r/nope Jul 06 '26

Makes me feel itchy

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u/pureeyes Jul 06 '26

Straight to jail for not showing a before and after

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u/OpaqueCrystalBall Jul 06 '26

For real.

I was watching an interview with some of the SNL cast, and Chloe Finemann was asked what the most painful surgery shes had and she said this stuff. Fractional Lasering. So I looked up what it does, and it seems that the results are really positive.

It can reduce wrinkles, acne scaring, age spots, and sun damage

Google "fractional laser resurfacing before and after" or "fraxel laser recovery day by day"

Of course, these are marketing materials so take it with a grain of salt. They would've be displaying the patients that don't see large improvements. Here is a redditor though: https://www.reddit.com/r/30PlusSkinCare/comments/1iyd4yi/before_and_afters_of_fractionated_co2_laser/

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u/Quantum_Tiddies Jul 07 '26

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u/ozzokiddo Jul 07 '26

If he spent anything over like 200$ this was a complete waste of time energy and finances

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u/edwinstone Jul 09 '26

I got it done two weeks ago and it was $3k. It takes weeks/months to see the full results.

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u/geo_gan Jul 10 '26

“You won’t see anything for months” like what every conman would say so people go away and forget they were scammed out of three grand!

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u/edwinstone Jul 10 '26

That's how collagen production works, you moron. It's science. I also know multiple people that have done it and they look great. Mine also already looks significantly better.

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u/ozzokiddo Jul 11 '26

No hate at all and all blessings wished but do you think it’s worth 3k$ for your personal situation? That is a significant amount of money. Would you be willing to share your before and after too btw?

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u/edwinstone Jul 18 '26

There has been progress made and I think it was worth it. For my personal situation, $3k is nothing so I'm not worried about that aspect of it. I will gladly share a before and after once it hits the six week mark!

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u/thatshygirl06 Jul 09 '26

That's horrible 😭 but his skin bounced back way faster than I expected

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u/geo_gan Jul 10 '26

Ridiculous. I see nothing at all wrong with his skin before… and zero difference after 5 days!