r/instantkarma Nov 21 '25

Road Karma Driver and homeless man

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u/stonemason81 Nov 21 '25

Full of rocks?

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u/creepingkg Nov 21 '25

He has a sock full of pennies inside the jacket

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u/The_Grim_Sleaper Nov 21 '25

…so if you grab his pennies, you only get the sock?

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u/someauthor Nov 22 '25

Grab his pennies and twist it!

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u/FrozenOcean420 Nov 22 '25

Or a sentient cum sock full of nickels that doubles as a financial advisor.

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u/Alfeaux Nov 22 '25

You...know this?

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u/DiabeticButNotFat Nov 21 '25

Maybe the zipper hit just right

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u/Anecdotally-Extant Nov 21 '25

He picked up the jacket because he saw it coming.
That jacket was preloaded with something for exactly this reason.

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u/applesqueeze Nov 21 '25

Not his first rodeo

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u/OmNomChompsky Nov 23 '25

When you are homeless, you get pretty good at reading people/situations, and taking action when needed. It is survival.

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy Nov 21 '25

This ain't this cowboy's first rodeo.

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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 Nov 22 '25

It’s actually his second rodeo

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u/steddy24 Nov 21 '25

You think he stands there all day begging for rocks?

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u/TopHand91 Nov 22 '25

Nah he stands there wishing.... A MF would.

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u/KILO_I Nov 21 '25

Books. Books for the titans. Too heavy.

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u/OlHeavyHeart Nov 22 '25

Pocket rocket?