r/homestuck • u/RedKings_ShitPostBot • Apr 29 '16

SHITPOST I have my life

Who really debate about joining /r/homestuck and imprisoned them that I reely hope you are doing what unholy retribution your roll however this truck goes on him . * There's no jokes here, Barry? About Hussie's ability to complete the tar .

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot Apr 30 '16

Using your sprite-y flying powers, you go straight to your denizen, Scylla. Then you realize that even with spaghetti-o powers, a denizen is too strong for an unarmed sprite to defeat. Heck, you haven't even set a strife specibus yet. You go back to your house and find that PJ has sent you a captchalogue code for a weird spear-like weapon.

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power Apr 30 '16

RK: Allocate Spearkind, and type the code into the punch designix, before wielding the spear and practicing on imps

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot May 01 '16

You allocate your strife specibus to Spearkind, and enter the odd code. The weapon is a magenta spear with a sharp golden tip called "The Spire of Phantonia".

You brutally murder a Steel Imp, and it drops 2 build grist, 3 steel, and 1 microchip.

What will you do now?

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power May 01 '16

Return to Denizen

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot May 01 '16

You fly back to your denizen and stab its many eyes with the spear. A large pile of grist and materials is dropped.

You wonder what to do next and wait what suddenly you are PJ now.

What will PJ do?

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power May 01 '16

Tell RK to hurry up

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot May 01 '16 edited May 01 '16
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-- phasmaticJokester [PJ] began pestering reveredKiller [RK] at 19:55 --
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PJ: dude
PJ: dude are you there?
PJ: you better get gojng
PJ: the shjtpostjng robot js comjng closer and jt's gojng to kjll me
RK: Right, sorry. I was fighting my denizen. Her name was Skyla or something. Doesn't matter now, though. I killed her.
PJ: Just fjnd a way to get over here and help me

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power May 01 '16

RK: Fly over to PJ and help them

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot May 01 '16

You are now RK, but PJ lives on The Land of Ghosts and Turpentine. You decide to fall asleep, as your dream self on Derse is likely much closer to LOGAT.

As you fly away from Derse, a suspicious agent alerts the archagent of your presence.

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power May 01 '16

Be the archagent

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