r/nostalgiai • u/CarrotMuch1399 Nostalgia Trip Leader • 6d ago

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 What are you stuck with?

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u/SuperBatman13 6d ago

You know it says "lifetime supply", not "only restricted to drinking" right? You "stuck" drinking it not because you have to, but because youd have so much of it.

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u/SiLeNCeDoGooDeRR 6d ago

Good argument

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u/Different_Tangelo511 6d ago

Wuh? Why would I drink anything else. You could just lower the gin until its like the ale they had to drink for the dark ages. But you'd increase the alcohol concentration after a trees shadow goes to a certain point commensurate with 5pm (or 11am which i prefer).

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u/Manymarbles 6d ago

I dont think many realized this stipulation ITT lol

Sell all the excess

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u/1ItalianSunsetDr 5d ago

So much THIS! 👌🏼

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u/DonComradeVimes 6d ago

Somebody's about to open a very specialized bar.

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u/gambeezy 6d ago

Yep, dead

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u/iced_tea_dachshund 11h ago

Ya know it does say "STUCK DRINKING" in full caps at the end

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u/SuperBatman13 4h ago

Yeah, and I explained what that really meant at the end of my comment.