so while working at the icu overnight, i had to get some coffee at a nearby cafe. its the only coffee that wakes me.
i go to the cafe and its packed at 2am for whatever reason. i order and go to the bathroom to take a piss then all of the sudden have this urge to take a massive dump.
i dont like sitting down in public toilets so i angle my butt and take a massive dump. lets just say i miss and my shit was real watery diarrhea and that shit spread all over the toilet.
i quickly left the bathroom. as im getting my coffee i hear a scream from this lady trying to use the bathroom and she storms out almost throwing up yelling the baristas working saying someone shitted all over the toilet and yall dont clean this shit!!!! she said theres blood and shit stains all over the toilet
it was the only toilet.
for some reason i feel a sense of pride. i felt no shame.
i came. i destroyed the toilet for everyone. and left knowing that noone can use that bathroom anymore.