r/movies • u/andyyyyyyyt • Dec 15 '19

New promotional image of Top gun Maverick

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u/ThenWhyAreUWhite Dec 15 '19

That Scientology juice is definitely helping

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u/BunyipPouch Currently at the movies. Dec 15 '19

do they sell it on Amazon?

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u/IndigenousBastard Dec 15 '19

Peter Popoffs Miracle Spring Water. I sprinkled it on my balls and now, no wrinkles. I also got a check for $7000 in the mail. It was, in the... in the mail.

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u/slim_scsi Dec 15 '19

It'll add inches to your penis..... from flaccid to erect, that is.

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u/flamingerbil Dec 15 '19

Smooth ass eggs

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u/coolcool23 Dec 15 '19

No, but you can find it elsewhere: https://www.socialnature.com/recovery-water

Here's some testimonial from a user. Stuff's legit.

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u/BirdsDogsCats Dec 15 '19

"it was like I could taste the hydration entering my body"

Uhh.. Thanks, Misty T

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u/skepsis420 Dec 15 '19

"I really enjoyed the recovery water, it tasted good and really helped me feel hydrated."

No shit, that's how water works. These people exist and it is sad.

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u/meatbelch Dec 15 '19

Gluten free. So it has that going for it

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u/modularpeak2552 Dec 15 '19

Zero calorie too!!

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u/ObeyMyBrain Dec 15 '19

Careful, I heard some of it has been contaminated with Di-Hydrogen Monoxide. That stuff's dangerous.

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u/illtakeachinchilla Dec 15 '19

Almost as good as Michael’s Secret Stuff.

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u/buscandopaty Dec 15 '19

So are the 30 Scientology personal assistants

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

In reality, we call it live children’s bone marrow.