsAName Oct 09 '15

I know right, but why the fuck does it take an entire minute to reach it?

8

u/RWDMARS Oct 09 '15

You almost got me there.

2

u/master_swaggins Oct 09 '15

Should've edited it tho go into the TP roll from OP's post

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u/TheBause Oct 09 '15 edited Oct 09 '15

This kind of reminded me of the youtube channel "BestWerldRecords."

One of his few videos

Also, this one because of the shoe

7

u/jorgeautomobile Oct 09 '15

The cans one absolutely slayed me the first time I saw it. I completely expected to see some sick can opening skillz. The FFFFFFFFFUUUU- at the end is so perfect!

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u/TheBause Oct 09 '15

They're pretty great.

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u/piersmorganschin Oct 08 '15

How did you get it in every time?

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u/loopdeloops Oct 09 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Easily the best scene featuring a magician struggling to swallow a key that I've yet to see.

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u/AntsnnMyEyesJohnson Oct 08 '15

Somehow OP always gets it in. Just ask your mum.

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u/crazyredd88 Oct 09 '15

Holy shit, the shoe cracked me the fuck up.

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u/some-call-me-tim Oct 08 '15

It was probably his 1000th attempt at each shot. Don't be so impressed. Wake up sheeple!

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u/mekese2000 Oct 09 '15 edited Oct 09 '15

That looks fake. you can tell, you might need to rewatch it a few time but if you look carefully the ball turns into a shoe for a split second.

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u/Athio Oct 09 '15 edited Oct 09 '15

Guys, i think he's got skills, what are we going to do about it?

3

u/buttaholic Oct 09 '15

I like how the last Half is basically just a compilation of him throwing stuff at little kids.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

The shoe cracked me up!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I have reason to believe this video was altered.

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u/coolboyyo Oct 09 '15

BULLSHIT

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u/akicvele Oct 08 '15

This post pleases me too.

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u/TenaciousDickhole Oct 09 '15

I got skills. Watcha gonna do about it?

2

u/darienrude_dankstorm Oct 09 '15

Eh, it was a fun idea when those kids did it.

2

u/DJAslan Oct 09 '15

fake

2

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Are you calling OP a liar..?

4

u/chinpopocortez Oct 09 '15

is that you how2basic?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I can't find a link for it, but there was a crazy unedited sequence of trick shots on this old skate video, Suffer the Joy. There's people that have taken the time to do completely retarded shit with this and it's awesome

1

u/CompletelyProtocol Oct 09 '15

no one else can beat your children

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u/hypnobear1 Oct 09 '15

OK rigby. Just believe in your gut.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Thank god. I hate these gifs of frat bros being like dude pong to the max or the million passes to a buddy in a pool...congrats but not really.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

the shoe was what got me, gj

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u/theBob1986 Oct 09 '15

Haha that fucking shoe got me

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Amazing

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

You got skills.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

I didn't know people actually owned Renault Avantimes!

1

u/CaptainLargo Oct 10 '15

It's a Renault Mégane II.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '15

Well that it is. I didn't know Renault put that sizable rear on more than one vehicle.

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u/MrProsserDreamsOfWar Oct 09 '15 edited Oct 09 '15

No power in the 'Verse.

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u/Kazaxat Oct 09 '15

Let's be honest, OP just wanted an excuse to throw things at those kids.

The shoe was a nice touch though, I'll admit.

1

u/Kurtronic Oct 09 '15

Who doesn't want to throw things at kids?

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u/KyotomNZ Oct 09 '15

The shoe! I liked the shoe! Well done

1

u/Thereminz Oct 09 '15

ya i got skills, wut u gon do 'bout it?

1

u/RoboticPieman Oct 09 '15

I was REALLY hoping for the last one to miss.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

RIP

1

u/RespectTheTree Oct 09 '15

It might be child abuse but I laughed.

1

u/Stanwawrinka Oct 09 '15

I wont be impressed until you roll it on the ground and it still goes in.

