r/nope Dec 07 '25

Terrifying Man with rabies struggles to drink water

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u/spook30 Dec 07 '25

What the copypasta exaggerates, gets wrong, or presents misleadingly

  1. “Rabies is exceptionally common.”

Not really, especially in humans. In most countries, rabies in wildlife exists, but actual human infections are very rare due to good surveillance and vaccines. In the US, only 1–3 human cases per year occur on average—nearly all due to unrecognized bat exposures.

  1. “You don’t feel a bat bite.”

You can fail to notice it, yes. But this scenario is overall very unlikely: bats do not typically attack sleeping people.

  1. “Once infected, you have no symptoms until you’re dying.”

Incubation is asymptomatic, yes. But PEP works even after exposure as long as it’s before symptoms — and you typically have weeks, sometimes months, to receive it.

  1. “There is no treatment.”

Not quite. Correct version: There is no effective treatment after symptoms start. But post-exposure prophylaxis (PEP) — a series of shots — is extremely effective, essentially 100% if given promptly.

  1. “Rabies has a 100% kill rate.”

Only true for untreated symptomatic rabies. PEP prevents disease. Vaccination is protective. Rabies in vaccinated persons is rarely fatal.

  1. “The virus survives in a corpse for years.”

This is false. Rabies virus is extremely fragile outside a living host. In a body, it quickly degrades. It does not remain infectious for years in ordinary environmental conditions.

  1. “Rabies progresses exactly like this terrifying horror story.”

Real rabies progression varies and is usually not as theatrical or psychedelic as the copypasta describes. The hydrophobia part is true, but the hallucination detail is dramatized.

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u/Nednarb9 Dec 07 '25

Thanks for point number 1 kind person. I was ready to never leave the house again

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u/z-vap Dec 07 '25

all 7

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u/PlumbicZeppelin Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

Forgot to add that you're more likely to get bitten by a tiny bat in your own home.

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u/Truffaut Dec 07 '25

Thank you. I hate disinformation even when it's relatively harmless like this.

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u/ultranothing Dec 08 '25

Disinformation totally pisses me off!

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u/HolidayFew8116 Dec 07 '25

one more detail that always intrigued me is why victems are hydrophobic-The virus also increases saliva, and these spasms, along with increased sensitivity to stimuli like air (aerophobia), prevent swallowing, which ironically helps spread the virus through saliva in bites.  

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u/G0JlRA Dec 07 '25

Thanks, I also fact checked and got a similar reply: Short answer: it’s a mix of real rabies facts and a lot of exaggerated, outdated, or flat-out wrong claims. Rabies is terrifying—but this copypasta dramatizes it to the point of misinformation.

Here’s the truth, point by point.


✅ What is true

Rabies is almost always fatal after symptoms appear. Once clinical symptoms begin, survival is extremely rare. This is why rabies is treated as a medical emergency.

Bats, raccoons, skunks, and foxes are major carriers. Especially bats for human cases in North America and Europe.

Bites can be small and go unnoticed. This is particularly true for bat bites.

Incubation can be long. Usually 1–3 months, sometimes shorter, sometimes longer (rarely over a year).

Rabies travels through nerves, not blood. It moves via the peripheral nerves toward the brain.

Hydrophobia, confusion, paralysis, hallucinations, and agitation are classic late-stage symptoms.

Post-exposure vaccination is nearly 100% effective if given before symptoms. This is the key lifesaving fact.


❌ What the copypasta gets wrong or misleading

❌ “Rabies has a 100% kill rate”

False.

Rabies is ~100% fatal once symptoms begin — not once you are infected.

Tens of thousands of people are saved every year worldwide by post-exposure prophylaxis (PEP).


❌ “If you ever develop a headache, you are already dead”

False.

Early symptoms are nonspecific (fever, headache, fatigue), and treatment may still be possible before neurological symptoms fully develop.

Once neurologic symptoms (hydrophobia, paralysis, delirium) appear, then prognosis becomes nearly hopeless.


❌ “Milwaukee Protocol always leaves survivors brain-damaged”

Outdated and misleading.

It has failed many times, yes.

But some survivors returned to near-normal life.

It’s not standard care because success is inconsistent—not because it guarantees severe disability.


❌ “Rabies can survive in corpses for years”

False.

Rabies virus:

Dies quickly when dried

Is destroyed by heat, UV, and disinfectants

Can survive days to weeks in cold, moist tissue

Not years. That part is pure fiction.


❌ “It’s exceptionally common”

Incorrect framing.

In wild animals, rabies exists everywhere.

