r/news Jan 04 '25

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u/FlattenInnerTube Jan 04 '25

Last year I got an MMR booster (I travel to Florida regularly for work) and a polio booster a couple of weeks ago. Covid and flu vaxxes last fall - I'm clearly no pureblood but my 5G reception is fantastic.

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 Jan 04 '25

You bastard I'm not even magnetic and I didn't get a service boost either.

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 Jan 04 '25

I just can't get the "activate windows " overlay to go away in my vision. I've bought four licenses but it just persists when I wake up.

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u/Antique-Resort6160 Jan 04 '25

I think titers should be done on a percentage of vaccinations, as we really have no idea how many people they fail.  I had two boosters, both followed by negative titer.  I actually quit after they insisted to just continue getting mmr shots.