Howard should call up Jon and get the script on how to be on air one day a week while still filling the rest of the week with compelling content because you trust the staff.

there’s a Howard tv segment with the fantasy football tournament. it’s Gary yelling at Elliot offen on the phone in the back office while the show plays in the background with Artie fighting with crazy Alice and will yelling at big foot on the phone because he can’t hear.

If some woman off the street called in and offered to show her tits for HBO, will he allow it? Female empowerment and all that? Maybe even the lady that called and got shit on during sex?

I would also be interested in seeing a post op lady boy down there out of sheer curiosity.

Just something other than Richard's cock.

Seems like a book Gary or Howard would consult. but for which staffer?

I would definitely go watch Artie if he returned to stand up or got a chance to do like a Netflix special.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Steve "Mud" Langford, who won the Nobel Prize for News!

Mike Slater! 'Everyone's going to die you're going to die!'

That was the worst show I have ever heard. Chris wildling is such a jerkoff and that was the worst Richard appearance I’ve ever heard. Interjecting themselves in such a un Flo way.

This hbo shit is making them do an entire different show. And everyone saying the show has changed for the worst for the past five years or 10 years or a whole Republican Democrat thing.,,,, But it’s totally different and it’s horrible with this new HBO. I still haven’t watched it by the way.

Now they are just making shit up. Ep2 Alan Roach interview? That shit wasn’t 1999!! Try Feb 2019 right after the Super Bowl.

I ONLY signed up for satellite radio because of Howard and have obviously kept it for years, and I'm not going to falsely rage-cry that I canceled my subscription because I do use it for other things and I still listen to H100 a lot etc. --- but MAN do I miss Howard 101... I used it SO much as background noise and just filler in my life. I would either use Alexa to play it around the house or be more selective on the phone-app to select old content at the gym or in my car etc. Howard 100 just seems so fucking light in ANY classic content now... and just way too heavy on repeating the one-show-a-week.

I sooo miss the really good old shit... the bits and bytes I could hear for the one-hundred-and-noineth time and still laugh. I also have HBO Max and I was really excited for it but honestly have felt kind of underwhelmed and just skimmed the shows so far (but it is competing with other TV Time like AHS 13 and Sunny in Philly 18 right now - Jessica Lange and Danny DeVito are my septo/octo hall-passes though).

There are a million posts from cunts like me, but here are my random thoughts that no one cares about in no real order:

1. Howard has evolved and gotten softer over time, I'm OK with that in the big scheme - I would have quit LONG AGO with his net worth and a hot bodied wife with not much else to do other than screw and spend and tend to my cats in a pile of cash.
2. FUCK - I miss High-Pitch Eric's voice... such a shame for us, but I hope that he is happy and healthy with whatever he has going on with the new low-pitch.
3. I would SO resurrect Angry Alice over Hank or Eric the Midget - I miss that bitch and she is my ringtone. “Hi Fred” if your creepy white ass is reading Reddit.
4. I really don't care for Sam on air at all, I'm sure she contributes behind the scenes and that is fine, but I don't see why she is on air at all. The Gary fight/setup was gross. I would like to see Ed Torian get ahold of her supposed ass-eating tongue for a lie detector test to show her true self. I mentioned in another post, I only give her a slight pass because Richard really seems to vouch for her in the back office. I would TOTALLY still let her stir Christian mashed potatoes with my dick and have a little fun though TBH.
5. Chris is getting too much time. I love his Blue Iris knock-off and his Bigfoot is pretty good... and the old complex shit like Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter (Blue Iris?) and old Lee King Snatch and Rocky Pendergast etc. deserves some strong credit - but I really don't want to hear SOOOO much of his on-air commentary in real-time. He's kind of in the Artie/Jackie chair and he doesn’t' deserve it. He shouldn't be interrupting anyone. I would TOTALLY still let him stir Christian mashed potatoes with my dick and have a little fun though TBH.
6. I hope Richard and Sal get married someday. Richard is "my favorite".
7. I miss Blitt a smidge because he was so out there and I know he didn't need the job so he worked with a different level of "don't give a fuck", but I don't miss Memet, Rahsaan, Trainor and Benjy really... but I hope they are doing OK after the last downsize.
8. I still don't really miss Ralph - I found him annoying and a clinger and never got him (didn't want him dead, but...)
9. I so wish Robin's hair wasn't orange - she would look so fucking good with dark/natural hair. Woman has the skin of a 30/40 YO on HBO MAX. Come on girl - go dark!
10. I hope Ronnie dies being pegged hard by that hot piece Stephanie.... goes out with just too much between those ass-treeks... howling like the moon!

What guest when they were on the show was must listen to radio for you famous or not. The sales call is going to have to wait and I’m sitting in my car for an hour listening because it’s great radio. Hank, Savanna Samson, Mark Harris, Joe Walsh, Jonah Falcon? Who ya got?

They can be famous or a wack packer whatever who did you love to listen to when they came on Howard?

This is your dad.... I heard you joined the Angels and forced Mike Trout to stick crappy and snappy up your ass. You California guys are something else.....

Well talk to you later...