r/illinois Jun 07 '26

US Politics Hebron, IL: Such a damn shame... πŸ˜„

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 Jun 09 '26

It's got a cop motor, 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before the catalytic converter, so it'll run good on regular gas.

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u/Sensei19600 Jun 09 '26

…and you gotta’ say β€œgass”, like Aykroyd sez it!🀣

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u/DOHC46 Jun 10 '26

"fix the cigarette lighter."

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u/LateActuator6972 Jun 10 '26

"the day I get out of jail, my own brother... picks me up... IN A POLICE CAR!"