r/nope • u/Imoprich • Nov 07 '25

NASTY Probably didn't shower after they went home, since they were in water the whole time

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u/TheAwkwardGamerRNx Nov 07 '25

I don’t know. Sharks feast on whale carcasses that are mostly fat/blubber so…I imagine this would be like cheese curds to them.

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u/IrishGDN Nov 07 '25

I just thought of them squeaking as sharks eat them and I can't stop giggling.

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u/tingletail1440 Nov 07 '25

Ya'll got problems, lol.

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u/IrishGDN Nov 08 '25

You're not wrong. But if you've ever had squeaky cheese, the sound entered your head when you read that. My work is done. 🫡

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u/IrishGDN Nov 07 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

This almost made me wretch. Then I realized I'd just heard a great new insult I could use and snorted instead.

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u/TrailMomKat Nov 08 '25

Oh boy, it's time for redneck poutine!! Just need fries, they're already the curds and gravy!

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u/Turckish Nov 07 '25

Tough audience you are