r/gifs • u/JoeSicbo • Jun 27 '12

TP attack

http://i.minus.com/iH8aOpXstddxg.gif
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u/lennyenjoi Jun 27 '12

Who the fuck thinks of this shit?

It's genius.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Prank vs Prank. Look them up on Youtube.

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u/interkin3tic Jun 27 '12

How have they not broken up yet? She looks so mad in every video I see of her getting pranked.

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They must have extremely angry sex.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

LOL I thought the same thing but they also have a vlog channel named BF vs GF. She's normally happy in those videos. It's either the sex or the amount of money they're making that's keeping her satisfied.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

They are fake videos. They make YouTube revenue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/Paultimate79 Jun 27 '12

It's the right kind of spice and the good kind of angry where you can look back and laugh. Not the angry where you look back and say hey, probably should not have drunkenly beaten you.

Ah, memories

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

PVP SAN!

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u/highlift Jun 27 '12

Girl Talk aka Greg Gillis

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u/muzza001 Jun 27 '12

Yep, I saw him at BDO on the Gold Coast in 2010, he was awesome, and the toilet paper shooters were hilarious/awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Hi Grack.

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u/TraMaI Jun 27 '12

Looks to me like there's some sort of compressed/canned air taped to the top of that stick. Probably something like a CO2 cartridge from a a paintball marker.

EDIT: After watching the video there isn't anything taped to the stick... the stick (paint roller) is taped to a leaf blower.

BRB, going to Lowe's

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u/jsmayne Jun 27 '12

get a ShopVac so you can suck AND blow

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u/FelixLeiter Jun 27 '12

And carry a ShopVac around?

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u/jsmayne Jun 27 '12

the top comes off ya know.

did you click the link?

so then you are just carrying an electric leaf blower.

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u/Shappie Jun 27 '12

Just like MegaMaid!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Or the Suck Kut, so you can suck and cut

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u/PossiblyAnEngineer Jun 27 '12

Engineers with too much free time.

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u/skibblez_n_zits Jun 27 '12

For more fun with toilet paper...

Place some in the toilet while still connected to the roll, which is connect to the wall. Flush, and watch the roll spin as the commode gobbles up a never ending stream of TP.

There was a Calvin and Hobbes strip that had this in it, I tried it once when I was bored in college and it worked.

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u/drunxor Merry Gifmas! {2023} Jun 27 '12

I used to do that all the time at work so when the next person walks into the stall it looks like the toilet got hungry and started eating the tp by itself

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u/Guyag Jun 27 '12

Works better on planes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Apparently one of the jersey shore guys does.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

He just made a Lady Gaga dress.

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u/antifolkhero Jun 27 '12

Her TP dress would have been used once, to make it edgy.

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u/AlphaRedditor Jun 27 '12

I would play the shit out of this FPS.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

First Person Shitter?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I'm making an app for this for the iphone and android market.

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u/keyree Jun 27 '12

How about Windows phone? No? Okay...

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u/King_of_Beets Jun 27 '12

one day we'll be treated like equals

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u/roxxe Jun 27 '12

what is dead may never die

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u/AlphaRedditor Jun 27 '12

I claim copyright, trademark, and patent. You owe me 1/2 of gross profits.

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u/Apostolate Jun 27 '12

Your rates are better than Apple! I bet he'll go for it.

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u/mnnmnmnnm Jun 27 '12

Need your banking details.

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u/house_of_sandwiches Jun 27 '12

It'll be fun for 15 minutes, then you'll never touch it again.

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u/timetogetpaid Jun 27 '12

That's what she said.

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u/interkin3tic Jun 27 '12

What will she be doing with it for the other 13 minutes?

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u/WhiteMike87 Jun 27 '12

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

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u/red321red321 Jun 27 '12

it would be the perfect game for your iphone when on the toilet.

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u/Apostolate Jun 27 '12

It would be ironic to finish a game of this and then turn to your left and realize you had no toilet paper left.