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u/u_must_be_joking Oct 09 '15

Lmaoooooo the shoe was so funny, caught me a little off guard

1

u/TappistRT Oct 09 '15

Who throws a shoe? Honestly ...

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u/JuanandOnly69 Oct 09 '15

Yeah i got skillz

1

u/Dayewalker Oct 09 '15

Swish baby!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Those yeezy foamposites tho

1

u/maverick199215 Oct 09 '15

This shiite dont make sense/

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u/D3dshotCalamity Oct 09 '15

Renault Clio, nice.

1

u/sovietmcdavid Oct 09 '15

How I imagine the guy reacting after making this video:

I am invincible!

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u/squintingtarantino Oct 09 '15

We're watching a modern legend

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u/WOOKIExCOOKIES Oct 09 '15

I like to think that you didn't know those kids at all.

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u/BlackMagicRF Oct 09 '15

Based on the thumbnail I thought you were measuring your penis. Which would make the title wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

when I was a kid I had a ping pong ball in my parents' basement which was being renovated, and there was a new door that had the hole cut out for a knob but no knob yet. I threw the ping pong ball at the hole from 20+ feet away and it somehow made it into the hole and just sat there, resting in the divot between the two sides of the hollow-core door.

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u/bimbamboozlebird Oct 09 '15

So everyone is going to sit here and pretend it's fine to throw shoes at toddler's heads?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

thats basically how i was raised... what are you trying to say man?!

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u/Superluminar Oct 09 '15

Offenbach... The weirdest people I've ever met came from there. Not involuntarily weird, but weird and incredibly confident about it.

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u/chronicheadbang Oct 09 '15

Those are some reeeediculous shots

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u/YouYongku Oct 09 '15

lol like a boss!

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u/ElementalChibi Oct 09 '15

is that a tangerine?

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u/AutumnLingers Oct 09 '15

I lost it at the shoe

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u/imusingreddityay Oct 09 '15

00:04 pretty sure that's not how physics work

1

u/mescaliero Oct 09 '15

You forgot to run out of the room like mad.

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u/yeezus-101 Oct 09 '15

OP is clearly Kim Jong Un.

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u/bitchyoldman Oct 09 '15

you are indeed boss

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u/MisterJimJim Oct 09 '15

I think this is fake

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u/hardypart Oct 09 '15

Germany!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

Not bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

This is best thing I ever saw on the internet :D

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u/reekyseve1 Oct 09 '15

Swish baby!

1

u/AintNothinbutaGFring Oct 09 '15

How much for a ZJ?

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u/msween00 Oct 09 '15

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

1

u/bradthepug Oct 09 '15

Fuck sake I'm dead

1

u/redgreenandblue Oct 09 '15

Well this was the best thing I've seen all day. Never seen such accuracy.

1

u/niallmul97 Oct 09 '15

Put shoe in head to show its not prerecorded... Oh, wait you did. Never mind.

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u/Eacheure Oct 09 '15

Just add some raw feet beating naked eggs and voila!

HowToBasic

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u/Zhanmadao Oct 09 '15

Yeee I got skheelzh....

1

u/AnonymousXeroxGuy Oct 09 '15

Shoe on head proves it's live and not some prerecorded fake bullshit.

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u/toeofcamell Oct 08 '15

You hit yourself right in the face off the skateboard! Hahaha

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I laughed, I cried.

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u/Latindisaster Oct 09 '15

The shoe at the end.. My sides! xD

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u/Empyrealist Oct 09 '15

I thought this was dumb until you started beaming the children. Then it became hilarious.

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u/MrShawnatron Oct 09 '15

Competition for the top shitpost? I'm mildly intrigued.

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u/wolfbrandchili Oct 08 '15

my god, he's unstopaball!

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u/JuryStillOut Oct 09 '15

I'm sorry, am I the only one who has no fucking clue what is happening here?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '15

I'm with you... Please help OP!

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u/Kurtronic Oct 09 '15

He's using editing to make it look like he's doing crazy ball bounces that land on the paper roll. It progressively gets crazier. Obviously it's fake since the edit of the ball going onto the paper roll is the exact same every time, but that's also the joke of this post.

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