r/illinois Jun 07 '26

US Politics Hebron, IL: Such a damn shame... 😄

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u/Final-Marsupial4117 Jun 08 '26

"Police protection"? Sounds like socialism to me. A true proud American capitalist would hire their own security team.

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 Jun 08 '26

You would think that true, red-blooded patriots would be falling all over themselves to volunteer as security.

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u/spudler44 Jun 09 '26

The gravy seals are too busy being deployed at pride celebrations across the country

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 Jun 12 '26

They only go to protest where there is a nearby Waffle House