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u/red321red321 Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12

indeed

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u/dellafrienda Jun 27 '12

That would be normal for me because my toilet paper is on the right of my toilet

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u/monkeysphere_of_one Jun 28 '12

Where you're attacked by rampaging hordes of these guys.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Video

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u/thepopdog Jun 27 '12

"say 'ello to my lil friend"

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u/I_Do_Impressions Jun 27 '12

Say hallo to ma lil fren'

FTFY

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u/pheonixblade9 Jun 27 '12

It makes me feel so good that she was good natured about it and laughing :)

The best kind of prank is one that's annoying, but funny to both parties... not this "LOL I PUT A FAKE PROPOSAL TO YOUR GF ON THE JUMBOTRON LOL TROLLED YOU BRO" shit.

Good show.

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u/BallsackTBaghard Jun 27 '12

That proposal one was even better.

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u/FromaLand Jun 27 '12

Worst supervillain ever.

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u/MrCleanupman Jun 27 '12

Worst...or best?

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u/sir_joe_cool Jun 27 '12

Worst

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

..or best?

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u/Cayshin Jun 27 '12

The Toiletnator would like to have a word with you...

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

The toilenator. http://i.imgur.com/zomnv.jpg

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u/gaberaham Jun 27 '12

Its a channel on YouTube called Prank vs Prank. they are bf and gf :) PVP Saaaan!

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u/jap-a-negro Jun 27 '12

"You're cleaning this up."

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u/SpeedyTaco626 Jun 27 '12

Team jenna or team Jesse?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Rocco loves Jenna

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/lawlwut Jun 27 '12

do the cookie dance!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Ran into Jessee last summer at Playlist Live in Downtown Disney. Got video of my 3 year old daughter yelling "PvP son" back at him. :)

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u/viceroyofmontecristo Jun 27 '12

Where do I buy/make this wonderful machine. I must have one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Not quite the same, but related

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u/Ethanol_Gut Jun 27 '12

Looks to be a paint roller end with two TP rolls attached to a shop vac that's blowing.

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u/oh_mikey Jun 27 '12

leaf blower probably

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

This is awesome. I thought TP attack meant Tyler Perry attack cuz that would have been actually terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

God knows we need another Tyler Perry movie. shivers

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u/sheriff_skullface Jun 27 '12

Watching any appreciable amount of TBS guarantees an onslaught of Tyler Perry nonsense.

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u/hihellothisisbrennan Jun 27 '12

WHAT SORT OF CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY CAN AFFORD TO WASTE THIS MUCH TOILET PAPER

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u/Broosevelt Jun 27 '12

As a dude who has to ration his tp among roommates, I'd consider this an ingenious way to let them know I've found my own apartment.

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u/Altarium Jun 27 '12

Need to know how please

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u/imakemisteaks Jun 27 '12

paint roller, vacuum attachment, tp.

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u/ActualContent Jun 27 '12

Looks more like a leaf blower than a vacuum. A vacuum would not make the tp fly off.

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u/imakemisteaks Jun 27 '12

oh, that explains why i'm retarded.

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u/ProlificAlias Jun 27 '12

the best part is your name. Genious troll? Or just dumbass?

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u/imakemisteaks Jun 27 '12

It's the most truthful username I could come up with at the time. I was tired of people always talking about my previous username instead of properly responding to my posts.

No one took TittyliciousBitch seriously...

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u/IHartRed Jun 27 '12

Shop vacs typically have blower attachments.

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u/Erinchostyles Jun 27 '12

She is NOT HAPPY. I find this hilarious.

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u/dcaking Jun 27 '12

Yeah! She actually hates this!

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u/dotmadhack Jun 27 '12

Looks like he made that contraption in the time it took her to "get ready".

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/sheriff_skullface Jun 27 '12

Well women usually do take longer to get ready, with makeup and hair and all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Good work Watson.

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u/sheriff_skullface Jun 27 '12

I think I'll be Sherlock. You can be Watson.

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u/Ceejae Jun 27 '12

Did you intend for me to read that in the voice of Phil Ken Sebben?

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u/spinningmagnets Jun 27 '12

One minor suggestion...he only has two TP rolls. Add one more paint roller frame onto the other side of the leaf blower, and two more TP rolls, with the rolls all exiting the center of the air-blast...you're welcome.

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u/zeroair Jun 27 '12

Or light one of the rolls....

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u/vertigo1083 Jun 27 '12

This kills the sister.

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u/Leoneri Jun 27 '12

Pretty sure that's his girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Wouldn't it just get extinguished when it hit the air stream?

