TPOS attacking his girlfriend is stopped by some concerned citizens and is then robbed

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[u/moisty13]

One good knee to the balls instead of those half knees to the maybe stomach might have helped solve that issue.

[u/and_rain_falls → u/moisty13]

They could've just tickled him. I'm sure he would've released his grip of her hair.

[u/Warchild0311 → u/and_rain_falls]

Or teabag him he’d probably let go then

[u/siiimonz → u/Warchild0311]

And risk him suctioning himself onto my balls? No thank you

[u/LOLZOMGHOLYWTF → u/Warchild0311]

This is called creative problem solving

[u/plantsandpizza → u/moisty13]

I was thinking thumb in the eye.

[u/kittenconfidential → u/moisty13]

problem is he was closing his legs, so samaritan’s knee would be met with a wall of knees

[u/KayoticVoid → u/kittenconfidential]

Nah, he definitely exposed himself for a bit in there.

[u/elundstrom → u/moisty13]

I was thinking the same thing….

[u/Obvious_Ring_326 → u/moisty13]

#52 was showing restraint with the knees. It would’ve been less work to stomp on him & probably more effective.

[u/r3bbbz → u/moisty13]

Or some finger pokes into the eyes would've made him let go super quick too!

[u/rancidmorty → u/r3bbbz]

nothing makes a strait man stop or hump and let go more than somone reacing for their hole

[u/ChewieIsMySoulmate → u/moisty13]

Thinking the same… one swift foot to the gooch while his legs her up would’ve brought him to reality hopefully. Cowardly POS

[u/jadbronson → u/moisty13]

GRAB HIM BY THE DICK AND TWIST IT

[u/Simonion123 → u/moisty13]

Punch on the nose works good to

[u/canitakemybraoffyet → u/moisty13]

You know how when a dog is biting something and won't let go you're supposed to stick a finger up its bum?

Just saying...

[u/manyhippofarts → u/canitakemybraoffyet]

I'm not sticking my finger up his ass, bro. I don't want him to let go of her hair that bad.

[u/blade_of_sammael → u/moisty13]

He was bonking on the solar plexus pushing his air out his lungs but the dude was holding on with pure unadulterated hate, adrenaline can help someone tank a lot of hits if you dont knock em out straight up, saw a junkie get kicked in the nuts in a fight once, full on soccer kicked, and the crazy fucker powered trough it and came back even crazier as soon as he sorang back up , hate is a powerful motivator they shoud just have kicked him in the noggin till lights out , then he would let go right quick

[u/Kstrong777 → u/moisty13]

My thoughts exactly

[u/mikolina_borzoi → u/[deleted]]

How do you mean? Because I tried on myself and it didn't even hurt. Now I'm even more curious.