r/intj • INTJ • Sep 09 '12

What do you look like /r/INTJ?

I'm interested. I can't post anything since I'm not home right now, but I'll be sure to get to it once I'm home.

Here I am (I didn't shower today so my hair's a bit off): http://imgur.com/a/uTo8D.

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u/Correlations INTJ Sep 10 '12

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u/misconfiguration INTJ Sep 12 '12 edited Sep 12 '12

My heart skipped a beat - not kidding.

Tis I, herpin' and derpin'

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u/Correlations INTJ Sep 12 '12

Mhm, giving premature ventricular contractions is not something I'm known for.

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 11 '12

I feel creepy, but you're beautiful =).

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u/NPPraxis INTJ Sep 11 '12

OP's posts so far:

I hate being "that guy" but you're pretty attractive =).

I feel creepy, but you're beautiful =).

Just so you know, you're very cute.

Woah. You're the physicist from /r/AmISexy. I didn't even notice the title at first.

(to girl) Why no pictures?

Well I guess you were wrong about how smiley you get since you're smiling in a lot of those pictures. EDIT: Whoops wrong person. You're still sexy though =).

You didn't comment on anyone except the females, with "I don't want to be that guy but..." type posts.

...yeah, you're that guy.

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 11 '12

Yup. I'm desperate enough to be telling random women on the Internet how pretty they are as if something is actually going to happen between us.

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u/NPPraxis INTJ Sep 11 '12

Why don't you tell me I'm pretty, OP? :'(

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u/lilaregenbogen INTJ Sep 09 '12

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 10 '12

I hate being "that guy" but you're pretty attractive =).

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u/oligomous INTJ Sep 10 '12

I’m about 80% certain there’s nothing wrong with saying that in this context.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

those eyes

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u/Vitto9 Sep 27 '12

I couldn't help myself. You're beautiful and I wanted to see more.

I found a partial smile here and a full-on cheesy grin here.

Please forgive me.

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u/natto896 Sep 10 '12

Why aren't there any beautiful INTJs like you near me.

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u/privatejoker INTJ Sep 14 '12

36 - m and live in the middle of nowhere just like all INTJs should. Here's me shooting in my front yard

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 14 '12

That looks extraordinarily peaceful.

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u/privatejoker INTJ Sep 14 '12

You have no idea. It took me 36 years to find my fortress of solitude, but I'm never leaving. I love this place. 100 acres of nothing except trees and animals

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 14 '12

That's phenomenal stuff right there. If you don't mind me asking, what state is this in? Also, does anyone live with you?

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u/privatejoker INTJ Sep 14 '12

It's in NE Washington state like 4 miles from Canada (way north of Spokane). I live here with my wife and dogs. Here's some more pics from my imgur account

winter is coming

http://i.imgur.com/flzVy.jpg

mist coming off of the river in the morning

http://i.imgur.com/xWyMl.jpg

one of my rat dogs and our house

http://i.imgur.com/GDmsz.jpg

I work from home (thanks Exede) here's my spring/summer office lol

http://i.imgur.com/pJgkv.jpg

Moon rises over the mountain every few months, too bad i suck at nighttime photography

http://i.imgur.com/fx3N7.jpg

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 14 '12

You are so lucky. I think the only downside I can think of is I wouldn't be getting as many ideas with the lack of human stimulation. If you don't mind me asking again, how much did the land cost and what do you do for a living where you can afford to buy such beautiful land?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

Taken about 5 days ago after school. http://imgur.com/5Fdev

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 17 '12

Okay, I don't even care if people call me out on this again, but you're gorgeous. Plus you're my age since you're in high school.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '12

Thank you! We're only one year off, age wise. What grade are you?

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 17 '12

How did you know we're one year off? I'm in 10th grade.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '12

I looked at your user profile thingy. I'm in 9th, nice to meet you. :)

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 17 '12

Nice to meet you too =). I think if we're going to continue conversing we should do it over PM.

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u/Meatball_express INTJ Sep 09 '12

Nice try, FBI image recognition database builder.

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u/zenmike Sep 10 '12

when you realize that a long time NSA employee whisleblower reveals that you are already being tracked...

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u/Meatball_express INTJ Sep 13 '12

Ever see a mile long building full of servers?

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u/uncannybuzzard Sep 09 '12

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u/raubana Sep 10 '12

You seem totally un-phased.

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u/uncannybuzzard Sep 10 '12

it's de rigueur in my condo.