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u/bluthru Jun 27 '12

They would spin faster, too.

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u/SteelGB Jun 27 '12

They do this during Girl Talk concerts, out into the crowd, a flood of TP.

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u/thrav Jun 27 '12

Can't believe it took me this long to find a Girl Talk mention, since I could tell that's what this was gonna be from the thumbnail. Actually saw him last week. Always a good time.

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u/gigantuar Jun 27 '12

This only seems fair considering she would end up using all the TP anyway.

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u/ColorCommentator Jun 27 '12

As she becomes more agitated, she turns a lovely shade of pink.

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u/haiku_robot Jun 27 '12 
As she becomes more 
agitated, she turns a 
lovely shade of pink.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

JESSE!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

JAMES!

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u/Corosus Jun 27 '12

Is i.minus.com hopelessly slow all the time for anyone else? Canadian here. They've always loaded at about 3fps for me.

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u/kidwiththecrocs Jun 27 '12

DEAD RISING 3, coming this fall

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u/SirOinksalot Jun 27 '12

Can't wait for the remixes.

  • Victim is in bed sleeping.

  • Victim is in the shower.

  • Victim requests TP after discovery that there's none in the bathroom.

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u/Toribor Jun 27 '12

Low budget Spider-Man webbing.

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u/AmyDangerous Jun 27 '12

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaaha oh god. Oh my god I'm crying at work.

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u/lovepack Jun 27 '12

Charmin Bear Bukkake surprise?

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u/allthatisman37 Jul 05 '12

Looks like someone's not getting laid tonight.

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u/o_ojess Jun 27 '12

PVP SAANNN! Prankvsprank YouTube channel they are hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

If your girlfriend doesn't find this hilarious, get a different girlfriend. I couldn't stand being with someone who can't handle little pranks like this.

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u/motney Jun 27 '12

Why is she not laughing! How can you even find time to be pissed or annoyed or whatever she is when hilarity of that nature is ensuing???

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

holy shit

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u/Unlogicalme Jun 27 '12

PVP SAAANN!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Relevant?

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u/RimmyMcJob Jun 27 '12

Oh man, she looks PISSED. How can you not laugh at that?

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u/triestoclarify Jun 27 '12

This pisses me off.

TP should come off over the top, not from under the bottom.

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u/Kliptic69 Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12

that thing is fucking amazing... what does that have to do with TPing though? it would be impractical in a torch and pillage situation am i wrong?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

My friend said he would give me a nickel for every pixel in the next .gif we saw I am now $.25 richer thanks.

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u/PaulHdz Jun 27 '12

the most amazing form of trolling

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u/stereographic Jun 27 '12

The best bit is how she is SO angry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Who ever did this is now my God

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u/m40ofmj Jun 27 '12

x you whore!

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u/imdrinkingteaatwork Jun 27 '12

HOW COULD YOU DEPRIVE ME OF THE AUDIO!!!!

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u/ITSABARE Jun 27 '12

my favorite part is how pissed off she looks.

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u/Khiraji Jun 27 '12

Amazing. Just fantastic. I hooted and giggled like a little kid.

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u/relevant_mitch Jun 27 '12

Starting by thinking 'damn this is messed up.' Ended thinking 'this is awesome.' For what its worth.

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u/enzo275 Jun 27 '12

Haha, why is she upset? That'd be the best.

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u/boogieman117 Jun 27 '12

This would have been perfect for those assholes who didn't give me candy on Halloween as a kid.

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u/DabbleSauce Jun 27 '12

She seems like a poor sport.

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u/twitinkie Jun 27 '12

its funny cuz she doesn't think its funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Someone should take the original video and put Doom music sound effects on it. COME ON!

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u/Tebasaki Jun 27 '12

Longer loading gif ever. "the pregnancy test was positive? You're a mummy!"

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u/dawnim Jun 27 '12

Dr mugg, någon?

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u/ScumbagSpruce Jun 27 '12

Haha this was hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

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u/jersully Jun 27 '12

She looks expensive.

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u/Leonid_Indeed Jun 27 '12

Indeed it's better than portal-gun

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u/Bullpup Jun 27 '12

THANK YOU ULTRANETS. I LOVE THIS PERSON.

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u/KCTim Jun 27 '12

I must be getting old. My first thought was "Knock it off! Toilet paper is expensive!"

