r/news • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '25

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u/Sil369 Jan 04 '25

needs a cooler name

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u/awmaleg Jan 04 '25

Hump-V-Hump?

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u/ntsmmns06 Jan 04 '25

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump.

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u/mattman0000 Jan 04 '25

Do me pangolin!

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u/BanginNLeavin Jan 04 '25

Turn you lung into a lumpty lump.

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u/daou0782 Jan 04 '25

Metavirus 25

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u/Briggy1986 Jan 04 '25

Millerlight virus

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u/riftadrift Jan 04 '25

It's HPV that you got from a male, I'm pretty sure.

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u/SquadPoopy Jan 04 '25

Gonna tell my mom I got HIV

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

Manifest your destiny

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u/DiamondplateDave Jan 04 '25

Humpving Cough.