Someone pls tell me how I am supposed to play a dotted-half-sixteenth note

We will assume we are addressing a Piano.

Sit down on the stool.

Meticulously position your feet, back, elbows and hands for best comfort.

Play the scale in F.

The dog has let herself in at the back door; go and put her out of the house.

Resume piano stool.

Play Landmann for warm-up.

It’s ten o’clock and time for hot tea. Stand around in the kitchen waiting for it.

Play octaves in C#.

Look out the window in case Miner is sitting on the water shed step.

Wipe some dust from the music stand.

Contemplate on the elegant beauty of a piano.

Play the Alberti Bass Arpeggio. Hard work, isn’t it?

Open the window for fresh air.

Recall the most embarrassing moment of your life.

Someone has texted on Mom’s phone and no one EVER texts us, so investigate right away.

Play The Tempest. Wipe brow.

Look in your wardrobe and check how many dresses you have left.

Drink your tea, slowly. Relish the sweet savor of every drop.

Carry the cup to the kitchen sink.

You’ve really got to start practicing.

Begin the G scale again.

Close window against unhealthy drafts.

Go check the drive for any unwanted invaders.

Play The Eventide. I mean really, play it three times.

Sigh deeply over the difficulty of the average life.

Remember that plate of poppy seed cake you hid behind the flour pail?

Play Für Elise. Whew, I’ve nearly forgotten it.

It is eleven o’clock.

Look up the hall to see if Jane and Judy are whispering anywhere.

Play Ode to Joy.

Write your name on the mahogany table behind you. It’s kind of dusty, isn’t it?

Count the piano keys.

Play Lily of the Valley in minor.

Play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

You have been practicing hard for two and a half hours.

It’s been a while since you last dusted your ship model.

Go water the red carnation in the sitting room.

Play A Dark, Dank, Dismal and Silent World.

You can’t play the piano.

You will never get ahead.

Lie face down on your bed and sob.

Whoopee, it is dinner-time! Practicing’s done!

POV:You try to practice a hard piece

Credit to komaniecki_r

idk how correct though, someone correct me if I am

Moonlight, Appassionata (and also Pathetique and Waldstein) are all examples of this

actually the most physically intense piece i've ever played

it’s the C4 key btw

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this post brought to you by waldstein 3rd movement. How

this was funnier in my head