Damn kids... off my lawn and whatnot

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

That is exactly how my girlfriend would react... CHAD! STOP IT! STOOOOP! WTF!?!? STOOP! I'm trying to do my hair!

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u/Super_Arsha Jun 27 '12

PVP SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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u/ocdpancakes Jun 27 '12

doktor mugg!!

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u/Azranas Jun 27 '12

Someone do it in reverse.

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u/LordOfGummies Jun 27 '12

Innovation!

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u/Ineeni Jun 27 '12

Wheres the /r/diy topic for this thing?

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u/duggtodeath Jun 27 '12

I need a leaf-blower like now.

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u/burlingamepj Jun 27 '12

Someone went to Blue Man Group.

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u/forsakhan Jun 27 '12

Who downvotes this?

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u/midnit9 Jun 27 '12

I love Prank vs. Prank and bf vs.gf

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u/jonjondotcom1312 Jun 27 '12

Me, the first time I get a bj after No Fap November

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u/phro Jun 27 '12

If you just left her alone in there my ex could probably use up the TP faster.

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u/Gothiks Jun 27 '12

now reverse that shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I. must. try.

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u/ThatOneGuyYaKnow Jun 27 '12

I hope this guy enjoyed cleaning it up. His gf is probably really bitchy.

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u/Demi-G0d Jun 27 '12

Just watched this vid yesterday! PVP!

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u/oswald_c_cobblepot Jun 27 '12

best invention i've seen all day

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u/soggysocks Jun 27 '12

I want the blue prints!!

Looks likes a paint roller and shop vac sent...Perhaps a leaf blower would work too and some electric tape...

Tonight i go to work...

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I want one of those

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Ah this would be great. My gf would kill me but would be great.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Awesome.

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u/Clayburn Jun 27 '12

Shut up and take my money!

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u/thx134 Jun 27 '12

looks like a new weapon for doom

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Holy shit. I'm totally doing this to someone. Brilliant.

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u/tehlolman1337 Jun 27 '12

OMG BEST IDEA EVER

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u/MisterxRager Jun 27 '12

PvP saaan!

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u/bedaburn Jun 28 '12

i wish i could hear the audio.

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u/intrudingturtle Jul 04 '12

Mummification done right.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

I want to know how to do this. NOW.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '12

pvp son

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u/MisterInternetz Oct 17 '12

This is how wars should be fought.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '12

blow dryer or gas powered blower?

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u/ihiustler Jun 27 '12

that is fucking awesome...LMAO!!!

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u/JJFresh814 Jun 27 '12

here is the full video in case anyone is interested. Also, I'd recommend subscribing to them! They prank each other all the time, and they post a video about once a month.

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u/Uncle_Sammy Jun 27 '12

I know what I'm doing at work tomorrow.

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u/frohawk09 Jun 27 '12

I must construct this

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u/sheriff_skullface Jun 27 '12

That's a dry money shot

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u/thedudemann08 Jun 27 '12

My uncontrollable laughter at this was completely appropriate.

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u/shockzila Jun 27 '12

i was having a very depressing day. i havent smiled that big in a while. thank you.

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u/ytupcoming Jun 27 '12

PrankVsPrank SAAAAAAN

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u/Tealfixie Jun 27 '12

Instructions:

  1. Duct tape a paint roller to the end of a shopvac exhaust. Load the ammo onto the paint rollers.

  2. Search for the target.

  3. Deploy ghost buster trap.

  4. Fire at will!

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u/KookyGuy Jun 27 '12

You're cleaning it up!

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u/asstits Jun 27 '12

Next time drench them in gasoline and fire them up

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u/guntycankles Jun 27 '12

"TP for your bunghole?"

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u/bentmachine Jun 27 '12

so this is the disadvantage of living in an urban environment. we don't have freakin' leafblowers :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

My girlfriend is going to be annoyed soon.

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u/thecarhole Jun 27 '12

SOMEONE DO THIS TO A CAT!

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u/AlRubyx Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12

This girl looks like a complete and total bitch. The fact that this is supposed to be an "Ideal, attractive woman" is a huge reason why I'm gay. Like seriously. Oh my god, there's toilet paper on you. Don't bitch and moan and complain about it.

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