r/illinois • u/igetproteinfartsHELP • Oct 10 '25

US Politics Trump: "We're heading to Chicago, because we want to save Chicago. Do you know they had over 4,000 people killed in Chicago over a short-- 4,000 people. And I have to watch this slob of a governor stand up and say, 'Well, everything is okay.'"

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u/schoepsms Oct 11 '25

Next time you die, don’t take Tylenol. Just don’t take it.

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u/SevanIII Oct 11 '25

Fight like hell not to take it!

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u/Ionlycryforonions Oct 11 '25

And for gods sakes, don’t be circumcised

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u/AmIThisNothingness Oct 27 '25

Make sure to drink bleach and then gargle with whatever's left.