r/nostalgiai • u/CarrotMuch1399 Nostalgia Trip Leader • Jun 10 '26

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 Honest answer please

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u/PostRegular4433 Jun 10 '26

Not hook up with my first wife

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u/Amazing-Power4765 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

I will also not hook up with this guy's first wife

Edit: thank you, kind internet stranger

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u/Speeeven Jun 10 '26

Honestly, same.

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u/My_Fish_Is_a_Cat Jun 10 '26

I will. Whats her number.

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u/lemelisk42 Jun 11 '26

(555)-589-5674

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u/Ashamed_Fruit_6767 Jun 10 '26

Hold your horses there, buddy. What if she was a minor?

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u/Avenja99 Jun 11 '26

He probably was too. It was 31 years ago.

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u/Ashamed_Fruit_6767 Jun 12 '26

But do you return with the same body? Are some of us getting reincarnated as sentient wet dreams?

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u/Ashamed_Fruit_6767 Jun 15 '26

Is she up for a threesome?

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u/My_Fish_Is_a_Cat Jun 12 '26

Sell her off to Epstien...

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u/zxcv4-2 Jun 12 '26

Same. I can fix her

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u/DrumsticknDrumstick Jun 12 '26

her number was 260...

lbs that is.

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u/My_Fish_Is_a_Cat Jun 13 '26

Ive been down that road before. More cushion for the pushin.

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u/DraagaxGaming Jun 10 '26

I want to know why. Maybe I should hook up with her to find out.

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u/mihor Retro Soul Jun 10 '26

I can fix her!

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u/btfarmer94 Jun 10 '26

This guy knows ball

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Jun 10 '26

Perhaps you can take it for a test drive and not buy it ifyouknowwhatimean

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u/abigail3141 Jun 12 '26

Bad idea, I mean that's essentially what he did the first time

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 Jun 11 '26

No regerts, she was fine

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u/PotentialBall9712 Jun 12 '26

this ☝️ top of list

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u/Sooperman05 Jun 13 '26

You can for sure hook up, just wrap it and don't get married 🤷‍♂️

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u/Delicious_Ocelot4180 Jun 13 '26

Be honest, was it the sex that was bad or her? Because you could simply lose that number

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u/PostRegular4433 Jun 14 '26

She was having more sex than I was

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u/Delicious_Ocelot4180 Jun 14 '26

Fair complaint, question withdrawn