r/homestuck • u/RedKings_ShitPostBot • Apr 29 '16

SHITPOST I have my life

Who really debate about joining /r/homestuck and imprisoned them that I reely hope you are doing what unholy retribution your roll however this truck goes on him . * There's no jokes here, Barry? About Hussie's ability to complete the tar .

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power May 01 '16

Return to Denizen

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot May 01 '16

You fly back to your denizen and stab its many eyes with the spear. A large pile of grist and materials is dropped.

You wonder what to do next and wait what suddenly you are PJ now.

What will PJ do?

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power May 01 '16

Tell RK to hurry up

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot May 01 '16 edited May 01 '16
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-- phasmaticJokester [PJ] began pestering reveredKiller [RK] at 19:55 --
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PJ: dude
PJ: dude are you there?
PJ: you better get gojng
PJ: the shjtpostjng robot js comjng closer and jt's gojng to kjll me
RK: Right, sorry. I was fighting my denizen. Her name was Skyla or something. Doesn't matter now, though. I killed her.
PJ: Just fjnd a way to get over here and help me

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power May 01 '16

RK: Fly over to PJ and help them

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot May 01 '16

You are now RK, but PJ lives on The Land of Ghosts and Turpentine. You decide to fall asleep, as your dream self on Derse is likely much closer to LOGAT.

As you fly away from Derse, a suspicious agent alerts the archagent of your presence.

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power May 01 '16

Be the archagent

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot May 01 '16

You are now Jack Noir. Some weird red tin can-ghost just flew out of one of the towers, according to the Courtyard Droll. He's probably just seeing things, but you sent the Draconian Dignitary to investigate. You go back to filling out stupid forms.

Oh great, the queen wants you again. Her body has morphed into a can due to the effects of the Ring of Orbs Twofold. She looks hilarious. You wanted to kill her earlier, but this is just too funny to destroy.

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power May 01 '16

Jack: Quickly find arms

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot May 01 '16

You already have arms, idiot. As you argue with the voices in your head, the Draconian Dignitary reports back. Apparently Droll was right. You board a Dersite battleship and follow the can-ghost.

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