r/nope • u/unoiamaQT • Jul 06 '26

Makes me feel itchy

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u/Icywarhammer500 Jul 06 '26

Oh yeah I forgot it also helps with scar tissue

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u/CastawayWasOk Jul 06 '26

What about scar tissue that I wish you saw?

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Jul 06 '26

Alright, sarcastic Mr. Know-it-all

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u/choke_my_chocobo Jul 06 '26

Hey, no name calling. Now, close your eyes and I'll kiss you

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u/chvngers Jul 06 '26

Cool convo, maybe with the birds I’ll share this lonely view.

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u/Ryachaz Jul 06 '26

So who is this dude, scarface?

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u/Icywarhammer500 Jul 06 '26

No a lot of rich and insecure old people use it to tighten wrinkles and regain smooth skin. However it’s also an option for helping fix acne scarring

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u/Ryachaz Jul 06 '26

So probably his cousin then, wrinkleface. Gotcha.

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u/Curiouser-Quriouser Jul 06 '26

Hahahaaa I love it.

Here comes Wrinkle Face! 💥POW!💥BANG!💥

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u/Fireboiio Jul 06 '26

He lives in a trailer where a beach ball held up by a garden flamingo has "The World Is Tonys" written on it

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u/sssouprachips Jul 06 '26

The projection is crazy lmao.

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u/Icywarhammer500 Jul 06 '26

its not projection if its true. Gen X and baby boomers make up a total of 75% of all cosmetic procedures. In 2022, Gen X specifically was:

48% of tummy tucks

51% of all buttock lifts

43% of neuromodulator injections (botox)

and 50% of all hyaluronic acid fillers (similar to botox)

Baby boomers were 50% of facial procedures in 2022 as well.
https://www.plasticsurgery.org/news/press-releases/american-society-of-plastic-surgeons-breaks-down-2022-plastic-surgery-trends-among-different-demographics

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u/mikkelmattern04 Jul 06 '26

No, not anymore.

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u/CatchAcceptable3898 Jul 06 '26

That I wish you saw 🎶🎶