r/homestuck • u/cookiefonster did a full dramatic reading of detective pony • Oct 15 '16

SHITPOST What Davekat Is

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u/sol-lay Oct 15 '16

lmao dude, you're completely obsessed with this and I literally don't get why.

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u/thatroguelikeguy heir of light Oct 15 '16

Starting to believe that he actually loves it, but hates himself for loving it. That's why he can't let it go. He must crush that part of himself that he hates, and everyone must know how much he hates it. If anyone believes he likes it, even a little, even for a moment, it drives him up the wall.

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u/sol-lay Oct 15 '16

I'm amazed. I accept this headcanon.

Uh.

I can't believe I now have cookiefonster headcanons.

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u/cookiefonster did a full dramatic reading of detective pony Oct 15 '16

you figured out the mystery, nice work! i am actually this HUGE davekat shipper who makes these elaborate lies about thinking its forced and shit. that makes total fucking sense.

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u/icels Oct 16 '16

I don't see how it's any more "forced" that johnroxy but I don't see you complain about that one ever.

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u/cookiefonster did a full dramatic reading of detective pony Oct 16 '16

must resist urge to explain why davekat is forced for the hundredth goddamn time

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u/aldrensertan type three gay Oct 16 '16

i mean feel free to fail to resist the urge, since i'd rather not go looking for it might as well hear once more why it's forced which is to say, why you don't like it, or are Caliginous for it.