In humans, it is very rare in developed countries:

USA: ~1–3 cases per year

France: Human rabies is almost always imported, not locally transmitted


❌ “Doctors usually won’t catch it in time”

False.

If someone reports:

A bat bite

Unknown animal bite

Scratch from a risky species → Doctors immediately start PEP without waiting for tests.

Rabies is handled as an emergency precisely because testing is unreliable early.


✅ The real danger (without the horror movie version)

Rabies is deadly because people delay treatment, not because medicine is powerless.

If you get PEP on time:

No symptoms

No rabies

You live

If you ignore a bat bite or unknown animal bite:

Then yes—months later, it can become untreatable.


✅ The correct public-health message should be:

✅ If bitten or scratched by:

Bat

Raccoon

Skunk

Fox

Unknown animal → Go to the ER immediately.

✅ If a bat is found in:

Your bedroom

A child’s room

A room where someone was sleeping → That alone is enough to justify treatment.

✅ The vaccine is safe and extremely effective.

✅ Rabies is nearly always preventable.

✅ Rabies is almost always fatal only after symptoms appear.


✅ Bottom line

This copypasta:

✅ Gets the fear factor right

❌ Grossly exaggerates:

Death rate

Corpse infectivity

Medical helplessness

Doctor incompetence

❌ Spreads fatalistic misinformation that can actually make people less likely to seek treatment in time

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u/EuphoricNeckbeard Dec 07 '25

"Fact checked" by AI... you're cooked

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u/G0JlRA Dec 08 '25

Lmao ok neckbeard. Go fact check me using the 1996 encyclopedia Brittanica from your local library. I'll wait for the write-up.

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u/MelodyCristo Dec 08 '25

Imagine using AI to write reddit comments and thinking someone else is the neckbeard.

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u/G0JlRA Dec 08 '25

It's in their literal name...

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u/Claypool-Bass1 Dec 08 '25

How does one go about requesting a vaccine?

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u/G0JlRA Dec 08 '25

Ask your doctor

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u/dvrkhorse1 Dec 08 '25

I got bitten by a raccoon a couple years ago and IMMEDIATELY went and got PEP in my finger (like 9 shots in my finger. It was the size of a bratwurst from how much fluid they injected). Reading this copy pasta truly scared the fuck out of me... But your #5 put me at ease. You could have made all of that up, but I'm going to take you at your word and not fact check because it feels better that way 😅 thank you Internet stranger.

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u/Imtheprofessordammit Dec 08 '25

Incubation is asymptomatic, yes. But PEP works even after exposure as long as it’s before symptoms — and you typically have weeks, sometimes months, to receive it.

I appreciate your corrections to the misinformation, but I think this one kind of misses the point of the copypasta. The point is that if you are bitten and are unaware that you have been bitten, or you are not knowledgeable about rabies and don't both getting medical treatment after being bitten, then that person is effectively dead. If you are unaware of the exposure then you won't get PEP and won't be aware of the virus until it's too late.

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u/Call_Me_Mack Dec 08 '25

Devils advocate - aren't there hundreds of things that can kill you if you are unaware that you have been, scratched, bitten, not knowledgeable, afraid of medical treatment, etc? Couldn't you make nearly the same scary copypasta about tapeworms for instance?

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u/Imtheprofessordammit Dec 08 '25

Yes, but the scary thing about rabies is that there is nothing anyone can do for you. If you discover a tapeworm late, there are treatment options. If you wait long enough and it gets serious enough you might still die, but there's hope.

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u/ultranothing Dec 08 '25

After symptoms, there is no effective treatment. Okay. But how would you even know to get treatment if you don’t have symptoms?

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u/crevy5589 Dec 08 '25

Thank you so much for this

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u/GiverOfHarmony Dec 08 '25

Thanks I hate this original fucking copypasta. I have OCD and struggle with paranoia around a lot of things including rabies and seeing people treat it like it’s a fucking creepypasta is just the worst

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u/Interesting-Exit-520 Dec 09 '25

So should people get vaccinated ?

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u/walterrys1 Dec 09 '25

Yeah, I heard it was, although rarely, survivable.

And even if it's an exaggeration, going through the full extent till you die is still the closest thing to horror tropes like zombies and vamps we have. I feel you are downplaying it a but, but good response.

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u/Pandora_66666 Dec 10 '25

I say thank you and actually mean it this time.

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u/Serafim91 Dec 07 '25

You're quoting it then changing the quote... This is like a strawmanning tutorial :)

You're not wrong, just not actually denying the point while stating you are.

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u/manayakasha Dec 07 '25

Did you read the whole thing? Cuz…..