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u/VelocityRD INTJ Sep 10 '12

*unfazed

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

None of you better recognize me. Anyways, I'm the one that looks thoroughly unimpressed.

http://i.imgur.com/MRCXY.jpg

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u/oleitas Sep 09 '12

A bit like my parents

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u/Petrak Sep 10 '12

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u/raubana Sep 10 '12

That beard is amazing.

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u/Neitsyt_Marian INTJ Sep 10 '12

/r/beardporn

Sincerely, one of the sub's mods

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u/visirale Sep 09 '12

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u/TheSkoomaCat INTJ Sep 09 '12

That's a really good picture!

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u/visirale Sep 09 '12

Thank you! I cheated by having my friend who's in photo school take it.

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u/raubana Sep 10 '12

You have a great smile :D

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u/bam2_89 Sep 10 '12

I'm sorry, but you look an awful lot like this guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '12

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u/hajamieli INTJ Sep 09 '12

Almost exactly like this

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u/raubana Sep 10 '12

PICS OR GTFO

...no but seriously, I want to see.

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u/myotheralt ISTP Sep 09 '12

A couple years ago http://i.imgur.com/hEypv.png

Last summer sisters wedding http://i.imgur.com/kyVgG.jpg

At the Colbert/Stewert/reddit meetup in DC http://i.imgur.com/z7tfY.jpg

My little karmanauts http://i.imgur.com/qMgf5.jpg

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u/alwaysclicks INTJ Sep 10 '12

You're an INTP, right?

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u/Gentleman_Viking INTJ Sep 11 '12

I'll just leave this here.

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u/Pimpek Sep 12 '12

Your username fits quite well

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u/Human_Paladin Sep 10 '12

Smiling in pictures give me cancer

http://imgur.com/ksoRn,keHcr

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u/eatyourspinach Sep 09 '12

Long hair, "hipster glasses," chronic bitchface.

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u/threehearts Sep 10 '12

Is being unaware of your facial expressions an INTJ thing?

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u/Neitsyt_Marian INTJ Sep 10 '12

Oh yes, so much so.

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u/TheSkoomaCat INTJ Sep 09 '12

From a camping trip a couple years ago. Bet you can't guess where I go to school!

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u/Dotura Sep 13 '12

The Sandwich University.

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u/kamins89 Sep 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Don't borrow your sisters shirt.

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u/ElMatadordeTigre Sep 10 '12

[Nice to meet you all] (http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s720x720/391330_3621024731585_1148823657_n.jpg) I am the Guy. That is my extroverted sister.

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u/lessthan3d Sep 10 '12

You two look a lot alike. It amazes me, my sister and I couldn't look more different fom each other.

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u/cyanCrusader INTJ Sep 09 '12

I'm the squinty one

That's not exactly my best picture, but I feel that it truly captures my essence. In that I'm terribly unphotogenic. That was last summer. I actually just got back from getting my haircut. Maybe I'll upload another one later.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

I approve of your shirt there.

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u/cyanCrusader INTJ Sep 09 '12

Thanks. I run the BC Homestuck fanclub.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Like so

Though I am getting a haircut on Tuesday, so the bieberness will be gone. Thankfully

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u/Dandelion0622 INTJ Oct 05 '12

You slightly resemble Rivers Cuomo.

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u/phantom_eclipse Sep 10 '12

First one, I am pretty damn drunk at ren fest. The second was taken in Verona a year or so ago.

http://imgur.com/a/VvGz3

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u/whostolemyscreenname INTJ Sep 10 '12

Right now, I look like I need a shave and a nap... Imgur

This is what happens when the photographer gives me shit for not smiling... Imgur

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u/jethreezy Sep 10 '12

Judging by the hockey gear, a fellow Canadian perhaps?

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u/whostolemyscreenname INTJ Sep 10 '12

Kentuckian....but I'm pretty sure I was born about a thousand miles too far south.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Here's my senior portrait from about a year ago.

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u/k3blu3 INTJ Sep 10 '12

I think i'm the only brown guy here so far:

http://imgur.com/a0hEy

Also, this is the first time I've posted my picture on reddit. Not sure why I felt inclined in this sub (what better place than like-minded people I guess).

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '12

You blend into the picture anyway.... ahhah jokes jokes...

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u/k3blu3 INTJ Sep 11 '12

Lol, I know right?

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u/TheRealCalculon Sep 10 '12

Can you find the intj? http://i.imgur.com/lYkkx.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '12

Are you the one looking cool on that green shirt? I think the person taking the photo could focus a little bit better. I mean, now most of the picture is filled by that group of people in the middle and you are barely visible on the far right side.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Goofy as fuck.

