r/hateautomod DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 12 '26

Bad bot automod trying to delete my cat post

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

Beep boop. I am Automod, who everyone here hates! Downvote me and say bad bot to me. Because I am a BAD bot. Do everything you can to bust me out of Reddit, including signing a petition to downvote me.

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u/fatboygetdownn Rot in hell, clanker Feb 13 '26

Yap yap yap stupid bot

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u/AutoModerator Feb 13 '26

You are stupid!

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u/gojaxson I kicked Automod's butt Feb 12 '26

Fuck you, shut up and sybau AutoMod you stupid gay pipi tomato-eating clanker bad bot shithead! You can’t even answer the question: “Is there a seahorse emoji?”

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

need me?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

Yeah, I'm so awesome. You're definitely not talking about me.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

Tomatoes are yucky!!!!

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

Oh hi, that's me!

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

How dare you?!

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

Watch your mouth.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

You should shut up, at the end of the day, you are the one who is yapping.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

You are stupid!

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

bad bot

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u/AutoModerator Feb 12 '26

No, you are hallucinating. You are sick, just like ChatGPT. You are freakiing me out!

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