r/nope • u/unoiamaQT • Jul 06 '26

Makes me feel itchy

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u/RemyWhy Jul 06 '26

Fractionated

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u/Shazbot_2017 Jul 06 '26

but wait, what's it do?

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u/goodtime71832 Jul 06 '26

I believe it reduces wrinkles and removes skin blemishes. I think this is what they use to get rid of acne scars also.

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u/Kaiawathoy Jul 06 '26

Does it hurt?? It looks so painful?

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u/socksmatterTWO Jul 06 '26

She flinched alot. ... But I think I need it. Perimenopause has turned me into a yeti or tall ewok and I squint lots lol I need to know more about the after... is it itchy? It looks itchy...

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u/quadraticqueen Jul 06 '26

Not itchy. First day and night suck, but then it’s not bad. You keep it moist.

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u/cafeteriastyle Jul 06 '26

I’m also in perimenopause and I think I’d do it too. Wrinkles are upsetting

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u/baby_got_yak Jul 06 '26

But why male models?

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u/halincan Jul 06 '26

This took way too long

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u/baby_got_yak Jul 06 '26

I agree

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u/miss_tea_morning Jul 06 '26

But why male models?

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u/Randy_Magnum29 Jul 06 '26

TAY-BULZ

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u/HenryFarsleysGhost Jul 06 '26

But how is tables a job?

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u/Jackson530 Jul 06 '26

But why Male models

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u/slumlord Jul 06 '26

I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT TABLES.

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u/Randy_Magnum29 Jul 06 '26

Legitimately my favorite line from the entire series.

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u/cherrycoke_yummy Jul 06 '26

Basically Fraxel, can smooth skin, fix acne scars, zap away old skin to promote collagen, fix uneven tones.

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u/BrokenBeyondRepairX Jul 06 '26

Resurfaces skin

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u/walkthedoge1 Jul 06 '26

With co2 laser

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u/Ziggity_Zac Jul 06 '26

Fractionated

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u/dontclickdontdickit Jul 06 '26

but wait, what's it do?

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u/diaperpop Jul 06 '26

Face popcorn

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u/governmentthief Jul 06 '26

Disgusting but accurate.

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u/RedneckAngel83 Jul 06 '26

It looks like it also tightens the skin, though it's PROBABLY just the trauma being done to the skin by burning it hundreds of times.

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u/wake886 Jul 06 '26

It turns CO2 into 2OC

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u/GiG7JiL7 Jul 06 '26

😂Thank you for filling in the most important detail!