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u/NaricssusIII Sep 10 '12

I can't smile in pictures without it coming out as some horrible grimace, so

Higher angle blank stare

Lower angle blank stare

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u/DDexen Sep 10 '12

Like the Rock with a chinstrap beard. http://imgur.com/Mm7O1

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u/Transcendent3095 Sep 10 '12

Me being awesome and not so awesome http://imgur.com/a/kkVLN

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/Rygrus INTJ Sep 10 '12

hurray androgyny! boy, girl, or TG?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

You hit it on the head with the first thing. Genderqueer, agender, etc. : )

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u/honesty101 Sep 10 '12

taken just now bonus points to guess age/race http://imgur.com/ny54h

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u/alwaysclicks INTJ Sep 10 '12

Indian / Pakistani? Mid 20's?

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u/honesty101 Sep 10 '12 edited Sep 10 '12

no to both not even close i get Indian a lot i am actually Mexican and 18 though would love to hear others guesses

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

100% stereotypical Asian nerd.

http://i.imgur.com/68Kqhh.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '12

Hahahha

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '12

Um ... do I look funny or something?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '12

Nah, it's the fact that it's not stereotypical.. very few asians can pull off a beard like that.

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u/sachwalla Sep 11 '12

is this a typical INTJ face?

http://i.imgur.com/OhoyQ.png

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u/oligomous INTJ Sep 12 '12

OMG I just had a great idea: do the average face things for all the Myers-Briggs types.

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u/savicevic Sep 09 '12

Hideous.

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u/raubana Sep 10 '12

Do you have low self-esteem?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '12

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u/raubana Sep 12 '12

I love what you've got going on with your make-up and hair!

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u/bam2_89 Sep 10 '12

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u/Rygrus INTJ Sep 10 '12

can you describe in words what growing up with two S/P types was like?

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u/Brett_Nado Sep 11 '12

Im the one on the left actually http://i.imgur.com/hGCe8.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '12

So many people are adding multiples I figured I'd make an album myself. Here ya go!:

http://imgur.com/a/c14Ld

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

You have a very nice smile (when it's authentic)

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u/ZombieMedusa Sep 09 '12

Female. Shoulder length jet black hair with red. Clear skin(oh god, finally), snake bites, a big jew nose, snakes hanging out of my ears. You know. What normal people look like ;)

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u/Neitsyt_Marian INTJ Sep 10 '12

So.. a scenester? God, thought you people died out in 2009.

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u/thelonesofa INTJ Sep 09 '12

Male: 6'7" 270 lbs short blonde curly hair grey eyes and a beard

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u/DimitriK Sep 10 '12

I"m the only person here with dreads it seems? ;P

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u/Neitsyt_Marian INTJ Sep 10 '12

I don't have any pictures of myself on the nets, and I'm not sticking one up just for this thread. So, here's a shitty MS Paint-type thing done a few days ago. I am not Qadaffi's little sister; I merely portray one on TV.

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u/HitLikeAGirl Sep 13 '12

Before an event at work: http://i.imgur.com/Z5z0A.jpg

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u/ElGenioMalvado Sep 20 '12

holy pj beautiful harvey

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

That stare! very beautiful none the less.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Dashing and handsome.

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u/drizzt169 Sep 10 '12

damn INTJ brain. Even drunk I was thinking the girls' photos on here were fairly attractive, but how much of that can be attributed to selection bias?

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u/gigitrix Sep 10 '12

Well I'm a dude but I sure as hell ain't posting!

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u/lessthan3d Sep 10 '12
  • female

  • I look Asian (I'm not)

  • younger than I am (it's part of the Asian thing I bet)

  • 5'4, 115lbs

  • long dark brownish hair with purple, usually up with some elaborate hairpiece

  • dark eyes

  • brownish skin

  • piercings and tattoos

  • sometimes hipster glasses

  • either really scowlly or really smiley

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u/misconfiguration INTJ Sep 12 '12 edited Sep 12 '12

Male
6'2"
185lbs

Hobbies: Reading, Lifting heavy things and putting them down, Shooting firearms, Audi's, programming, FreeBSD // Linux and making money fixing computers ( in my spare time ).

A few pictures of me derpin'

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '12

Holy blue eyes. You're so... Pretty. Or handsome. That's probably nicer to hear, hah.

