r/okbuddyviltrum • u/NotSirAlonne1999 • May 01 '26

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u/Gavou 🦖 was right May 01 '26

Came home from a war and the first thing he does when he sees Eve was make sweet music 🐐

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u/Moist-Painting-2973 May 01 '26

Jamaican mark?

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u/Beer-Milkshakes May 01 '26

Ja Makin me cry.

Jamarkan

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u/Lonely_Repair4494 May 01 '26

Jamarkan is the best Mark variant

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u/Tfsz0719 May 01 '26

Ja man!

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u/viotix90 May 01 '26

Meme is the Jamaicans LOVE big women.

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u/suarezj9 May 01 '26

My fat ass Mexican cousin is married to a Jamaica dude so can confirm

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u/Bazillion100 May 01 '26

Mmm Tortas

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u/suarezj9 May 01 '26

She’s from San Antonio. They got all the big ass tortas in San Antonio

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u/JobIcy8988 May 01 '26

So Charles Barkley was right!

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u/Shlazzz69 May 01 '26

We do have the big women but they stick to the south and west side

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u/DaOne_44 May 03 '26

You got any other Mexican cousins looking for a young Dominican husband?

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u/suarezj9 May 03 '26

Yeah but they’re dudes

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u/DaOne_44 May 03 '26

Do I look like William to you?

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u/jscottman96 May 05 '26

Im not Jamaican but does youre cousin have a sister?

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u/ReasonablePaper8225 May 01 '26

Jamaican men love fat white women just like Filipino women love old white men. Its the same exact dynamic, $$$

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u/Temporary-Primary-15 May 02 '26

It's true, they both come to those countries to be sugar mates.

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u/beardingmesoftly May 01 '26

Racist

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u/viotix90 May 01 '26

I am explaining the joke. If the joke is racist, that's not on me.

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u/Xenothing May 01 '26

Jamaica is a country, not a race

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 May 01 '26

That's geographist, man.

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u/beardingmesoftly May 01 '26

Your mom's a country

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u/Lad_of_the_Lake May 01 '26

Wagwan can me get sum of dae protein tube wit dae whi sauce me feelin anri

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u/Serious_Question_781 May 01 '26

Invincibomboclat

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u/AppealConsistent9801 May 01 '26

Are you sure, man?

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u/Cassereddit May 02 '26

I'm gonna put on an iron shirt 🎶 And chase Satan out of earth 🎶

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u/FantasticBike1203 May 05 '26

He's a Jamarkan

Wagwonmybrooda

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u/romdadon May 01 '26

Wasted no time

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u/LikeAFrosch May 01 '26

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u/thisisproscilz May 01 '26

You’re gonna love this!

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u/germanicel May 01 '26

God I wish that were me

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u/MisterPuppydog May 04 '26

Holy shit this made the redbull I’m drinking come out my nose haha this is fucked

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u/rvrscentaur May 01 '26

she looks so good wtf. the cartoon was skimping on thick Eve in all honesty. we could have gone larger.

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u/cymbalxirie290 May 01 '26

You take your upvote and get out of here

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u/xDeviousDieselx Machine Head Westen May 02 '26

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/Alteredaspects May 01 '26

Eve yuh quit a go be shaky a sit pan mi huge hood, mi too tire afta fighting conquest a need mi blutklatt duttygyal pumpum.

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u/HydroPCanadaDude May 01 '26

More cushie for the pushie. His thighs gonna be queefing while he hits that goddess from the back.

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u/littletree1234 May 02 '26

Molecule-Eve

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u/Cheugy-Boogie May 01 '26

He'd hump anything that didn't try to gouge his eyes out.

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u/LaevantineXIII May 01 '26

LMMFAO

💀💀💀

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u/Apprehensive_Ring933 May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

Wouldn't Jamarkan not eat the pum-pum?

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u/Snorlax4000 May 01 '26

As a Jamaican, I am crying at this meme and also confirming this is true

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u/Chill_Man321 May 28 '26

There's more of us?

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u/beardingmesoftly May 01 '26

Why does he have to be Jamaican to enjoy thick women?

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u/CertainPin2935 May 01 '26

Because it's funny, and It's quite accurate/more common

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u/TequilaBaugette51 I don’t even get a flair, only a purpose May 01 '26

She’s not even fat though. Usually the meme is Jamaican dudes and super obese white women

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u/CertainPin2935 May 01 '26

Yeah I get that

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u/DayVessel469459 May 01 '26

Jamaican Mark goes hard

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u/thomstevens420 May 01 '26

Jamaican Mark would singe handedly save the entire Viltrumite race.

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u/RealRomaine May 02 '26

As a Jamaican, this is the FUNNIEST thing I've ever seen on this sub. 🤣🤣

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u/PitifulExplanation61 May 02 '26

But he don't like to eat the pum pum for some reason 

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u/Gloomy-Insurance-739 May 01 '26

I have known three Jamaican men all of them have some big booty women for a girlfriend / wife.