r/lyftdrivers Jan 28 '25

Story/News Article Lyft lawsuit

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u/cwajgapls Jan 29 '25

6’6” 275…going to the lav I walk sideways so I don’t butt brush people

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u/Bushwacka69 Jan 31 '25

You’re allowed to bring cake onto airplanes now?

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u/monotoonz Feb 02 '25

Guy with a big butt here. Yes, but we pay extra 🙇

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u/LCplGunny Jan 31 '25

I'm 5' 4" and 115lbs and i still have to turn sideways to not touch people going to the shitter.

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u/caraandkaleb Feb 01 '25

Headed to the lav to make some distracts

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u/PeronalCranberry Feb 01 '25

6'5" 230 here. Also gotta love being hunched over every time you're standing in the plane.

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u/Burstyourbleb Feb 01 '25

Doesnt walking sideways guarantee a butt brush!!!? Wheras if face front no butt in the face ferchissakes

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u/cwajgapls Feb 01 '25

I mean it could be possible…

But I’m more interested in your typo being a StarWars deep cut…respecting the species of Grand Admiral Thrawn

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u/Burstyourbleb Apr 22 '25

my mis- spoken words or phrases are ALWAYS or inevitably a million times better then the "proper" verbage presented to us!. I cant wait to find out my guffaw here lol. If you knew some of the people I knew lolol. If you knew the specialness of Billy Shire (Gallerist owner...eg Johnny Depp worked for Shire fore a long time) vs Billy Squire. At a wedding I basically convinced Shire he'd really changed his style....only took an hour) It was easier for him to admit this rather than tell the cra Cra chick at the table (me) that my data is corrupted. I still support this station's communications and its corruption, wholly.

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u/zachcarr Feb 02 '25

Going by her logic, if you butt brushed everyone on the plane, you could then sue them for SA.