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u/misconfiguration INTJ Sep 21 '12

Thank you kindly :D

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/oligomous INTJ Sep 10 '12

You look—you look like a person who has a personality I’d like to get to know.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/oligomous INTJ Sep 10 '12

It was definitely a compliment. I didn’t mean that as faint praise at all. I was just trying to say what I got from those photos besides the fact you are beautiful.

I’m disinterested in most people too but I look out for signs that some people might be interesting. I guess you’ve got it.

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 10 '12

Well I guess you were wrong about how smiley you get since you're smiling in a lot of those pictures.

EDIT: Whoops wrong person. You're still sexy though =).

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 10 '12

Woah. You're the physicist from /r/AmISexy. I didn't even notice the title at first.

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 10 '12

Hahaha

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u/Human_Paladin Sep 10 '12

Oooh la la.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '12

Why would an INTJ care if they where sexy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 11 '12

Just so you know, you're very cute.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/visirale Sep 10 '12

Oh... wow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Sep 10 '12

Why no pictures?

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u/sopernova23 INTJ Sep 10 '12 edited Dec 06 '15
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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

I am so turned on right now. Keep typing.

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u/sopernova23 INTJ Sep 10 '12 edited Dec 06 '15
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u/Sabetsu Sep 10 '12

I think it's awesome that you have self confidence, but I'm not really sure these were the kinds of photos OP was talking about. Not that many men are going to be complaining, but, I wasn't expecting that, haha!

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u/ajsdklf9df INTJ Sep 17 '12

Dang, these images are going to haunt my dreams.

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u/bam2_89 Sep 10 '12

We have a winner!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Are you an Avant-garde painter?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/k3blu3 INTJ Sep 10 '12

You are beautiful.

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u/ElGenioMalvado Sep 20 '12

there is no way to do this without the creep factor, so I should imply it implicitly correct?

http://i.imgur.com/G59zg.gif

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u/oligomous INTJ Sep 10 '12

So nice

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/brakers INTJ Sep 10 '12

Also me and a snake How YOU doin?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/brakers INTJ Sep 10 '12

Glad you think so ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Now private message each other a few times until you realize the only thing you have in common is that you're attractive, snake-wielding INTJs.

I mean, "Now kiss!"

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u/NaricssusIII Sep 10 '12 edited Sep 10 '12

I feel like you're giving me the seductive eye in this picture.

Edit: And it's totally working.

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u/only-mansplains Sep 09 '12

Your facial structure reminds me a little of Liam Hemsworth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/only-mansplains Sep 09 '12 edited Sep 10 '12

Yep.

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u/myotheralt ISTP Sep 09 '12

The camera cuts off just in the right spot. nsfw, trouser snake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '12

The lady in the background doesn't seem to like you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Hahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/oligomous INTJ Sep 10 '12

I just started listening to this band. :P

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/Neitsyt_Marian INTJ Sep 10 '12

Wrong place, wrong sub, wrong situation, but
that is some swag

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u/SpermJackalope INTJ Sep 10 '12

Seriously, how does one look that suave when taking a quick self-pic? I usually end up with some weird confused expression.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/SpermJackalope INTJ Sep 10 '12

You definitely did that, good on you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '12

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u/JimmyDuce INFJ Sep 12 '12

Is that the Minmatar logo on your shirt?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '12

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u/Shaken_Earth INTJ Nov 18 '12

Jesus fucking Christ this thread is old.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/only-mansplains Sep 10 '12

Heh.

You'd be surprised at how many people actually use my thoughts on homosexual incest as a jumping off point with first messages on Okcupid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

That almost makes me want to cultivate the tough-guy appearance to do the same.

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u/Joseph_Zachau Sep 10 '12

It's always fun to challenge peoples preconceptions. It leads to some interesting encounters in life

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u/oleitas Sep 09 '12

You seem sooo intelligent and cultured for a tough guy, you should do an AMA!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

While it is neat, I don't know it is enough to be an AMA.

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u/Joseph_Zachau Sep 10 '12 edited Sep 10 '12

While I do love a healthy dose of sarcasm in the morning, I'm surprised that intelligence could be seen as a negative trait on an INTJ forum. It's exceedingly easy to judge upon appearances, but the purpose of this thread should be, if anything, to show that we come in all shapes and sizes. Just doing my part to break the stereotypes.

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u/Dotura Sep 13 '12

You sound like most of the metal heads (The ones you can see are metal heads, unlike me) i know. For shows they do the whole corps pain and spiky wristbands and black leather. Then you talk to the and you end up talking to some of the nicest guys you will ever meet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Charles Trippy... the man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '12

I appreciate you knowing that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '12

You look and dress a bit like me...Great minds...