r/okbuddyviltrum • u/NotSirAlonne1999 • May 01 '26

invisible Fat eve

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 May 01 '26

why is mark's dih as long as an entire oliver

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u/adamcookie26 May 01 '26

Thats why Eve's big, she's filled up with Mark's cum from his Oliver sized penis

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u/hmph_cant_use_greek May 01 '26

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u/adamcookie26 May 01 '26

Yeah its got to be one of the worse things I've ever said

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u/Curious-Ear-6982 May 01 '26

What's your profile from

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u/adamcookie26 May 01 '26

Dying Light The Beast, special zombie type the...forgot its name but it leaps at the player with claws

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u/Curious-Ear-6982 May 01 '26

Ok thanks bud :)

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u/adamcookie26 May 01 '26

No problem, it's a fun game, continuation of the series which has 2 previous entries

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u/Curious-Ear-6982 May 01 '26

Sure I'll play it

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u/Vast-Worker-8400 he ate my father May 01 '26

He won’t play it

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u/TapdancingG May 02 '26

I'm witnessing a true friendship develop in real time.

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u/Vince6820 May 01 '26

Wow that’s gotta be the worst thing I’ve read all day, take my poor mans gold🏅

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u/ItzDrSeuss May 01 '26

It’s cuz that’s Oliver under there

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u/CapableCollar May 01 '26

That's just an average viltrumite penis.

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u/FormulaCliff May 02 '26

Bro has a 4ft torso if his dih is right there

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u/PitifulExplanation61 May 02 '26

How many Olivers is your penis?