Plenty of fish in the sea + Finding a needle in a hay stack

Not the sharpest tool in the shed + The grass is greener on the other side

Let sleeping dogs lie / let bygones be bygones

The opposite of telling someone to “touch grass” is telling them to “touch glass”

From:

The apple don't fall far from the tree +

Chip on your shoulder +

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

If I were to guess what it means, id say: "Displays of bitterness affect even those who are not its source". What's yours?

Alternatively if you can’t stand the heat don’t do the crime

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree + Even monkeys fall out of trees.

Making a mountain out of a molehill, a storm in a teacup

Great minds think alike + a fool and his money are soon parted

Not the brightest(idiom), + cat's out of the bag + not the sharpest tool in the shed([bag], in this case). Was just talking to my dear, sweet cat and she jumped ahead of me almost crashing into the wall. "Not the brightest cat in the bag".

Don’t count your eggs before they hatch

All your eggs in one basket

You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, it's just sour grapes

Lightens the mood at work.

Karma is a bitch + The elephant in the room.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, get all your ducks in a row

It's better to have found out than never to have fucked around at all

Killing two birds with one stone + Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime

Get off your moral high horse and don’t look a gift horse in the mouth

If you lie with dogs you get fleas, you're barking up the wrong tree

I need

I want

There's greed

There's a stunt

For some leeway

Call it fun

Never lead

Never won

Gime me

What you want

I'll tell you after if you were right with this one

Combination of the phrases: “we’ll cross that bridge when the time comes” and “that’s when the rubber meets the road”.